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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5975 on: November 01, 2020, 04:34 PM »
You are correct.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5976 on: November 04, 2020, 06:14 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5977 on: November 04, 2020, 07:36 AM »
Hey... if they let him get away with it, he might be the smart one.

(FR though, look at his legs.  He's on something behind the truck pushing)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5978 on: November 04, 2020, 03:24 PM »
(FR though, look at his legs.  He's on something behind the truck pushing)

It looks to me like he is in the truck bed, being useless. What I see is his legs are between the near side and the far side of the truck bed.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5979 on: November 04, 2020, 04:11 PM »
If the guy would be next to the truck and actually help push the truck...would his hands not be more on the left side of the truck? To me it looks like his hands are in the middle and and the right side of the truck. Hence, he's in the truck bed, as he doesn't strike me as a particular tall person.

How to be a blunt tool in a shed....eh, truck bed.  :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5980 on: November 04, 2020, 07:03 PM »
It looks that way, but I only know because it's a really old meme that's been around for a while and has already been explained.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5981 on: November 04, 2020, 09:02 PM »
So you're telling me that he's on the far side of the truck, stretching his arms all the way across the back of the vehicle so that his right hand is that close to the near side of the truck? I don't believe it. It defies reason. I think Shades is right.

Further evidence that it's not true: There's another guy in the photo who is actually on the far side of the truck, pushing. He is, visually, just under the arms of the guy in the truck bed. His right hand is at the very edge of the far side of the vehicle. And he's not as high up as the guy in the truck bed, who would be standing just a couple feet behind him if he were not in the truck bed. And the far side of the truck bed occludes our view of his body, but not the legs of the guy who is in the truck bed.

All evidence in the photo affirms that one of the people attempted to push the vehicle is doing so from inside the truck bed.

But even if it is true that the guy who appears to be in the truck bed is actually on the far side of the truck, having to lean that far to the side would certainly remove virtually all of his leverage. So it just shows that no matter which is true about the position of his feet, he's not being very helpful in actually moving the vehicle.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5982 on: November 04, 2020, 09:52 PM »
So you're telling me that he's on the far side of the truck, stretching his arms all the way across the back of the vehicle so that his right hand is that close to the near side of the truck? I don't believe it. It defies reason. I think Shades is right.

Further evidence that it's not true: There's another guy in the photo who is actually on the far side of the truck, pushing. He is, visually, just under the arms of the guy in the truck bed. His right hand is at the very edge of the far side of the vehicle. And he's not as high up as the guy in the truck bed, who would be standing just a couple feet behind him if he were not in the truck bed. And the far side of the truck bed occludes our view of his body, but not the legs of the guy who is in the truck bed.

All evidence in the photo affirms that one of the people attempted to push the vehicle is doing so from inside the truck bed.

But even if it is true that the guy who appears to be in the truck bed is actually on the far side of the truck, having to lean that far to the side would certainly remove virtually all of his leverage. So it just shows that no matter which is true about the position of his feet, he's not being very helpful in actually moving the vehicle.

I'm just saying that it's not what it seems.  I don't remember the exact explanation.  I'm sure if you look up the meme you could find it.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5983 on: November 04, 2020, 11:31 PM »
I think you guys are all missing the point...

To paraphrase the pythons, he's not pushing, he's resting...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5984 on: November 05, 2020, 01:57 PM »
I'll just leave this here:


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5985 on: November 12, 2020, 04:26 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5986 on: November 12, 2020, 04:34 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5987 on: November 15, 2020, 04:56 PM »
Obligatory "In These Uncertain Times" Commercial


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5988 on: November 16, 2020, 12:09 AM »
He is eating a sandwich outside in the video.

We are not even allowed to do that.

400€ penalty. Crazy times ...

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« Reply #5989 on: November 16, 2020, 02:23 AM »



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5992 on: December 13, 2020, 01:47 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5993 on: December 14, 2020, 03:17 PM »
Coworker who sees me looking at something in a browser: "Glad you're not busy; I need you to do this, this, this ..."

Coworker who sees me staring intently at a command prompt: Backs away, slowly ...

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« Reply #5994 on: December 14, 2020, 10:04 PM »
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Licking the beaters

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5995 on: December 15, 2020, 05:44 AM »
Coworker who sees me looking at something in a browser: "Glad you're not busy; I need you to do this, this, this ..."

Coworker who sees me staring intently at a command prompt: Backs away, slowly ...

This really does work - I've used it more than a few times..

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« Reply #5996 on: December 15, 2020, 10:43 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5997 on: December 16, 2020, 03:07 AM »
I was surprised to see this funny little one-liner at the bottom of a spam/phishing email that came "from a friend" (whom I'm not in contact with anymore) whose email account (or at least its address book) was hacked or abandoned many many years ago and has been occasionally sending me spam ever since:



Contraceptive, n.: A labor saving device to be worn on every conceivable occasion.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5998 on: December 18, 2020, 10:19 AM »
Coworker who sees me looking at something in a browser: "Glad you're not busy; I need you to do this, this, this ..."

Coworker who sees me staring intently at a command prompt: Backs away, slowly ...
Fully agree.

Even looking at blank text editor or Excel or Word will ward them off but not a browser. I have found out.

Regards,

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« Reply #5999 on: December 18, 2020, 12:03 PM »
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