silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

[Renegade]

So the Department of Homeland Security releases a Cyber Security Guide, that triggers a security warning on load:
 (see attachment in previous post)
Failing to read your own material ... Priceless!

-Stoic Joker (October 03, 2014, 12:35 PM)

Awesome on so many levels! 

I do like the "remember my preference" bit. That's just icing on the cake!

[app103]

So the Department of Homeland Security releases a Cyber Security Guide, that triggers a security warning on load:
Failing to read your own material ... Priceless!

-Stoic Joker (October 03, 2014, 12:35 PM)

Oh, that's nothing! There are tons of security sites that should know better, running outdated CMSs with known security vulnerabilities.

http://www.whitefird...tdated-web-software/

And these should give you a chuckle:

Drupal site running on an outdated version of Drupal
Joomla site running on outdated, unsupported, and vulnerable version of Joomla that is more than 2 years old

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Let me know if you want the links to these pictures.

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[Renegade]

More jokes from the patent office!

https://www.techdirt...nted-toothpick.shtml

Via Sarah Burstein and the Design Law Blog, we discovered that just this week the US Patent Office granted a design patent... on a toothpick:

Those patent fellows are just too funny! 

[Renegade]

http://www.theonion....against-ebola,37085/

How To Protect Yourself Against Ebola

This week saw the first confirmed case of Ebola virus within the United States, the latest development in an outbreak that has already claimed over 3,000 lives. Here are some ways you can protect yourself against this deadly disease:

• Boil all bodily fluids before consumption.
• Regularly examine your DNA under an electron microscope for any indication that Ebola has attached itself to your cell membranes.
• Recognize the symptoms of Ebola, which include fever, chills, and developing symptoms too late to do anything about them.
• Cover the nose and mouth of Ebola patients when they sneeze to avoid spreading germs.
• Avoid eating bat soup, which is actually pretty sound advice whether there’s an ongoing Ebola outbreak or not.
• Ebola can only be spread once patients are symptomatic, so if you believe you’ve been exposed, get all your errands and public trips out of the way before your symptoms start showing.
• Be sure to stay up to date on developments by signing up for the official CDC phone tree.
• Try being born one of the 15 percent of rural Gabonese citizens with natural immunity to the virus.
• Give billions of dollars to pharmaceutical companies.
• If you see a suspicious-looking filamentous virus particle roughly one micron in length, stay away.
• Continue following lifelong plan of avoiding Dallas, TX at all costs.

[TaoPhoenix]

And for a different kind of silly humor:
I've been watching a lot of TV lately. Every now and then there's a baby in a scene or two. I know sometimes a very quick shot is a doll, but I think there are a couple of babies around too. (Prob protected to the max by laws.)

So ... do these people get IMDB credits at the age of 3 months old? (Made up name) "Travis Wilkinson is 26 years old and has been acting for 25 years."

[Edvard]

I'm not a big fan of The Onion, but sometimes they nail it.  I haven't indulged in herbal entertainment for many years now, but I still remember what it was like when I "heard a noise".
 

New Marijuana Study Says Everyone Knows You're High And You'll Likely Be Stoned Forever

[Renegade]

I'm not a big fan of The Onion, but sometimes they nail it.  I haven't indulged in herbal entertainment for many years now, but I still remember what it was like when I "heard a noise".
 

New Marijuana Study Says Everyone Knows You're High And You'll Likely Be Stoned Forever

-Edvard (October 04, 2014, 09:57 AM)

That was good! 

Ebola from one of my favourite comedy troupes:

[app103]

So... Now we're calling out the bomb squad for litter bugs
Note: Sadly this completely absurd overreaction is an actual -currently happening - real live event.

-Stoic Joker (October 01, 2014, 12:03 PM)

We just had a similar incident over an abandoned suitcase full of stuffed animals.

http://www.nj.com/mo...over_parsippany.html

And my daughter's boyfriend just announced that he wants a job on the bomb squad...specifically, the Teddy Ruxpin Disposal Unit.

[Stoic Joker]

So... Now we're calling out the bomb squad for litter bugs
Note: Sadly this completely absurd overreaction is an actual -currently happening - real live event.

-Stoic Joker (October 01, 2014, 12:03 PM)

We just had a similar incident over an abandoned suitcase full of stuffed animals.

-app103 (October 06, 2014, 12:10 PM)

Once again the boogieman is behind every tree...as our entire culture goes completely to shit with rampant paranoia.

*Sigh*

[Renegade]

So... Now we're calling out the bomb squad for litter bugs
Note: Sadly this completely absurd overreaction is an actual -currently happening - real live event.

-Stoic Joker (October 01, 2014, 12:03 PM)

We just had a similar incident over an abandoned suitcase full of stuffed animals.

http://www.nj.com/mo...over_parsippany.html

And my daughter's boyfriend just announced that he wants a job on the bomb squad...specifically, the Teddy Ruxpin Disposal Unit.
 (see attachment in previous post)

-app103 (October 06, 2014, 12:10 PM)

Ooooh! An update!

http://www.nj.com/mo...incart_most-comments

"So, in other words, some debris fell off a truck. A paranoid motorist called it in. An overreacting police department shuts down a highway during rush hour and calls the bomb squad, causing countless motorist to spend hours sitting in traffic and thousands of dollars of police overtime," the user wrote. "When, they probably could have just kicked whatever it was to the side of the road and call he public works department out to through it out."

And Krev offered in response: "And if it exploded you'd be screeching about how careless the police are."

 

Once again the boogieman is behind every tree...as our entire culture goes completely to shit with rampant paranoia.

*Sigh*

-Stoic Joker (October 06, 2014, 04:52 PM)

Get your popcorn. Watching the fall is going to be entertaining!

Blowing up water bottles and shutting down highways for rubbish... Can't wait to hear what the next bit of insanity is!

[tomos]

Less Frustration, and Moar Humour.
Please

[mouser]

from http://jimbenton.com/

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If Philosophers Were Programmers

I was looking for something about people who program compulsively during a full moon(but only then), but the only thing interesting I found was this.

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[TaoPhoenix]

I like funny typos.

This is copied from another thread about SC Captor:

what if you just left click and relase, and dont hold down the mouth button -- same error?
can you email me ([email protected]) so i can send you a test version?

-mouser (October 08, 2014, 06:15 PM)

I'll leave the ergonomics to the imagination - maybe that's what Stephen Hawking uses!?

[TaoPhoenix]

Fun fund raiser idea:
"Salt the police officer for charity".

"Sponsors can take a salt shaker and sprinkle salt on the officers". Viral media gold: "Today I salted one hundred police officers"! Bonus followup: You can give them a battery of their choice!

[app103]

Fun fund raiser idea:
"Salt the police officer for charity".

"Sponsors can take a salt shaker and sprinkle salt on the officers". Viral media gold: "Today I salted one hundred police officers"! Bonus followup: You can give them a battery of their choice!

-TaoPhoenix (October 09, 2014, 08:56 PM)

Just gotta watch out that the officers don't pepper you in return.

[app103]

Because it can be easy to misread tone in text.

[mouser]

Key & Peele have some hilarious bits. 

[TaoPhoenix]

Fun fund raiser idea:
"Salt the police officer for charity".

"Sponsors can take a salt shaker and sprinkle salt on the officers". Viral media gold: "Today I salted one hundred police officers"! Bonus followup: You can give them a battery of their choice!

-TaoPhoenix (October 09, 2014, 08:56 PM)

Just gotta watch out that the officers don't pepper you in return.

-app103 (October 09, 2014, 10:17 PM)

Fair warning!

But it's just silly enough and crazy enough that I might one day try to set it up, as long as I can make the "proof of money flow" ironclad enough so it doesn't look like an idiot scam. Despite the Big Brother news, many local cops are good guys when they're not busy pulling you over or whatever, so if the accounting can be proved, I really bet a few of them would go for it! Stay tuned (at a glacial pace!)

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YOU LIVE IN DALLAS AND YOU RE WORRIED ABOUT THE EBOLA OUTBREAK



Professors Reveal The Craziest Things Students Have Done During Class - Business Insider

Looks like a bunch of Apple polishers, except for the girl in the center. I went to college in the  early 70's -no laptops or desktops.
That isn't as old as one woman I read about today. She had to lie about her age because Facebook wouldn't accept that she was 113.

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[Renegade]

Microsoft Excel has an anarchy option!