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panzer

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5900 on: May 30, 2020, 05:31 AM »
EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW TO SURVIVE COVID-19 I LEARNED BY WATCHING SCIFI & HORROR MOVIES:
https://www.youtube..../watch?v=QUdV7Xf9sT4

Arizona Hot

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5901 on: May 30, 2020, 11:35 AM »
Air conditioner icon 2.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Do any of your windows have an air conditioner?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5902 on: June 05, 2020, 12:56 PM »
Something other than rickrolling ^

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If Operating Systems were Dogs

If Cars Were Dogs


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5903 on: June 08, 2020, 08:57 AM »
Looking for a girl by the name of Sue D. Nymm.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Looking for a girl by the name of Sue D. Nymm


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5904 on: June 15, 2020, 03:08 PM »
(With apologies to any jazz musicians...)

What's the difference between two large pizzas and a jazz musician?

The pizza can feed a whole family.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5905 on: June 16, 2020, 12:33 PM »
The True Meaning of 42.jpg


Thought this was interesting

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5906 on: June 16, 2020, 04:03 PM »
13. The true meaning of 42

In The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy the supercomputer Deep Thought is built by a race of hyper-intelligent alien beings to determine the answer to "life, the universe, and everything". Deep Thought determines that the answer is somewhat anticlimactically "42". It sounds like a joke, but is there more to this answer? Douglas Adams was an unabashed computer nerd and knew a heck of a lot about programming language and coding. In programming, an asterisk is commonly used to translate as "whatever you want it to be". In ASCII language, the most basic computer software, "42" is the designation for an asterisk. A computer, Deep Thought, was asked what the true meaning of life was. It answered as a computer would: "42" = "anything you want it to be". Genius.
Thought this was interesting
I like it a lot :up:
I found the text and cleaned it up, want to save that :-)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5907 on: June 19, 2020, 12:40 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5908 on: June 25, 2020, 10:42 PM »
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From email. Let me know if you want to know more of what was in there.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5909 on: July 05, 2020, 01:24 AM »
For those that watched the Chernobylw mini-series, (which was excellent):

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And COVID related:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5910 on: July 05, 2020, 05:54 PM »
In the year 2026...

Apple: Our new iPhone costs only $300 and the battery lasts 30 days!

Consumers: Wow! Amazing!

Apple: It also can't be recharged. That's right, we're so courageous.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5911 on: July 09, 2020, 09:02 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5912 on: July 09, 2020, 10:27 AM »
^love it!^

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5913 on: July 13, 2020, 03:31 PM »
Has anyone here pranked their provider by telling them they are a forest pixie having trouble with their cell phone(they are having connection problems while flying)? Or that they are a pixie trying to sign up for service and their address is a pine tree there.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5914 on: July 17, 2020, 11:37 PM »
There's a Cake Recipe Hidden in Peacock's Terms of Use, So We Baked It.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

There's a Cake Recipe Hidden in Peacock's Terms of Use, So We Baked It

Here's what 'LOL' looks like in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Here's what 'LOL' looks like in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5915 on: July 18, 2020, 08:18 AM »







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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5916 on: July 23, 2020, 12:50 PM »
Come to the Dark Side.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Safety First.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Not Quite Right.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Creative restaurant signs that will have you howling with laughter

Please do not print large jobs.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Please do not print large jobs


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5917 on: August 02, 2020, 12:49 PM »
What concert costs only 45 cents?

Spoiler
50 cent featuring nickelback.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5918 on: August 02, 2020, 01:11 PM »
[groan]. 

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