Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5642003 times)

bit · « **Reply #3775 on:** November 11, 2014, 12:43 AM »

Once I thought I was wrong, but my computer was mistaken.

Renegade · « **Reply #3776 on:** November 11, 2014, 07:01 AM »

Amazon Echo: What Amazon says about their new whatchamacallit thingie - Amazon Echo is designed around your voice. It's always on—just ask for information, music, news, weather, and more. Echo begins working as soon as it hears you say the wake word, "Alexa." It's also an expertly-tuned speaker that can fill any room with immersive sound.

Here's a funny remix that shows what Echo might do.

Jim

-J-Mac (November 10, 2014, 12:29 AM)

Hahaha! That was very cute!

I worked on a large AI voice project a while back. It was fun, but I didn't exactly get to work in anything quite like what was in that video. (Though I really would have LOVED to have gone FUBAR on some things! I had countless thousands of ways to generate responses...) But, I actually ended up sanitising a lot of potentially offensive stuff... Not that I wanted to... sigh...

mouser · « **Reply #3777 on:** November 11, 2014, 10:51 AM »

J-Mac,

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3778 on:** November 11, 2014, 04:26 PM »

Noel Coward wanted to change his name to Noel Hero, all the judge said was "Really? Have you looked at a mirror lately?".
http://forums.online...hp/t-113510-p-2.html

The following is the result of my search for Noel Claus and his brother Escape. Escape is a divorce lawyer who doesn't work for milk and cookies, they're a fringe benefit. Santa collects them for him on his route and give the people coal in their stockings if they provide poison or prank cookies(He can tell, he's Santa Claus). He leaves him the bag on his way home and Escape eats them the whole year. He thinks his female clients provide fancier cookies generally.

silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] Obviously a disgruntled ex-husband.

Day 352 Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3779 on:** November 12, 2014, 03:11 PM »

silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
Gas powered flashlight

Your Romantic Nighttime Photos of the Eiffel Tower Violate Copyright Laws.jpg

silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Your Romantic Nighttime Photos of the Eiffel Tower Violate Copyright Laws

Renegade · « **Reply #3780 on:** November 13, 2014, 04:40 PM »

The story behind Star Wars from the Empire's perspective...

silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #3781 on:** November 13, 2014, 06:10 PM »

The story behind Star Wars from the Empire's perspective...
(see attachment in previous post)

-Renegade (November 13, 2014, 04:40 PM)

You do realize you just took a big shit in you own conspiracy theorist's Easter Basket...Right??

Edvard · « **Reply #3782 on:** November 13, 2014, 07:40 PM »

Things IT people never say:

"Well, that upgrade went smoothly..."

Edvard · « **Reply #3783 on:** November 13, 2014, 07:49 PM »

The story behind Star Wars from the Empire's perspective...

-Renegade (November 13, 2014, 04:40 PM)

I got your Luke's Change right here...

mouser · « **Reply #3784 on:** November 13, 2014, 07:56 PM »

nice find edvard. very clever

Edvard · « **Reply #3785 on:** November 13, 2014, 09:13 PM »

More where that came from:

Uncomfortable Questions: Was the Death Star attack an inside job?

Like many citizens, I have many questions that I would like answered: was the mighty Imperial government really too incompetent to prevent a handful of untrained nerf-herders from destroying one of their most prized assets? Or are they hiding something from us? Who was really behind the attack? Why did they want the Death Star destroyed? No matter what the answers, we have a problem.

Below is a summary of my book, Uncomfortable Questions: An Analysis of the Death Star Attack, which presents compelling evidence that we all may be the victims of a fraud of immense proportions.

I like the first video better, but the more the merrier!

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3786 on:** November 13, 2014, 11:07 PM »

Am I the only person getting this?

It seems to be an IE 11 problem. I don't have this problem in Chrome 38.

app103 · « **Reply #3787 on:** November 13, 2014, 11:36 PM »

Things IT people never say:

"Well, that upgrade went smoothly..."
-Edvard (November 13, 2014, 07:40 PM)

"Yes, your laptop is waterproof."

Renegade · « **Reply #3788 on:** November 14, 2014, 06:30 AM »

10 Hours of Princess Leia Walking in NYC

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #3789 on:** November 14, 2014, 06:56 AM »

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Am I the only person getting this?

It seems to be an IE 11 problem. I don't have this problem in Chrome 38.
-Arizona Hot (November 13, 2014, 11:07 PM)

Played fine for me in IE 11.

I frequently suggest kicking it just to get a laugh out of people and/or to get a rough approximation of the device's location/environment without having to play 20 questions.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3790 on:** November 14, 2014, 10:24 AM »

Played fine for me in IE 11.
-Stoic Joker (November 14, 2014, 06:56 AM)

I think the source is the latest Window Update(last Wednesday). It only seems to be a small problem and only here.

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #3791 on:** November 14, 2014, 12:25 PM »

Played fine for me in IE 11.
-Stoic Joker (November 14, 2014, 06:56 AM)

I think the source is the latest Window Update(last Wednesday). It only seems to be a small problem and only here.
-Arizona Hot (November 14, 2014, 10:24 AM)

Just got the updates caught up and tried again. It still plays. Although I had to disable MS EMET to get IE to load for some (very strange) reason.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3792 on:** November 15, 2014, 12:36 AM »

Played fine for me in IE 11.
-Stoic Joker (November 14, 2014, 06:56 AM)

I think the source is the latest Window Update(last Wednesday). It only seems to be a small problem and only here.
-Arizona Hot (November 14, 2014, 10:24 AM)

Just got the updates caught up and tried again. It still plays. Although I had to disable MS EMET to get IE to load for some (very strange) reason.
-Stoic Joker (November 14, 2014, 12:25 PM)

Just got the updates caught up and tried again. It still plays. Although I had to disable MS EMET to get IE to load for some (very strange) reason.
-Stoic Joker (November 14, 2014, 12:25 PM)

Are you sure it isn't because you are a very strange person?

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #3793 on:** November 15, 2014, 07:49 AM »

Played fine for me in IE 11.
-Stoic Joker (November 14, 2014, 06:56 AM)

I think the source is the latest Window Update(last Wednesday). It only seems to be a small problem and only here.
-Arizona Hot (November 14, 2014, 10:24 AM)

Just got the updates caught up and tried again. It still plays. Although I had to disable MS EMET to get IE to load for some (very strange) reason.
-Stoic Joker (November 14, 2014, 12:25 PM)
Just got the updates caught up and tried again. It still plays. Although I had to disable MS EMET to get IE to load for some (very strange) reason.
-Stoic Joker (November 14, 2014, 12:25 PM)

Are you sure it isn't because you are a very strange person?
-Arizona Hot (November 15, 2014, 12:36 AM)

That's not the prevailing theory...but I'm not ruling anything out just yet..

I had MS EMET on a very aggressive setting, so I'm guessing that it just was not allowing some post update first run modification to the browser. So I disabled its checks for IE briefly to get it to load, and then re-enabled them. *Shrug* All is fine now, so I'm just going to go with it for the moment.

Giampy · « **Reply #3794 on:** November 15, 2014, 08:22 AM »

app103 · « **Reply #3795 on:** November 15, 2014, 02:21 PM »

Played fine for me in IE 11.
-Stoic Joker (November 14, 2014, 06:56 AM)

I think the source is the latest Window Update(last Wednesday). It only seems to be a small problem and only here.
-Arizona Hot (November 14, 2014, 10:24 AM)

Just got the updates caught up and tried again. It still plays. Although I had to disable MS EMET to get IE to load for some (very strange) reason.
-Stoic Joker (November 14, 2014, 12:25 PM)
Just got the updates caught up and tried again. It still plays. Although I had to disable MS EMET to get IE to load for some (very strange) reason.
-Stoic Joker (November 14, 2014, 12:25 PM)

Are you sure it isn't because you are a very strange person?
-Arizona Hot (November 15, 2014, 12:36 AM)

That's not the prevailing theory...but I'm not ruling anything out just yet..

I had MS EMET on a very aggressive setting, so I'm guessing that it just was not allowing some post update first run modification to the browser. So I disabled its checks for IE briefly to get it to load, and then re-enabled them. *Shrug* All is fine now, so I'm just going to go with it for the moment.
-Stoic Joker (November 15, 2014, 07:49 AM)

Negative Electrostatic Charisma?

Renegade · « **Reply #3796 on:** November 15, 2014, 07:10 PM »

The story behind Star Wars from the Empire's perspective...
(see attachment in previous post)

-Renegade (November 13, 2014, 04:40 PM)

You do realize you just took a big shit in you own conspiracy theorist's Easter Basket...Right??

-Stoic Joker (November 13, 2014, 06:10 PM)

It's still funny!

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3797 on:** November 15, 2014, 10:23 PM »

Negative Electrostatic Charisma?
-app103 (November 15, 2014, 02:21 PM)

What happens if you bump into someone with Positive Electrostatic Charisma? Do you both become absolute nerds?

app103 · « **Reply #3798 on:** November 15, 2014, 10:28 PM »

Negative Electrostatic Charisma?
-app103 (November 15, 2014, 02:21 PM)

What happens if you bump into someone with Positive Electrostatic Charisma?
-Arizona Hot (November 15, 2014, 10:23 PM)

All your stuff starts working perfectly again, for no explainable reason?

Or all their electronics suddenly blow up?

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3799 on:** November 15, 2014, 10:33 PM »

Super Smash Bros. game played on a graphing calculator.