Author Topic: The Zombie Apocalypse starts now....in Miami (Read 20988 times)

Josh · « **on:** May 31, 2012, 02:25 AM »

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingto...ation_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/...port-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
http://www.mysuburba...woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/...31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandie...e-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
http://www.miamihera...-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/...31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami
http://www.foxnews.c...t-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingto...miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
http://abcnews.go.co...6402#.T8UpZ8XNngQSee More

So, either take this to mean "Never visit Miami" or get out your copy of FM 999-3 - Counter-Zombie Operations at the Fire Team Level out and begin studying.

Paul Keith · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2012, 03:09 AM »

...how did you follow all that news?

Carol Haynes · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2012, 03:26 AM »

He has too much time on his hands

I bet he watched Buffy too!

Josh · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2012, 03:52 AM »

I bet he watched Buffy too!
-Carol Haynes (May 31, 2012, 03:26 AM)

People have been tortured for far less damaging comments. Watch out! ;-)

kunkel321 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2012, 01:52 PM »

edit: Not sure where I got this... Worth1000 maybe...

rgdot · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2012, 02:22 PM »

Zombie Apocalypse or Nuclear Holocaust, the way the majority act on this planet both would be good

rgdot · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2012, 02:23 PM »

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kunkel321 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2012, 02:37 PM »

I think a zombie apocalypse would be better. That way natural selection would tend to preserve people who are faster or smarter or just have good immune systems. As a result, the human race would be a bit less fragile in future generations....

Nuclear war wouldn't have this effect. Plus nuclear war would probably pollute the earth more.

rgdot · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2012, 02:45 PM »

^ True.

I give this planet ~1% chance of surviving beyond 2100. Welcome zombie overlords

kunkel321 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2012, 03:35 PM »

There's a book called The Zombie Autopsies that I got from Costco. Pretty fun. Written by an MD and zombie enthusiast. http://thezombieautopsies.com/thebook

app103 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2012, 03:37 PM »

This one from my home state of NJ:

Man stabs himself and throws intestines at police

kunkel321 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2012, 04:32 PM »

I bet he won't have the guts to do that again... ZINGGG!!!!

4wd · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:21 PM »

"....taken to Hackensack University...." - very appropriate - is this a sister university to Miskatonic?

J-Mac · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2012, 11:19 PM »

And now, this: "Maryland student, 21, admits eating housemate's heart, part of brain"

I knew this was coming.... I knew this was coming...

(Reading these articles to my wife - as she plays whatever the latest Facebook games are - and she's laughing and swears I'm reading them from The Weekly World News or similar...)

Jim

Deozaan · « **Reply #14 on:** June 01, 2012, 03:07 AM »

This isn't on the same level as a zombie attack, but still cringe-worthy.

Japanese man cooks, serves his own genitals.

A Japanese artist cooked his own genitals and served them to five paying diners in Tokyo to cover the medical costs, in a bizarre act to raise awareness about sexual minorities.

Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before dishing them out -- seasoned and braised -- to customers at an event hall on May 13, according to postings on his Twitter account and local police.

Diners paid 20,000 yen ($250) for the plate with a portion of genitals. Pictures published on a website appeared to show the meal came complete with mushrooms and a parsley garnish.

Interesting what they call art these days...

tomos · « **Reply #15 on:** June 01, 2012, 03:42 AM »

^
:lurch: that is pretty sad really.
Wasn't even that he wanted a sex change, but that he says he's asexual. At 22 years of age. He may live to regret that one...

J-Mac · « **Reply #16 on:** June 01, 2012, 07:57 AM »

Ugh - That one gave me a little shiver when I read it. Ewwww..

Jim

kunkel321 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 01, 2012, 10:52 AM »

Apparently Josh isn't the only person to make this observation...
http://failblog.org/...ns-by-majority-rule/

kunkel321 · « **Reply #18 on:** June 01, 2012, 10:53 AM »

Re asexual guy: If I'm paying 20,000 yen for frank-n-beans I want them to be fresh... Not two months frozen! Yuk!

app103 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 10, 2012, 04:29 PM »

‘Dead' boy in Brazil wakes up in his coffin at his funeral and asks his father for water. Everyone screams, and he lies down dead again.

http://www.heraldsun...frf7n6-1226386975762

rgdot · « **Reply #20 on:** June 10, 2012, 06:17 PM »

I am buying 100 cans of spam and moving to basement

kunkel321 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 10, 2012, 06:24 PM »

‘Dead' boy in Brazil wakes up in his coffin at his funeral and asks his father for water. Everyone screams, and he lies down dead again.
-app103 (June 10, 2012, 04:29 PM)

This story would be so much cooler if he had woken up and asked for "brains." If I ever get pronounced dead, then wake up, I'm gonna ask for brains

J-Mac · « **Reply #22 on:** June 10, 2012, 09:52 PM »

‘Dead' boy in Brazil wakes up in his coffin at his funeral and asks his father for water. Everyone screams, and he lies down dead again.
-app103 (June 10, 2012, 04:29 PM)
This story would be so much cooler if he had woken up and asked for "brains." If I ever get pronounced dead, then wake up, I'm gonna ask for brains
-kunkel321 (June 10, 2012, 06:24 PM)

Why would he ask for brains?! Zombies aren't that fussy - they just eat. Haven't you read The Zombie Survival Guide??

Jim

J-Mac · « **Reply #23 on:** June 10, 2012, 10:06 PM »

Or of course if you have limited time and resources, you may opt for the Zombie Survival Guide Flash Cards! What a thoughtful product!

And then there is the Zombie Attack Survival Kit, which no home should be without.

Jim

wraith808 · « **Reply #24 on:** June 29, 2012, 10:41 PM »

Zombie Event Tracker (including possible spread vectors)