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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5800 on: October 30, 2019, 06:58 PM »
Is STP the eraser's edge?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5801 on: October 31, 2019, 02:58 AM »
Q: Wich was the first animal on Earth?
A: Zebra
Q: Why?
A: It's black and white :D
sorry bad english and Delphi are my hobby ;)
politeness is not one of my strengths in writing, just because it sounds rough doesn't mean that I mean it rough.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5802 on: November 07, 2019, 01:28 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5803 on: November 08, 2019, 12:28 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5804 on: November 09, 2019, 01:52 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5805 on: November 14, 2019, 08:31 AM »
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'My mom would never let me get one before.'
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5806 on: November 17, 2019, 09:44 AM »
Question: Where can you find a square peg in a round hole?
Answer: In the corner of your eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Restless eggs. (i.e. 'restless legs')
"This is the best bad idea we have, sir. By far." (cf. 'Argo' (2012))
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5807 on: November 23, 2019, 10:49 PM »
What kind of children do you get when the man is from Iceland and the woman is from Cuba?   
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IceCubes

   
Groan? Heard it before?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5808 on: November 24, 2019, 03:48 PM »
A lion and a witch were carrying a wardrobe down the street.  I asked, "Where are you going with that?"  They replied, "Narnia business."

- from The Last Laugh, The Countryman, Nov. 2019

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5809 on: December 04, 2019, 02:41 PM »
I went to register a product on Panasonic's site.  Had to enter date of birth.  When I got to the year field, accidentally pressed End.  The site's response had a certain lack of making connections about it...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5810 on: December 04, 2019, 03:41 PM »
I went to register a product on Panasonic's site.  Had to enter date of birth.  When I got to the year field, accidentally pressed End.  The site's response had a certain lack of making connections about it...

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"This is the best bad idea we have, sir. By far." (cf. 'Argo' (2012))

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5811 on: December 05, 2019, 01:59 PM »
I went to register a product on Panasonic's site.  Had to enter date of birth.  When I got to the year field, accidentally pressed End.  The site's response had a certain lack of making connections about it...

Y2k v2.0?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5812 on: December 11, 2019, 12:22 AM »

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