Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 3931726 times)

Renegade · « **Reply #3451 on:** September 02, 2014, 12:23 PM »

I thought this discussion thread was the best place to post this:
Hillary Clinton: 'Our technology companies are not part of our government' | The Industry Standard - InfoWorld

She'll get my vote any day with humorous quips like that.
-IainB (August 31, 2014, 09:46 PM)

Hheehehe~! That was cute. She's such an adorable little bundle of war mongering hate.

Check John Kerry. He's good for a few laughs as well.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3452 on:** September 02, 2014, 03:15 PM »

silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Did everyone notice that it it is a black cat wearing an inverted pentagram?

Renegade · « **Reply #3453 on:** September 02, 2014, 08:28 PM »

Did everyone notice that it it is a black cat wearing an inverted pentagram?
-Arizona Hot (September 02, 2014, 03:15 PM)

I saw that. It seemed, um, fitting.

IainB · « **Reply #3454 on:** September 02, 2014, 11:23 PM »

I spotted this rather cruel joke amongst the comments following the Guardian article: Rotherham abuse scandal: Theresa May calls for crime commissioner to resign

Jannertor
27 August 2014 2:38pm
One of the victims, in an interview with Jeremy Vine, said that her parents had written to Blunkett pleading for help but heard nothing - you can hardly accuse him of turning a blind eye I suppose.....

Explanation: David Blunkett is a British Labour Party politician and the Member of Parliament for Sheffield Brightside and Hillsborough. His actions over the years have given him a somewhat chequered history. He seems to have been very capable throughout his career, not being held back by the fact that he is also blind.

app103 · « **Reply #3455 on:** September 03, 2014, 11:52 AM »

Renegade · « **Reply #3456 on:** September 03, 2014, 07:51 PM »

^^

Renegade · « **Reply #3457 on:** September 03, 2014, 07:59 PM »

Road Rage in Russia

Cued: https://www.youtube....h?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU#t=35

IainB · « **Reply #3458 on:** September 04, 2014, 01:46 AM »

A new JS post at Github: ISIS.js
The Update README.md states:

Code: Javascript [Select]

ISIS.js
=======
-"ISIS.js - injects islamic motivation into the console, removes the <head> tag, and blames america."
+ISIS.js - injects islamic motivation into the console, removes the \<head\> tag, and blames america.
All rights reserved.

Maybe this should be posted in the coding snippets section...

Renegade · « **Reply #3459 on:** September 04, 2014, 04:53 AM »

A new JS post at Github: ISIS.js
The Update README.md states:
Code: Javascript [Select]
ISIS.js
=======
-"ISIS.js - injects islamic motivation into the console, removes the <head> tag, and blames america."
+ISIS.js - injects islamic motivation into the console, removes the \<head\> tag, and blames america.
All rights reserved.

Maybe this should be posted in the coding snippets section...
-IainB (September 04, 2014, 01:46 AM)

Lesson learned: ALWAYS ESCAPE!!!

Renegade · « **Reply #3460 on:** September 04, 2014, 04:56 AM »

A new JS post at Github: ISIS.js
-IainB (September 04, 2014, 01:46 AM)

Here's the JS file - it's just as good! Anyone that codes will laugh their head off!

Code: Javascript [Select]

console.log('Allah-o-Akbar');
var head = document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0];
head.parentNode.removeChild(head);
console.log('Obama, the next element is on you!');

app103 · « **Reply #3461 on:** September 04, 2014, 07:33 AM »

Renegade · « **Reply #3462 on:** September 04, 2014, 08:00 AM »

(see attachment in previous post)
-app103 (September 04, 2014, 07:33 AM)

So true.

http://www.ytddownloader.com

Fixed.

Renegade · « **Reply #3463 on:** September 05, 2014, 08:21 AM »

Not sure if this is for music videos, or humour...

NSFW - and very funny!

CleverCat · « **Reply #3464 on:** September 06, 2014, 03:25 AM »

Had to share this latest Ad on SA TV as I know the members here will enjoy!

Babies love the Internet!

Renegade · « **Reply #3465 on:** September 06, 2014, 04:26 AM »

Screenshot - 2014_09_06 , 7_24_37 PM.png

Article: http://www.wired.com.../iphone-credit-card/
Thread: http://www.reddit.co...s_so_lets_have_them/

x16wda · « **Reply #3466 on:** September 06, 2014, 07:24 AM »

Had to share this latest Ad on SA TV as I know the members here will enjoy!

Babies love the Internet!
-CleverCat (September 06, 2014, 03:25 AM)

Cute! The link was munged though - updated link

Renegade · « **Reply #3467 on:** September 06, 2014, 09:18 AM »

I've pretty much read everything every written by Nietzsche. A few times. He's a douche. I'm being kind.

This is a great comic:

More can be found here:

http://www.dead-philosophers.com/

Lots of dead philosophers there. Some are pretty damn good. But quite a few you need to know who they are to get the joke.

Renegade · « **Reply #3468 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:21 AM »

I'd never seen this before. At first I thought it was a parody, but no, it's the real deal.

app103 · « **Reply #3469 on:** September 07, 2014, 08:34 AM »

Renegade · « **Reply #3470 on:** September 07, 2014, 09:06 AM »

-app103 (September 07, 2014, 08:34 AM)

BWAHAHAHAHA~! That was awesome!

My neighbour is a kiwi. I forget whether it was her or someone else pointing out the pronunciation of 'e' is often like 'i' in New Zealand.

Every now and then I learn a new word, and those with me get a kick out of me not knowing some terminology/slang.

Accents around here are pretty wild though. There's an extreme diversity.

Here's a list of some friends and neighbours by ethnicity and accent (there are some interesting mixes).

Egyptian - Victorian Australian accent
Egyptian - Arabic English accent with some Victorian Australian smoothing
Irish - Irish accent
Indian - Victorian Australian accent (no Indian accent)
Canadian - Canadian accent
Australian - Queensland accent
Vietnamese - British RP mixed with Victorian Australian accent (and she's North Vietnamese, not south)
Vietnamese - North Vietnamese English accent largely smoothed by Victorian Australian English
Sudanese - Thick accent with Victorian Australian accent smoothings
Croatian - Heavy Australian accent (that I can't make out the location - seems Queenslandish, but he's never lived there) with Croatian tones
Swedish - Heavy Swedish English accent with very little Australian English smoothing (he's 80ish and has lived here for 50+ years)

Anyways, just one of those things of casual interest.

I should go out on my deck for a fag now.

wraith808 · « **Reply #3471 on:** September 07, 2014, 11:38 PM »

I'd never seen this before. At first I thought it was a parody, but no, it's the real deal.

-Renegade (September 07, 2014, 02:21 AM)

It was in the second wave of Schoolhouse Rock vids... and they were quickly cancelled. You'd think that we've become unable to hear the truth in a children's cartoon or something...

barney · « **Reply #3472 on:** September 08, 2014, 03:50 AM »

You'd think that we've become unable to hear the truth in a children's cartoon or something...
-wraith808 (September 07, 2014, 11:38 PM)

Sadly, that seems to be truth

. On the other hand, it's easy to laugh at such

4wd · « **Reply #3473 on:** September 08, 2014, 05:13 AM »

My neighbour is a kiwi. I forget whether it was her or someone else pointing out the pronunciation of 'e' is often like 'i' in New Zealand.
-Renegade (September 07, 2014, 09:06 AM)

Normally it's the other way round, (for me anyway), quickest way to identify a Kiwi is get them to say the Number of the Beast

Works every time, even in the back blocks of Nevada ...

crabby3 · « **Reply #3474 on:** September 08, 2014, 09:23 AM »

Canadian - Canadian accent
-Renegade (September 07, 2014, 09:06 AM)

American English Canadians don't seem to have accents but when they say 'out' it sounds more like oot... as in hoot or reboot.