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In TechDirt there is news of key Internet issues being addressed and resolved at last in the Middle East:
Iranian Grand Ayatollah Issues Fatwa Against 'Immoral' High-Speed Internet Connections | Techdirt
(Copied below sans embedded hyperlinks/images.)

...the Grand Ayatollah of Iran, who has arbitrarily determined that high-speed connections are an affront to [this particular] God.
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    A Grand Ayatollah in Iran has determined that access to high-speed and 3G Internet is “against Sharia” and “against moral standards.” In answer to a question published on his website, Grand Ayatollah Nasser Makarem Shirazi, one of the country’s highest clerical authorities, issued a fatwa, stating “All third generation [3G] and high-speed internet services, prior to realization of the required conditions for the National Information Network [Iran’s government-controlled and censored Internet which is under development], is against Sharia [and] against moral and human standards.”
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Left undiscussed is how incremental increases in speed are incremental increases in sin or how exactly an Iran-only internet would redeem "immoral" high-speed connections. These sorts of questions are better left unasked, especially in a nation filled with religious leaders that can impose and carry out death penalties with impunity.

This probably explains why I've always felt uneasy about the free rein that seems to increasingly be given for people to use high-speed Internet communications - we all have been born with this kind of inner moral compass that tells us when things are spiritually wrong, and we fail to heed it at our peril in the afterlife. I'm going back to dial-up.

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In TechDirt there is news of key Internet issues being addressed and resolved at last in the Middle East:

-IainB (September 10, 2014, 01:22 AM)

Just about any article in TechDirt now is utterly hilarious once you manage to get over the anger for the insanity.

But that one is particularly funny!  

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Funny or unfunny?

http://betabeat.com/...ce-bucket-challenge/

Headline: Teen Dies Attempting Risky Stunt for Viral Ice Bucket Challenge

(Un)funny part: Cameron Lancaster, 18, is believed to have completed the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, and then jumped feet-first off an 80-foot cliff into the shallow water at an abandoned quarry, the Telegraph reports. His body was found after a four-hour search.

Hashtag: #IceBucketChallengeDarwinAwardWinner

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Hashtag: #IceBucketChallengeDarwinAwardWinner

-Renegade (September 10, 2014, 06:14 AM)

Yep.

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Funny or unfunny?

-Renegade (September 10, 2014, 06:14 AM)

Stupid as opposed to silly, and I guess funny in the saddest way possible

[edit] you did ask ... [/edit]

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Funny or unfunny?

-Renegade (September 10, 2014, 06:14 AM)

Stupid as opposed to silly, and I guess funny in the saddest way possible

-tomos (September 10, 2014, 07:08 AM)

+1.   Prime Basement material.

Anyway... back on topic ..

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I guess funny in the saddest way possible

-tomos (September 10, 2014, 07:08 AM)

That would be unfunny then.

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9/11: A Conspiracy Theory

James Corbett pulls off the funniest explanation of the official storyfairy tale.

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http://www.zerohedge...0/iclock-post-mortem

Tim Cook announced Tuesday the release of Apple’s long-rumored watch, the latest in wearable technology. Here are some features of the new device:

- 13-megapixel camera enables users to take crystal-clear pictures of wrist
- Allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time
- Discreet, but not so discreet that anyone would mistake it for a regular watch
- Comes in a variety of colors and styles to express your personal submission to the planet’s dominant tech company
- Adjustable ticking volume
- All the convenience of a traditional watch that needs to be charged every 12 hours
- Built-in thinkpiece regarding the increased connectivity yet simultaneous isolation of the millennial generation
- Small size and intricate circuitry able to drive twice as many Chinese workers to suicide as iPhone
- Makes it easier for muggers to see whether or not you’re carrying an expensive electronic device
- Another screen to throw into your current rotation of things you look at

But apart from that... it's 'awesome'

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http://www.zerohedge...0/iclock-post-mortem

Tim Cook announced Tuesday the release of Apple’s long-rumored watch, the latest in wearable technology. Here are some features of the new device:

- 13-megapixel camera enables users to take crystal-clear pictures of wrist
- Allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time
- Discreet, but not so discreet that anyone would mistake it for a regular watch
- Comes in a variety of colors and styles to express your personal submission to the planet’s dominant tech company
- Adjustable ticking volume
- All the convenience of a traditional watch that needs to be charged every 12 hours
- Built-in thinkpiece regarding the increased connectivity yet simultaneous isolation of the millennial generation
- Small size and intricate circuitry able to drive twice as many Chinese workers to suicide as iPhone
- Makes it easier for muggers to see whether or not you’re carrying an expensive electronic device
- Another screen to throw into your current rotation of things you look at

But apart from that... it's 'awesome'

-panzer (September 11, 2014, 05:39 AM)

Haha!  

ZH is one of my favourite sites. (Even if the joke is a repost.)