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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5000 on: March 18, 2016, 01:26 AM »
NOS Lucas Replacement Wiring Harness Smoke Kit

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Here is presented for your perusal one Lucas Replacement Wiring Harness Smoke kit, P/N 530433, along with the very rare Churchill Tool 18G548BS adapter tube and metering valve. These kits were supplied surreptitiously to Lucas factory technicians as a trouble-shooting and repair aid for the rectification of chronic electrical problems on a plethora of British cars. The smoke is metered, through the fuse box, into the circuit which has released it's original smoke until the leak is located and repaired. The affected circuit is then rectified and the replacement smoke re-introduced. An advantage over the cheap repro smoke kits currently available is the exceptionally rare Churchill metering valve and fuse box adapter. It enables the intrepid and highly skilled British Car Technician to meter the precise amount of genuine Lucas smoke required by the circuit.

Unlike the cheap, far-eastern replacement DIYsmoke offered by the "usual suppliers", this kit includes a filter to ensure that all the smoke is of consistent size, It has been our experience in our shop that the reproduction Taiwanese smoke is often "lumpy", which will cause excessive resistance in our finely-engineered British harnesses and components. This is often the cause of failure in the repro electrical parts currently available, causing much consternation and misplaced cursing of the big three suppliers.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5001 on: March 18, 2016, 11:38 AM »
^^Having had the opportunity - notice I didn't say pleasure... - to work with some of the older Positive Ground British (motorcycle) electrical systems years ago. I am quite familiar with why the term 'Lucas: Master of Darkness' was coined.

So I can well appreciate the humor on this one. :Thmbsup: :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5002 on: March 18, 2016, 01:09 PM »
@4wd: Wow! Thanks for the link.
That's a very interesting discussion there on the British Columbia Triumph Registry (Canada) website: NOS Lucas Replacement Wiring Harness Smoke Kit
- it of course includes references to the old TRs (Triumph Roadsters), which brought back some memories. As a long-time petrol-head I used to have a TR4 (2138cc) with a Surrey Top (was quite rare), with twin 1½" SU carbs that were always going off-tune - so I replaced them with 2 x twin-choke 45DCOE Webers instead. My local petrol station loved me!

But Lucas eh? I used to work as a systems analyst on the Works Engineering and Maintenance Planning System (ran on an IBM 360 at their datacentre) at the Lucas-CAV factory in Finchley (N.London, UK). I was a regular customer of the staff counter in the warehouse, where one could buy Lucas automobile electrical equipment at 50% discount (sometimes greater).
That's where I bought one of the superb Lucas 8-track tape stereo players (with under-seat speakers) for my car. I remember they also had these NOS Lucas Replacement Wiring Harness Smoke Kits on the shelves, but not for sale to staff, and I would sometimes see them being taken off the shelf by the older Electrical Engineers (never the apprentices). I always used to wonder what that was about.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5003 on: March 19, 2016, 09:41 PM »
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Facebook’s hidden basketball game is dangerously addictive — here’s how to play Fox17


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« Reply #5004 on: March 23, 2016, 12:34 PM »
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A centaur in disguise


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5005 on: March 24, 2016, 10:04 AM »
I... don't have words.

https://imgur.com/gallery/lwGmSbK

https://i.imgur.com/lwGmSbK.gifv <- direct link, but the comments are hilarious!

SFW, but not safe for sanity.  Couldn't find an easy way to embed.

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« Reply #5006 on: March 24, 2016, 12:12 PM »
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Pumpkin Pie Charts

The Wolfe

6 Thanksgiving Feast Foods That Make College Kids Drool



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« Reply #5007 on: March 24, 2016, 12:24 PM »
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Easiest Thanksgiving Recipe

Pi Day, 2015 Survey

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« Reply #5008 on: March 24, 2016, 12:33 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5009 on: March 29, 2016, 11:48 AM »
Tongue depressors were the first psycho-active drug.

Can a singer with a depressed tongue perform well?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5010 on: March 29, 2016, 04:31 PM »

Tongue depressors were the first psycho-active drug.

Can a singer with a depressed tongue perform well?

Not easy to keep a stiff upper lip with a depressed tongue.  If it is clinical depression I sure hope the treatment is on an out-patient basis.  I'd hate to have to leave my tongue in a semi-private room for weeks on end.  :)

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« Reply #5011 on: April 01, 2016, 10:43 PM »


Drift Van Slays Obstacle Course (ft. Chris Forsberg) - YouTube

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New website turns you into a 'Powerpuff Girl'

Any of the girls here interested in this?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5012 on: April 03, 2016, 01:57 PM »
 

Informative and funny, the test of the worlds best mini survival kit:

All you need alone out in the wilderness....









 

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5013 on: April 03, 2016, 11:18 PM »
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19 Japanese Inventions That Proves the Country is One of the Wackiest in the World

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10 Words 'The Simpsons' Made Famous
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5014 on: April 10, 2016, 12:49 PM »
Wonderful story about trying to adopt a dog in the computer game "skyrim":
https://storify.com/...yrim-boy-and-his-dog

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5015 on: April 11, 2016, 07:45 PM »
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Actually, this reminds me of much of my Linux experience since switching full-time in 2003 or so... :-\

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« Reply #5016 on: April 11, 2016, 09:32 PM »
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Actually, this reminds me of much of my Linux experience since switching full-time in 2003 or so... :-\

Heh heh heh.  Me, I am too lathey to trim that square peg to fit in that there round hole.  Might be time for a keyhole saw.  :)


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« Reply #5018 on: April 16, 2016, 11:19 PM »
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« Reply #5019 on: April 16, 2016, 11:31 PM »
ahahahahahhaahah

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5020 on: April 17, 2016, 08:42 PM »
If you found a picture or video of a goose-duck hybrid online, would you run an anti-virus scan on your computer to make sure it hadn't been hacked?

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Egyptian Goose x Mallard

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« Reply #5021 on: April 17, 2016, 10:35 PM »
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The world's most outrageous food challenges

Are you very hungry?

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« Reply #5022 on: April 18, 2016, 07:30 PM »
Large Hadron Collider?

No, LBC!!


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« Reply #5024 on: April 23, 2016, 03:40 PM »
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Gourmet Zombie