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Last post Author Topic: Programming/Coder humor  (Read 103143 times)

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #175 on: August 27, 2019, 09:28 AM »
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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #176 on: August 27, 2019, 10:00 AM »
That's hilarious!

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #177 on: September 04, 2019, 12:31 AM »
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Quite late to the party here, but when I visited the store, the phrase at the bottom of the shirt was not the same...frankly I liked what I saw on this thread better :)

Very much also enjoyed this one:

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #178 on: September 04, 2019, 01:06 AM »


Love it.  I want one.

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #179 on: October 20, 2019, 05:24 PM »
Q: Why do socialist software developers like programming in C?

A:
It has unions and no classes.


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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #180 on: May 19, 2020, 09:16 AM »
This sounds about right to me:

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #181 on: May 19, 2020, 10:28 AM »
 ;D

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #182 on: May 19, 2020, 12:59 PM »
I love those names that techies have for folks who ask for technical support:

"It's a ID-10.T error"   (spells IDIOT)
"It's a PICNIC error"  (Problem In Chair Not In Computer)

I wish I knew some more of these, though.  Y'all have any?  I do tech-support all the time, and these sayings are quite fitting most of the time.

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #183 on: May 19, 2020, 01:09 PM »
PIBKAC error.

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #184 on: May 19, 2020, 01:32 PM »
I've always seen/heard it as PEBCAK (or PEBKAC).

Problem exists between chair and keyboard.

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #185 on: May 19, 2020, 06:05 PM »
I've seen it both ways. (Problem Is Between Keyboard and Chair)

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #186 on: May 22, 2020, 11:13 AM »
Ah, right - I've heard of that one before.  So that makes three.  Any others?  I love these.

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #187 on: August 24, 2021, 04:22 PM »
There are two hard problems in programming: Naming things, caching things, and off-by-one errors.

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #188 on: August 24, 2021, 05:37 PM »
ha  :P

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #189 on: August 24, 2021, 06:42 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #190 on: August 26, 2021, 09:10 AM »
There are two hard problems in programming: Naming things, caching things, and off-by-one errors.

Heh heh.  I take your pointer.  But it seems like with programming the deeper you drill down the more you discover whole arrays of unresolved issues.  At least that was my initialized impression.   ;D

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #191 on: October 07, 2021, 08:02 PM »
Creepy, spooky, booleans...

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #192 on: October 07, 2021, 08:53 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #193 on: October 07, 2021, 09:49 PM »
 ;D :Thmbsup:

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #194 on: October 10, 2021, 02:37 AM »
Creepy, spooky, booleans...

BOOleans

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #195 on: October 12, 2021, 09:47 AM »
BOOleans


Heh heh.   :Thmbsup:

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Re: Programming/Coder humor
« Reply #196 on: October 13, 2021, 11:12 PM »
Creepy, spooky, booleans...

BOOleans

Doh! It was staring at me in the face and I didn't even see it.  :Thmbsup:  Well played, Deo!  ;D