Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 3931898 times)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #2550 on:** January 23, 2014, 11:22 AM »

Renegade · « **Reply #2551 on:** January 23, 2014, 01:19 PM »

So bitcoin, litecoin, and dogecoin walk into a busy bar.

Bitcoin says, "Drinks on me!" and gets in line at the bar.

Litecoin says, "I'll get the next round" and sits down.

Doge says nothing and comes back with the first round of drinks right away.

Bitcoin and Litecoin ask, "How did you get the drinks so fast?"

Dogecoin says, "Because I tip better than you two."

http://www.reddit.co...in_walk_into_busy_a/

wraith808 · « **Reply #2552 on:** January 23, 2014, 01:59 PM »

^ Ok... thats funny. Especially in context. And it's cool that I get it now

tomos · « **Reply #2553 on:** January 23, 2014, 04:46 PM »

^ I had to look see if Doge were up or down -
looking at the recent rise, I'm presuming 'tip' is up.

app103 · « **Reply #2554 on:** January 23, 2014, 06:09 PM »

So bitcoin, litecoin, and dogecoin walk into a busy bar.

Bitcoin says, "Drinks on me!" and gets in line at the bar.

Litecoin says, "I'll get the next round" and sits down.

~~Doge says nothing and comes back with the first round of drinks right away.~~

~~Bitcoin and Litecoin ask, "How did you get the drinks so fast?"~~

~~Dogecoin says, "Because I tip better than you two."~~

Dogecoin attempts to buy the first round, when the bartender says "No need. Cody Coin has already paid for the first round and has been sitting at the end of the bar waiting, for the last 7 years!"

Edvard · « **Reply #2555 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:35 PM »

(see attachment in previous post)
RoadKill Cafe Menu
-Arizona Hot (January 23, 2014, 11:22 AM)

True story:
Years ago, my grandfather had cut out some pictures of a vintage (30s era?) Harley-Davidson motorcycle from a magazine and framed them for me when I was quite young (I think I had told him I liked motorcycles at some point in my innocence). Many years later, I went to transfer the pictures to a different frame as I had need of the original, and discovered the pictures were cut out of an Easy Rider magazine, circa 1960-something, and on the back of the photos was an article on selecting road kill to eat while your ~~biker gang~~ motorcycle enthusiast club was on a road trip. It was surprisingly good advice on determining freshness, and how to select a suitable site off the side of the road to prepare the bounty.

All I could say was

Meanwhile, in Montana: http://www.huffingto...ntana_n_4020626.html

oblivion · « **Reply #2556 on:** January 25, 2014, 04:26 AM »

A cross-cultural argument that had me laughing out loud. Lots.

There's something slightly Crocodile Dundee about this guy's argument with his neighbour.

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #2557 on:** January 25, 2014, 06:23 AM »

A cross-cultural argument that had me laughing out loud. Lots.

There's something slightly Crocodile Dundee about this guy's argument with his neighbour.

It might not really be true at all.
David Thorne and 27b/6 is a known site which produced several of these kinds of "memes".

Notice the date, this one is 1.5 years old.

-oblivion (January 25, 2014, 04:26 AM)

Renegade · « **Reply #2558 on:** January 25, 2014, 06:31 AM »

...
Dogecoin attempts to buy the first round, when the bartender says "No need. Cody Coin has already paid for the first round and has been sitting at the end of the bar waiting, for the last 7 years!"

-app103 (January 23, 2014, 06:09 PM)

http://devtome.com/d...ltcoin_cloning_guide

Get at 'er~!

oblivion · « **Reply #2559 on:** January 25, 2014, 08:17 AM »

There's something slightly Crocodile Dundee about this guy's argument with his neighbour.
-oblivion (January 25, 2014, 04:26 AM)
It might not really be true at all.
-TaoPhoenix (January 25, 2014, 06:23 AM)

I sort of hope it IS, but even if it isn't, it's still pretty funny.

tomos · « **Reply #2560 on:** January 25, 2014, 09:29 AM »

There's something slightly Crocodile Dundee about this guy's argument with his neighbour.
-oblivion (January 25, 2014, 04:26 AM)
It might not really be true at all.
-TaoPhoenix (January 25, 2014, 06:23 AM)
I sort of hope it IS, but even if it isn't, it's still pretty funny.
-oblivion (January 25, 2014, 08:17 AM)

enjoyed

I looked up Massanuten as I didnt know what continent it was on:

Screenshot - 2014-01-25 , 16_26_12.png

emphasis mine ;-)

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #2561 on:** January 25, 2014, 10:12 PM »

I sort of hope it IS, but even if it isn't, it's still pretty funny.
-oblivion (January 25, 2014, 08:17 AM)

Here is his main page, but it doesn't look like he has added anything for a year.
http://www.27bslash6.com/

dspelley · « **Reply #2562 on:** January 28, 2014, 08:09 PM »

This is so silly it just makes me smile.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #2563 on:** January 29, 2014, 03:59 AM »

38 Worst Tattoos With Typos Permanent & Hilarious

Renegade · « **Reply #2564 on:** January 29, 2014, 04:20 AM »

On the dark side of humour, a friend sent me a link saying, "It's a good start."

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #2565 on:** January 29, 2014, 12:08 PM »

From Ren's article:

Although details of Tuesday's event remain unclear, occasional suicides by London bank employees have incited criticism of the demands placed on some financial services workers, Reuters reported.

Right. Because 'Don't screw-up the economy you greedy prick' is such a complicated request.

crabby3 · « **Reply #2566 on:** January 29, 2014, 01:13 PM »

A cross-cultural argument that had me laughing out loud. Lots.

There's something slightly Crocodile Dundee about this guy's argument with his neighbour.

-oblivion (January 25, 2014, 04:26 AM)

Guess no one noticed Justin Flecker is from Australia (Crocodile Dundee) and David Thorne tells him to f**k off back to Austria (Arnold Schwarzenegger).

True or not... a mirror in Justin's window, carefully aimed at one of David's windows would have fixed the issue.
This also works well for highrises. Just in case you don't have a sixty-foot ladder or the stones to climb it.

... been there, done that... twice. Worked both times.

Two different jerks and houses.

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FYI if someone uses a mirror for this issue. Remove the/your window screen and clean the window beforehand.

Deozaan · « **Reply #2567 on:** January 29, 2014, 04:24 PM »

You got your info right, but the names backwards.

David Thorne is from Australia, and the author of the piece. Justin is the neighbor with the bright light shining at David's window.

tomos · « **Reply #2568 on:** January 29, 2014, 05:03 PM »

no bigger insult than telling someone to feck off back to the wrong country ;-)

bit · « **Reply #2569 on:** January 29, 2014, 07:22 PM »

Then there was the one about a guy named Arthur who was always wrong, until one day he came down with arthritis.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #2570 on:** January 31, 2014, 10:42 AM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #2571 on:** January 31, 2014, 10:46 AM »

Yummy?

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #2572 on:** January 31, 2014, 11:19 AM »

So they cook a potato in a manner that makes it taste like a raw fish...?!

Why didn't they just put raw potato slices in the bag?

<someone tries it> Hay this stuff tastes like shit!
<So does Sushi> Nailed It!

crabby3 · « **Reply #2573 on:** January 31, 2014, 11:48 AM »

So they cook a potato in a manner that makes it taste like a raw fish...?!

Why didn't they just put raw potato slices in the bag?

<someone tries it> Hay this stuff tastes like shit!
<So does Sushi> Nailed It!
-Stoic Joker (January 31, 2014, 11:19 AM)

Raw potato slices aren't bad with a little salt or dipped in catsup.

Sushi however... if I wanted to eat raw fish I'd go scrape it off the railing at the pier.

wraith808 · « **Reply #2574 on:** January 31, 2014, 12:17 PM »

Well, that's the thing about food (as with many other opinion related stuff)- it's all relative to the eater. I like sushi, so...

* wraith808 shrugs