Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 3930778 times)

MilesAhead · « **Reply #3851 on:** November 28, 2014, 01:21 PM »

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-Giampy (November 26, 2014, 07:48 AM)

That's what you call being between some rocks and a hard place.

bit · « **Reply #3852 on:** November 28, 2014, 03:32 PM »

I think this is really humorous, even if I don't know if anyone else will.
Re: 'Prove you're a human by recognizing almost illegible words & numbers'.
I thought of a better way; prove it by being taken to any website overloaded with animated ads, and manually shut off at least X-number of them.
This is founded on the idea that ad-writers go to extreme lengths to design ads which automated ad-blockers cannot shut off automatically.
Thus if you can shut them off--you must be human!

app103 · « **Reply #3853 on:** November 29, 2014, 05:22 AM »

Voice Recognition Elevator in Scotland

tomos · « **Reply #3854 on:** November 29, 2014, 01:41 PM »

^ brilliant app

Edvard · « **Reply #3855 on:** November 29, 2014, 03:35 PM »

"How to Avoid Huge Ships" by John Trimmer
http://www.amazon.co...immer/dp/0870334336/

From the reviews:

As the father of two teenagers, I found this book invaluable. I'm sure other parents here can empathize when I say I shudder at the thought of the increasing presence of huge ships in the lives my children. I certainly remember the strain I caused so long ago for my own parents when I began experimenting with huge ships. The long inter-continental voyages that kept my mom and dad up all night with worry. Don't even get me started on the international protocols when transporting perishable cargo. To think, I was even younger than my kids are now! huge ships are everywhere and it doesn't help that the TV and movies make huge ships seem glamorous and cool. This book helped me really approach the subject of huge ships with my kids in an honest and non judgmental way. Because of the insights this book provided, I can sleep a little better and cope with the reality that I can't always be there to protect my kids from huge ships, especially as they become adults. I'm confident that my teens, when confronted by a huge ship, are much better prepared to make wiser decisions than I did. At the very least my children certainly know that they can always come to me if they have any concerns, questions or just need my support when it comes to the topic of huge ships.

Well, actually...

From Wikipedia:
"Intended for a specialized audience (the captains or operators of small private boats such as yachts and trawlers), the book gives advice on appropriate avoidance actions when confronted by the near presence of a large ship such as a freighter, along with anecdotes and background information such as the capabilities and operating procedures of the large ships."

Renegade · « **Reply #3856 on:** November 29, 2014, 04:51 PM »

Oh good grief those reviews are funny!

Here are a couple more:

I make a living by hitting things with my Huge Ship. This book is absolutely DESTROYING my business! Please do not buy this!

I live near a park and frequently walk around the local area. Given the amount of dog mess that is on the pavements I thought this book would be the ideal read to stop me having to scrape my shoes on the grass before going home. It was only after it arrived that I looked closely at the title and realised it said 'How to Avoid Huge SHIPS'. A simple error that means I am still treading on massive examples of canine excrement. Having said that, I read the book anyway, and I'm pleased to say I'm not even having near misses with huge ships anymore. No sir, they aint getting anywhere near me!

Renegade · « **Reply #3857 on:** November 29, 2014, 05:34 PM »

I got a chuckle and a half out of this:

Deozaan · « **Reply #3858 on:** November 29, 2014, 06:59 PM »

I was curious, so I scanned that barcode. It's real and has real data. Interesting.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3859 on:** November 29, 2014, 09:02 PM »

Which throwback holiday character are you.jpg

silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Which throwback holiday character are you?

I haven't given my results from this quiz on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me. Were your results any better?

Renegade · « **Reply #3860 on:** November 30, 2014, 07:11 AM »

Ok, so everyone is like all "LOL". Yeah? You think that's all funny & stuff, eh? Well...

Spoiler

Edvard · « **Reply #3861 on:** November 30, 2014, 12:38 PM »

Which throwback holiday character are you?

I haven't given my results from this quiz on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me. Were your results any better?

-Arizona Hot (November 29, 2014, 09:02 PM)

Linus Van Pelt. Yeah, sounds about right...

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #3862 on:** November 30, 2014, 02:08 PM »

Which throwback holiday character are you?

I haven't given my results from this quiz on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me. Were your results any better?

-Arizona Hot (November 29, 2014, 09:02 PM)

Linus Van Pelt. Yeah, sounds about right...
-Edvard (November 30, 2014, 12:38 PM)

Same here.

Renegade · « **Reply #3863 on:** November 30, 2014, 07:39 PM »

You guys got me curious, so I took the test.

LINUS VAN PELT, 'A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS'

You know what the holidays are really about. Rather than get wrapped up in the presents and decorations, you like to keep things simple and focus on the true meaning of the season.

4wd · « **Reply #3864 on:** November 30, 2014, 08:13 PM »

Yukon Cornelius, 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'

For you, the holiday season is all about getting outside and being active. Sitting by the fire is nice and all, but wouldn't you rather spend the day in the mountains? The snow comes only once a year — better make the best of it!

What snow?

Renegade · « **Reply #3865 on:** November 30, 2014, 10:45 PM »

Yukon Cornelius, 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'

For you, the holiday season is all about getting outside and being active. Sitting by the fire is nice and all, but wouldn't you rather spend the day in the mountains? The snow comes only once a year — better make the best of it!

What snow?
-4wd (November 30, 2014, 08:13 PM)

I once saw a tiny bit of it up Dandenong mountain in the dead of winter! Honest! I have pics around somewhere... (I was pretty amazed.)

4wd · « **Reply #3866 on:** November 30, 2014, 11:13 PM »

I once saw a tiny bit of it up Dandenong mountain in the dead of winter! Honest! I have pics around somewhere... (I was pretty amazed.)
-Renegade (November 30, 2014, 10:45 PM)

From Toorak? I'm amazed you could see Mt Dandenong through the trees and buildings

app103 · « **Reply #3867 on:** December 01, 2014, 01:51 AM »

(see attachment in previous post)
Which throwback holiday character are you?

I haven't given my results from this quiz on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me. Were your results any better?

-Arizona Hot (November 29, 2014, 09:02 PM)

33% Linus, 30% The Grinch - I guess that's what you get when you celebrate Giftmas instead of Christmas.

Renegade · « **Reply #3868 on:** December 01, 2014, 08:14 AM »

I once saw a tiny bit of it up Dandenong mountain in the dead of winter! Honest! I have pics around somewhere... (I was pretty amazed.)
-Renegade (November 30, 2014, 10:45 PM)

From Toorak? I'm amazed you could see Mt Dandenong through the trees and buildings
-4wd (November 30, 2014, 11:13 PM)

Yeah, see... we have this thing called the "internal combustion engine" and when combined with the right equipment and 4 wheels, well, it's just awesome!

But, I checked (and it took me bloody hours to do it!) and no... I have no proof of snow in Dandenong... But dammit... I remember it! It WAS there! There must have been like 50 L of snow or more!

FWIW - If it were up to me, I sure as hell wouldn't pick Toorak to live in...

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #3869 on:** December 01, 2014, 04:16 PM »

+1 for programming naked! It keeps unwanted visitors/interruptions to a bare minimum..
-Stoic Joker (December 01, 2014, 11:33 AM)

Not to mention game programmers would gain direct access to the joystick.
-MilesAhead (December 01, 2014, 11:44 AM)

The internet is for ... joysticks!

http://kotaku.com/59...-that-looks-familiar

MilesAhead · « **Reply #3870 on:** December 01, 2014, 04:39 PM »

+1 for programming naked! It keeps unwanted visitors/interruptions to a bare minimum..
-Stoic Joker (December 01, 2014, 11:33 AM)

Not to mention game programmers would gain direct access to the joystick.
-MilesAhead (December 01, 2014, 11:44 AM)

The internet is for ... joysticks!

http://kotaku.com/59...-that-looks-familiar

-TaoPhoenix (December 01, 2014, 04:16 PM)

Tony Barretta's stake out partner.

app103 · « **Reply #3871 on:** December 02, 2014, 08:44 AM »

A short lesson in beatboxing.

Edvard · « **Reply #3872 on:** December 02, 2014, 09:12 PM »

One of the (very) few things I've seen on Facebook that actually made me laugh:

If you don't get it...

wraith808 · « **Reply #3873 on:** December 02, 2014, 10:51 PM »

^ One of my favorite songs by them! The other favorites being Suicidal Failure and that old classic I Saw Your Mommy and Your Mommy's Dead!

Giampy · « **Reply #3874 on:** December 03, 2014, 03:45 PM »

Don't read the next phrase.

You are a rebel. I like you.