silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

[Shades]

@Nosh:
Salma Hayek was recently married, as far as I know...and grief, because she is one hot Latina!  Grieving is because she's off the market...yeah, yeah, you don't have to tell me that my chances on her would be as favorable as a snowball surviving hell, but still, I clinged to some hope until recently.

Ah well, there is Penelope Cruz, a Spanish actress that could fill up her place, as you can see in 'Bandidas' (together with Salma, hmmmmm ) and 'Woman on top'.

[/fantasizing]

EDIT: added links

[nosh]

Love them both. You may want to watch this youtube clip. NSFW if you're offended by toilet humour. 

[wreckedcarzz]

Not sure if this is pushing the "NSFW" label, but my friend and I found it be a good laugh... no offense to the Macintosh owners out there, either

(Do not click if you're easily (even not so much) offended, have a significant other around, or have a drink )

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[16:40] 歐陽·笑岩™: ok why cant they make the voodoo more 1337
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger (me): dude
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger: when your like
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger: *pull out laptop*
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger: people are like
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger: HOLY SHIT THATS AN $8,000 laptop
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger: and immediately girls are like
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger: LET ME BLOW YOU
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger: lmao
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger: thats why you get a Voodoo
[16:40] 歐陽·笑岩™: LOL
[16:40] 歐陽·笑岩™: dude i lol'd
[16:40] 歐陽·笑岩™: at the part when u said
[16:40] 歐陽·笑岩™: LET ME BLOW YOU
[16:40] 歐陽·笑岩™: XDD thats jsut too funny

The flip side (just as bad as the above) - note the emphasis :

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[16:41] 歐陽·笑岩™: voodoo looks like a old macbook pro black '
[16:41] [ToW] BabyTiger: no see
[16:41] 歐陽·笑岩™: well
[16:41] 歐陽·笑岩™: kinda kinda
[16:41] 歐陽·笑岩™: like
[16:41] [ToW] BabyTiger: when you go and get a Mac
[16:41] [ToW] BabyTiger: all the guys are like
[16:41] [ToW] BabyTiger: LET ME BLOW YOU
[16:41] [ToW] BabyTiger: lmao!
[16:41] 歐陽·笑岩™: XDDD
[16:41] 歐陽·笑岩™: XDDDDDDDDDD

I'm still laughing about that, 20 minutes later...

[wr975]

[wr975]

[f0dder]

Haha, that cardboard office thing was cute

[Edvard]

Thumbs up to whoever answers first....

[cranioscopical]

(see attachment in previous post)
Thumbs up to whoever answers first....

Hold it in your palm and bid it a frond farewell!

[Target]

I can't beleaf you just said that

[cranioscopical]

Trust you to milk it!

[Target]

I just had to meat your challenge...

[cranioscopical]

No need to explain, that'd be preaching to the coir.

[Deozaan]

I think the humor is starting to turn sour.

[Target]

i can seed why you might say that, but i think it's just starting to be fruitful

[mouser]

uh oh, target is making a run at taking Chris's pun medal.

Edvard are you finding these pictures or creating them??  They are just too good for you to be inventing them all.

ps. for those who don't get the lime and coconut reference, it's from a song.

[tomos]

and new word for me
> Web definitions for coir
stiff coarse fiber from the outer husk of a coconut

and Kermit the Frog sings Lime in the Coconut

[cranioscopical]

and new word for me

That's  a ropy thing to say!

?

Brit Slang

[cranioscopical]

uh oh, target is making a run at taking Chris's pun medal.

It's easy to take from me, I'm merely a husk of my former self.

[nosh]

This is the corniest thread, by far!

[Edvard]

Mouser: I did the light saber pictures, everything else is the work of others.
Because this stuff is all over the web, it's rather difficult to credit everything as I'd like to.

EDIT: I also did the Petaminx demotivator, but that's another thread...

P.S. The correct response was "If you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do" 

[cranioscopical]

The correct response was "If you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do" 

The correct response?

Who on earth would want something so prosaic?

And, next time, please think more carefully before opening the tap to such a stream of drivel! 

Now... back to the light sabres with you, daylight sabring time is almost upon us!

[Edvard]

See what happens?...

[Edvard]

...
Now... back to the light sabres with you, daylight sabring time is almost upon us!

Okay! Okay!



(where Jedis come from... Early Training)

[cranioscopical]

See what happens?...
(see attachment in previous post)

Another clumsy vadelect? No wonder he's on the dark side!

Fluorescent fixtures can be serviced quite simply by the replacement method. If you suspect that a part may be defective, replace the part with a new one. Start with the fluorescent tube or bulb. You can either install a new one or, if you're not sure the tube is burned out, test the old tube in another fluorescent fixture. Remove the old tube by twisting it out of its sockets in the fixture. Install the new tube the same way -- insert the tube's prongs into the socket and twist the tube to lock it into place.

[cranioscopical]

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(where Jedis come from... Early Training)

That's just potty!