I think I lost an electron.
Are you sure?
I'm never going to survive without my proton!
Oh, you're so negative.
neutron walks into a bar, tells the bartender he's worried about the tab. Bartender says "For you, no charge."
A neutrino walks into a bar. Bartender asks "what can I get you?" "Nothing, I'm just passing through."
Someone tried to hit on a neutrino in the bar... but they had no interaction.
when all the ions get organized, do they unionize?
I have nothing against anion union but just for the record I'm a space alien cation.
People often mistakenly accuse me of having no sense of humour.
That's not true.
Though yes, it's pretty lousy. And small.