"Just now my wife has told me that if I don't stop to dick around on my PC she bangs my head aganist the keyboard.
I am not worried: she perfectly knows who is the ruler of this houseozkdsfljsj123... s5kfc748gfjth... rndjcuckl<zx... nbgdgfeghsmnx... mhbvdc7546hfgtfy..."
(from The Bastard)