Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 3933955 times)

Renegade · « **Reply #3575 on:** September 30, 2014, 09:20 AM »

http://slutsofinstagram.com

https://www.techdirt...-duck-drawings.shtml

Just click. It's SFW. And a larf and a half.

Renegade · « **Reply #3576 on:** September 30, 2014, 09:28 AM »

And even crazier...

https://torrentfreak...m-the-future-140928/

COPYRIGHT APOCALYPSE: TROLLS ATTACK THE NET, FROM THE FUTURE

Imagine an Internet in which every possible creative work uploaded results in a copyright claim - because it's already been created. That's the nightmare scenario being painted by a Russian company which says it has a plan to use copyright and trolling to free humans from ever having to create digital content again.

...

That’s the staggering notion being put forward by Qentis Corporation. The outfit, which claims a base in Russia, says that its business model is to use massive computing power to generate digital intellectual property on a never-seen-before scale and transfer the rights to its partners.

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What Qentis are proposing is the bulk algorithmic creation of content – music, text, images etc – on such a large scale that in a few years its clients will own the rights to just about anything people might care to create and upload.

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In terms of graphics, Qentis promotional material states that a subsidiary has already generated 3.23% of “all possible images” in the 1000×800 pixel format.

Renegade · « **Reply #3577 on:** September 30, 2014, 11:05 PM »

Is the Apple watch right for you?

wraith808 · « **Reply #3578 on:** October 01, 2014, 11:53 AM »

Street Fighter - Angry Goat Edition

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #3579 on:** October 01, 2014, 12:03 PM »

So... Now we're calling out the bomb squad for litter bugs

Ocala Freaks SS.png

Note: Sadly this completely absurd overreaction is an actual -currently happening - real live event.

app103 · « **Reply #3580 on:** October 01, 2014, 04:51 PM »

So... Now we're calling out the bomb squad for litter bugs
Note: Sadly this completely absurd overreaction is an actual -currently happening - real live event.
-Stoic Joker (October 01, 2014, 12:03 PM)

It may have been mistaken for one of these aluminum Draino bottle bombs: http://www.snopes.co...nings/bottlebomb.asp

app103 · « **Reply #3581 on:** October 01, 2014, 04:53 PM »

Stephen Hawking in Monty Python Live (mostly)

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #3582 on:** October 01, 2014, 05:01 PM »

So... Now we're calling out the bomb squad for litter bugs
Note: Sadly this completely absurd overreaction is an actual -currently happening - real live event.
-Stoic Joker (October 01, 2014, 12:03 PM)

It may have been mistaken for one of these aluminum Draino bottle bombs: http://www.snopes.co...nings/bottlebomb.asp
-app103 (October 01, 2014, 04:51 PM)

Much as I appreciate the vote of confidence, I gotta say - It's my home town - It really was just a bunch of dumb hicks having a Barney Fife moment..

app103 · « **Reply #3583 on:** October 01, 2014, 05:12 PM »

Much as I appreciate the vote of confidence, I gotta say - It's my home town - It really was just a bunch of dumb hicks having a Barney Fife moment..
-Stoic Joker (October 01, 2014, 05:01 PM)

Well, better for them to have their Barney Fife moment than some local pranksters actually make one of those things out of a plastic pop bottle, some Draino, water, a bit of candle wax and some aluminum, and for it to explode with someone a bit too close to it, and they end up getting sprayed with the Draino.

Because of prankster teens building these things and leaving them places for unsuspecting people to find, in some areas you actually have to show ID to prove you are over 18, to buy drain cleaner.

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #3584 on:** October 01, 2014, 05:38 PM »

Much as I appreciate the vote of confidence, I gotta say - It's my home town - It really was just a bunch of dumb hicks having a Barney Fife moment..
-Stoic Joker (October 01, 2014, 05:01 PM)

Well, better for them to have their Barney Fife moment than some local pranksters actually make one of those things out of a plastic pop bottle, some Draino, water, a bit of candle wax and some aluminum, and for it to explode with someone a bit too close to it, and they end up getting sprayed with the Draino.
-app103 (October 01, 2014, 05:12 PM)

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to notice that draino isn't a clear liquid. Not to mention that this thing was effectively in the middle of no where at that time of day. No this was a typically spastic hyper-over-reaction that is so idiotically common in our society today. Litter bugs aren't terrorists ... They're just really annoying.

Because of prankster teens building these things and leaving them places for unsuspecting people to find, in some areas you actually have to show ID to prove you are over 18, to buy drain cleaner.
-app103 (October 01, 2014, 05:12 PM)

Clear liquids don't tent to imply an impending (BLEVE) energetic reaction. First cop on the scene should have just kicked it over and tossed it in the trash.

Renegade · « **Reply #3585 on:** October 01, 2014, 10:42 PM »

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to notice that draino isn't a clear liquid. Not to mention that this thing was effectively in the middle of no where at that time of day. No this was a typically spastic hyper-over-reaction that is so idiotically common in our society today. Litter bugs aren't terrorists ... They're just really annoying.

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Clear liquids don't tent to imply an impending (BLEVE) energetic reaction. First cop on the scene should have just kicked it over and tossed it in the trash.
-Stoic Joker (October 01, 2014, 05:38 PM)

Hmmm... Let me see...

If we dig down a bit deeper into SJ's post, I think we can find a hidden message...

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to notice that draino isn't a clear liquid. Not to mention that this thing was effectively in the middle of no where at that time of day. No this was a typically spastic hyper-over-reaction that is so idiotically common in our society today. Litter bugs aren't terrorists ... They're just really annoying.

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Clear liquids don't tent to imply an impending (BLEVE) energetic reaction. First cop on the scene should have just kicked it over and tossed it in the trash.
-Stoic Joker (October 01, 2014, 05:38 PM)

Pulling out those we have:

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And unscrambling SJ's secret message...

I am a terrorist.

I rest my case!

wraith808 · « **Reply #3586 on:** October 01, 2014, 11:34 PM »

^ Are you bored?

That was a lot of work for a punchline!

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #3587 on:** October 02, 2014, 12:32 AM »

OMFG They actually blew the damn thing up!

Suspicious Object at Citizens' Circle

What an incredibly mind-blowing waste of resources on something that is obviously just carelessly discarded trash.

But, then again...yes it is that boring here ... In a town that is strategically relevant to abso-

ing-lutely nothing.

Renegade · « **Reply #3588 on:** October 02, 2014, 01:39 AM »

^ Are you bored? That was a lot of work for a punchline!
-wraith808 (October 01, 2014, 11:34 PM)

Hehehe! I had a couple minutes, and it's an idea that I've been throwing around for a fun NANY project. (A program to do funky things with BBCode to decorate posts and just do cool stuff that would otherwise take way too much effort.

Code: C# [Select]

private void txtOriginal_MouseUp(object sender, MouseEventArgs e)
        {
            int start = txtOriginal.SelectionStart;
            int end = txtOriginal.SelectionStart + txtOriginal.SelectionLength + txtLeftSurround.TextLength;
            string s = txtOriginal.Text;
            s = s.Insert(start, txtLeftSurround.Text);
            s = s.Insert(end, txtRightSurround.Text);
            txtOriginal.Text = s;
        }
 
        private void btnPaste_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
        {
            txtOriginal.Text = Clipboard.GetText();
        }
 
        private void btnCopy_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
        {
            Clipboard.SetText(txtOriginal.Text);
        }

That was a lot easier than actually doing it manually.

Renegade · « **Reply #3589 on:** October 02, 2014, 01:43 AM »

OMFG They actually blew the damn thing up!

Suspicious Object at Citizens' Circle

What an incredibly mind-blowing waste of resources on something that is obviously just carelessly discarded trash.

But, then again...yes it is that boring here ... In a town that is strategically relevant to abso- ing-lutely nothing.
-Stoic Joker (October 02, 2014, 12:32 AM)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA~!

Bottle of water: $1.00
15 emergency response personelle & vehicles: $12,500.00
1 detonator: $75.00
Blowing up a water bottle: Priceless!

::facepalm::

IainB · « **Reply #3590 on:** October 02, 2014, 11:41 AM »

I've never really been interested in Twitter, and so, being a bit "behind the times" I had missed these sorts of viral Twitters (below) - which make me interested. They seem to me to be an entirely new source of humour that couldn't easily have occurred in quite this way without something akin to Twitter as the medium.

@Renegade is to be credited with referring me to the first two, and I followed them up a couple of days back. I found some of the tweets quite amusing, but not a few seemed aggressive. I just stumbled upon the third today and had a LOL moment - it has many highly ironic, rather clever and very pointed comments there.

Maybe I am missing something, but what I don't understand is how people can possibly think it could be a good idea to put up self-promulgating hashtags like that. Fiasco time.
Derision is a great leveller.

Renegade · « **Reply #3591 on:** October 02, 2014, 12:09 PM »

^ BWAHAHAHAHAH~

Those #AskDrMann tweets were funny.

wraith808 · « **Reply #3592 on:** October 02, 2014, 04:56 PM »

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #3593 on:** October 02, 2014, 05:12 PM »

Wraith, that's some combination of brilliant, terrifying, and something that she will either become a viral meme for, or be embarassed forever when she is 18!

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #3594 on:** October 02, 2014, 05:14 PM »

P.S. Idina Menzel is a minor goddess!

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3595 on:** October 02, 2014, 07:23 PM »

Did something happen to this video?

Renegade · « **Reply #3596 on:** October 02, 2014, 08:36 PM »

Did something happen to this video?
-Arizona Hot (October 02, 2014, 07:23 PM)

Try reloading the page. Could be any number of things.

wraith808 · « **Reply #3597 on:** October 02, 2014, 08:42 PM »

It's an image. That trick was pulled a few pages back, also.

Renegade · « **Reply #3598 on:** October 03, 2014, 08:31 AM »

It's an image. That trick was pulled a few pages back, also.
-wraith808 (October 02, 2014, 08:42 PM)

Ah... got it. I knew that it was an image, but figured it was just posted in the wrong place and took it seriously.

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #3599 on:** October 03, 2014, 12:35 PM »

So the Department of Homeland Security releases a Cyber Security Guide, that triggers a security warning on load:

DHS Security Guide Fail.jpg

Failing to read your own material ... Priceless!