silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

[Renegade]

58% of Americans didn't even vote.  If any of their names are on the petitions... 

-Edvard (November 13, 2012, 10:26 AM)

Fraud

Well, given that they are determined by fraud, can you blame them? And then it wouldn't matter anyways. Goldman Sachs always wins. Vote for GS red or vote for GS blue? Not much of a choice.

The new hilarity is that there is a petition to strip people of their citizenship! Well, duh! That's what they're asking for - their own country~!

You just can't make this stuff up... One laugh after the next!

[Arizona Hot]

College Humor: Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends


There may have been gay rights victories in Maine, Maryland, Washington and Minnesota this past election, but there are still states out there doing their best to keep couples from getting married.
For those states, the men of College Humor have an ultimatum: Let them get hitched, or they'll bite the bullet and start marrying your girlfriends.
They have a pretty solid case, guys.

College Humor: Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends

[Arizona Hot]

'Overly Attached Girlfriend' turns her crazy-eyed attention to your PC

One virtual bouquet of roses goes out to YouTube sensation Laina Walker for totally monetizing her "Overly Attached Girlfriend" character and landing the starring role in this bizarre Samsung ad. Watch the wild-eyed woman transform into an "Overly Attached Computer" that creeps us right out with all the ways it can totally ruin our lives. What's she threatening this time? Oh, just unfriending everyone we ever knew, annihilating our files and firing off dirty messages to our dads. Is that enough to persuade you to look up what the boring-sounding SSD 840 does? How about her promise to leak all your passwords, credit cards and bank account info? Yup, we're freaked.

Laina Walker, also known as Overly Attached Girlfriend, stars in Samsung ad

[Arizona Hot]

Haunted toaster from 1984 episode of Today show

Contrary to what you might think, the Internet did not invent stupid videos. This one, a clip from the "Today" show, dates all the way back to 1984. It profiles June O'Brien, a woman who claims her toaster is possessed by the devil: It talks to her in an evil voice, spits out toasted emblazoned with "SATAN LIVES," and shoots fire. "Why have you kept this toaster?" asks interviewer Richard Dominick (who, not surprisingly, apparently went on to be a producer on Jerry Springer's talk show). "When all is said and done, it makes good toast," June answers. Can't argue with that.

Haunted toaster from 1984 episode of Today show

[Tinman57]

The infinity of hilarity is spiraling out of control~!

Reality is so much funnier than fiction!

-Renegade (November 13, 2012, 08:49 AM)

Gee, what next, deport everyone that isn't a sheeple?

[TaoPhoenix]

Nah, I'm sure there's a couple more groups who would stay.  You know, the Slaves to the Machine, stool pigeons, and "people who have nothing to hide" .

[Arizona Hot]

Any of you world-travelers ever use these on your journey?



I got this from here.   They are used on the island of R'lyeh.

[Renegade]

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?
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None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house.

[Renegade]

Heroes of Science

http://datazoid.devi...on-Figures-337514889

silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

[Renegade]

I could post this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many threads...

MUST SEE~!

Where would you post it?

Hard decision!

[TaoPhoenix]

I could post this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many threads...
Where would you post it?
Hard decision!

-Renegade (November 16, 2012, 09:54 AM)

Gadget Friday?

[TaoPhoenix]

Heroes of Science

http://datazoid.devi...on-Figures-337514889
 (see attachment in previous post)

-Renegade (November 16, 2012, 06:16 AM)

I actually have a Jung action figure! (Somewhere in the stuff I just moved!)

[Renegade]

[TaoPhoenix]

Perhaps the thing we are most guilty of on this forum is beating meta discussions to death 

-mouser (November 18, 2012, 09:50 AM)

I think this needs a discussion!

[Renegade]

Perhaps the thing we are most guilty of on this forum is beating meta discussions to death 

-mouser (November 18, 2012, 09:50 AM)

I think this needs a discussion!

-TaoPhoenix (November 19, 2012, 12:16 AM)

Yeah, well, before we go off on a discussion about that, shouldn't we at least try to figure out whether we need to have that discussion or not?

[Renegade]

A game store floor in France.



It's flat.

[Renegade]

[f0dder]

A game store floor in France.
 (see attachment in previous post)
It's flat.

-Renegade (November 19, 2012, 08:50 AM)

Noway.

[MerleOne]

-Renegade (November 19, 2012, 09:29 AM)

Great !

[superboyac]

[Deozaan]

Santa, you do realize...

...this means war.

-superboyac (November 19, 2012, 05:46 PM)

I don't get it.

[superboyac]

Santa, you do realize...

...this means war.

-superboyac (November 19, 2012, 05:46 PM)

I don't get it.

-Deozaan (November 19, 2012, 05:50 PM)

Maybe it's not funny...shouldn't need an explanation.  Fail!

[tomos]

^ I had to think
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he didnt get what he wanted?

[Edvard]

WHO NEEDS OIL?
I RIDE THE BUS

facepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalm

[Edvard]

^ I had to think
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he didnt get what he wanted?

-tomos (November 20, 2012, 04:17 AM)

Dear Santa,
I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck.
Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!
Love, Joey


Dear Joey,
Let me make it up to you. Tonight, I'm gonna set fire to your house.
Then you'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with!
Love, Santa