silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

[Stoic Joker]

I ran into a banking institution yesterday that did not allow special characters or spaces, but did required a number be included in the user name.

Like the outcome of that isn't going to be predictable as hell ...(y0ur N4m3)... Derp!

[Renegade]

I ran into a banking institution yesterday that did not allow special characters or spaces, but did required a number be included in the user name.

Like the outcome of that isn't going to be predictable as hell ...(y0ur N4m3)... Derp!

-Stoic Joker (August 27, 2014, 10:19 PM)

If a username/password is actually printed on paper, then it makes sense to not include beginning or ending spaces. But with the incredible invention of monospaced fonts, there's no reason why "a     b" couldn't be a valid username or password. I have never understood why "spaces" aren't allowed.

I do wish that sites would say what is allowed as a regular expression. That would make everything so much easier and clearer. For me. And other regex freaks.

[Stoic Joker]

I ran into a banking institution yesterday that did not allow special characters or spaces, but did required a number be included in the user name.

Like the outcome of that isn't going to be predictable as hell ...(y0ur N4m3)... Derp!

-Stoic Joker (August 27, 2014, 10:19 PM)

If a username/password is actually printed on paper, then it makes sense to not include beginning or ending spaces. But with the incredible invention of monospaced fonts, there's no reason why "a     b" couldn't be a valid username or password. I have never understood why "spaces" aren't allowed.

-Renegade (August 27, 2014, 11:07 PM)

...And then just for a giggle, I turn on the news this morning to find out that said banking institution just got hacked ... Wow, who'd a thunk that would happen..

[Giampy]

Dialog between a man and a girl into a shop:

Miss, give me your number.

No, I am already engaged.

Miss, please, I need your number.

No, I am already engaged!

Miss, if you don't give me your number... (the girl stops the man from speaking)

No, I will never give you my number, damn it!

(the man, loudly)
Miss, if you don't give me your number, how can I know what shoes are fitting for you?

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[Deozaan]

Please fill in a password:
carrot

Sorry, passwords require 8 characters or more:
cooked carrot

Sorry, passwords require at least one number:
1 cooked carrot

Sorry, no spaces allowed in passwords:
50cookedcarrots

Sorry, passwords require at least one capital letter:
50FUCKINGcookedcarrots

Sorry, no subsequent capitals allowed in passwords:
50FuckingCookedCarrots

Sorry, no curse words allowed in passwords:
NowIGetReallyAngryIfMyPasswordIsStillIncorrectShoveThose50CookedCarrotsUpYourBum

Sorry, that password is already taken:
...

-Shades (August 27, 2014, 07:10 PM)

Hahaha!

I can relate... I hate when my passwords are rejected. Especially when the error message is something like:

Passwords must be 10 characters or less.

It's like some BOFH trying to limit passwords to match his set of rainbow tables.

-Renegade (August 27, 2014, 08:11 PM)

While signing up for a website recently I had entered in a long password, something like 35+ characters, and the registration form gave me an error:

"Passwords must be at least 6 characters long."

I shortened the password to something like 15 characters and it worked.

[Arizona Hot]

18 Photos You Have To Look At Twice To Understand

[Deozaan]

18 Photos You Have To Look At Twice To Understand

-Arizona Hot (August 28, 2014, 12:29 PM)

I admit I fell for the linkbait. But I got some sense slapped into me as soon as I saw that it was a video. Why do they need a video to show me some photos?

[wraith808]

^ This.  Although Deo saved me from getting trapped by linkbait.

[Arizona Hot]

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More playing with Project Naptha.

[Renegade]

...And then just for a giggle, I turn on the news this morning to find out that said banking institution just got hacked ... Wow, who'd a thunk that would happen..

-Stoic Joker (August 28, 2014, 06:32 AM)

Oh gawd... Y'know, pretty much every time I hear about a bank getting hacked, the first thing that goes through my head is, "Serves you morons right. I hope it hurts."

"Passwords are limited to 1 digit." <-- Beta testing... We'll fix it later.

[Renegade]

A site that tracks "hitler" on reddit:

http://hitler.sexy/

TotalHitlers: 330157    Days until MegaHitler: 295    ATHR (AllTimeHitlerRate): 1.58 hpm (hitlers per minute)
  TotalKochs: 16081   TopKochs: jpurdy(127) PoliticBot(73) Handy_Related_Sub(70) GoddessWins(69) fantasyfest(62) 
  HitlerLoad: 0.02, 0.03, 0.02 (hitlerun-q: 1, 5, and 15 minutes)
   HitlerPct: 0.164316% of all comments are literally a hitler

TIMESTAMP           SUBREDDIT                TYPE     USER                     THREAD
2014-08-29 00:04:46 Warthunder               hitler   Taven                    www.reddit.com/r/Warthunder/comments/2ew1a3
2014-08-29 00:03:46 explainlikeimfive        hitler   therealterrorist         www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/2euolx
2014-08-29 00:02:58 UkrainianConflict        nazi     Arctorkovich             www.reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/comments/2evr87
2014-08-29 00:02:58 todayilearned            hitler   nutless_monkey           www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2et9k8
2014-08-29 00:01:54 explainlikeimfive        nazi     saskatchewanian          www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/2evtqd
2014-08-29 00:01:40 worldnews                nazi     PHalfpipe                www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/2euhg6
2014-08-29 00:01:24 worldnews                hitler   MaybeUnusedUsername      www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/2eurwo
2014-08-29 00:00:51 Austin                   nazi     Unwanted_Commentary      www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/2etgny

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[IainB]

I thought this discussion thread was the best place to post this:
Hillary Clinton: 'Our technology companies are not part of our government' | The Industry Standard - InfoWorld



She'll get my vote any day with humorous quips like that.