silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

[Arizona Hot]

This is very popular on [url=http://www.amazon] Amazon

-tomos (October 01, 2012, 01:49 PM)

Did you see the other pictures?

[tomos]

This is very popular on Amazon

-tomos (October 01, 2012, 01:49 PM)

Did you see the other pictures?

-Arizona Hot (October 02, 2012, 12:20 PM)

lol, no I hadn't

act like this:


this follows:

[Arizona Hot]

Is that a sow or a hippie pig?

[Renegade]

This is just hilarious...

http://www.calgarysu...e-history-wasnt-weed

Cops have "major drug bust" as they pull up over 1600 daisies, thinking it was marijuana.

And they issue a big press release about it.

Who better than the Candian PM to make Canadians look like total retards? The cops~!

[Stoic Joker]

^From above article^

Police were certainly convinced they had a huge haul of pot — and this was not the opinion of some lone rookie, frisky at the prospect of a big drug raid.
 
This was the judgment of veteran officers from the Combined Forces Special Enforcement Unit of the Alberta Law Enforcement Response Team — supposedly the best drug squad this province has to offer

Holy Crap...Seriously?!? So it was easy to confuse them because why? ...They are both green plants?? Damn...that's just pathetic. The fuzz needs to fix the guy's garden, drop the BS/CYA possession charge, fix his reputation, and then leave him alone.

[tomos]

They were Montauk daisies. I did a search for images - when not in flower, they're very different to the daisies I'd know in that they have a bushy plant.
Now I'm far from an expert with cannabis plants, but I could tell the difference fairly easily.
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that sounds like that photoshopped meme doesnt it

[Renegade]

For those that don't click through, here's the game of "pick the pot":

[tomos]

 

[Renegade]

(see attachment in previous post)
 

-tomos (October 05, 2012, 07:36 AM)

And so the meme starts~!

[f0dder]

For those that don't click through, here's the game of "pick the pot":
 (see attachment in previous post)

-Renegade (October 05, 2012, 07:31 AM)

"I definitely think it's the one on right... yeah, definitely maybe... though I'm too stoned to care, lol."

(Now-famous words of a Canadian law enforcement officer).

Also... I kinda doubt the daisies have the characteristic smell that hemp plants have. Those guys ought to be really, really ashamed :-)

[Renegade]

Also... I kinda doubt the daisies have the characteristic smell that hemp plants have. Those guys ought to be really, really ashamed :-)

-f0dder (October 05, 2012, 08:57 AM)

Especially in Canada where 20 years ago 1/3rd of the population admitted to having smoked pot... Don't know what it's like now, but can't imagine it's less. It's not like you can actually get through life and not encounter it at some point. You really have to hide from it.

[Stoic Joker]

Also... I kinda doubt the daisies have the characteristic smell that hemp plants have. Those guys ought to be really, really ashamed :-)

-f0dder (October 05, 2012, 08:57 AM)

Especially in Canada where 20 years ago 1/3rd of the population admitted to having smoked pot... Don't know what it's like now, but can't imagine it's less. It's not like you can actually get through life and not encounter it at some point. You really have to hide from it.

-Renegade (October 05, 2012, 09:35 AM)

Now see...that's your problem right there. Only 1/3 of the population would cop to it 20 years ago. 20 years ago, in the US OTOH when the same question was asked, over 1/2 of the population simply replied "Shit man...I'm like fucking stoned off my ass now".

[Arizona Hot]

A Stephen Hawking quote from page 14 of The quantum physics of chronology protection:



I think all potential time-travelers are turned in zebras, but someone from the year 2100 said that was nonsense. I don't argue with zebras, what do you think?

[Shades]

Well, I think you have been smoking...which leads to the question, can I have some?   

[Renegade]

A Stephen Hawking quote from page 14 of The quantum physics of chronology protection:
 (see attachment in previous post)
I think all potential time-travelers are turned in zebras, but someone from the year 2100 said that was nonsense. I don't argue with zebras, what do you think?

-Arizona Hot (October 09, 2012, 05:56 PM)

Nonsense! Visitors from the future inhabit the 5th and 6th dimensions and infect the consciousness of humans to observe our time. Some are malicious entities, and the only protection is to guard your brain with tinfoil~! Hats seem to work pretty well.

[Renegade]

Mind-numbingly stupid...

Funny in a masochistic way.

[Target]

cody for president?

silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

[Stoic Joker]

Mind-numbingly stupid...

...

Funny in a masochistic way.

-Renegade (October 09, 2012, 07:24 PM)

I think it's funny ... Like Romney is helping education by torching PBS? He should be mocked for that crap.

[TaoPhoenix]

A silly little joke for the Olympics but I'm late, oh well.

Did you hear the one about the Olympic Runners? Sorry, I can't tell you - it's racist! 

[tomos]

^ took me a minute to click there
groan....
 

[TaoPhoenix]

^ took me a minute to click there
groan....
 

-tomos (October 11, 2012, 04:30 AM)

Those are the best kind!

Here's one that's even worse!
Once upon a time there was a dull witted farmer who had two horses. He could not tell them apart. They ran the same speed, were the same height, and both liked oats. Once day he measured them and he was very happy! Now he could tell them apart!

Wait for it ...

The grey horse was two inches taller than the chestnut horse!

[Fred Nerd]

Say this one aloud:
Hear about the wooden car with wooden wheel, a wooden engine and wooden go?  [wouldn't go]



And look out for the brown-paper cowboy. He wears brown paper boots, brown paper hat and brown paper shirt. He's wanted for rustling.



And then there was the Irish vet who tried to separate a siamese cat.

[Renegade]

Saw this:



Well, duh! That's because it's spelled:

E(x|s)presso

http://www.ultrapico.com/Expresso.htm

[Arizona Hot]

Don't know whether this got posted, so i'm repeating it.
Maleware, the latest advance in computer science, turns wimpy nerds into macho studs. Don't let women use it or they will become aggressive and un-feminine.

[Deozaan]

Saw this:
 (see attachment in previous post)
Well, duh! That's because it's spelled:

E(x|s)presso

http://www.ultrapico.com/Expresso.htm

-Renegade (October 13, 2012, 09:46 AM)

Same thing with "especially" -- No X to be found.