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Arizona Hot

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5800 on: October 30, 2019, 06:58 PM »
Is STP the eraser's edge?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5801 on: October 31, 2019, 02:58 AM »
Q: Wich was the first animal on Earth?
A: Zebra
Q: Why?
A: It's black and white :D
sorry bad english and Delphi are my hobby ;)
politeness is not one of my strengths in writing, just because it sounds rough doesn't mean that I mean it rough.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5802 on: November 07, 2019, 01:28 PM »
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Does this Baby Make Me Look Fat Pregnant Maternity Shirt

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5803 on: November 08, 2019, 12:28 PM »
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Caution low-flying aircraft

Naked waitresses flirt with you

Science, Bitch!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5804 on: November 09, 2019, 01:52 PM »
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20 Kids Who Rocked The Worst Haircuts On School Picture Day

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FUNNY PICTURES OF THE DAY #51

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5805 on: November 14, 2019, 08:31 AM »
'My mom would never let me get one before.'.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

'My mom would never let me get one before.'
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5806 on: November 17, 2019, 09:44 AM »
Question: Where can you find a square peg in a round hole?
Answer: In the corner of your eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Restless eggs. (i.e. 'restless legs')
"This is the best bad idea we have, sir. By far." (cf. 'Argo' (2012))
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5807 on: November 23, 2019, 10:49 PM »
What kind of children do you get when the man is from Iceland and the woman is from Cuba?   
Spoiler
IceCubes

   
Groan? Heard it before?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5808 on: November 24, 2019, 03:48 PM »
A lion and a witch were carrying a wardrobe down the street.  I asked, "Where are you going with that?"  They replied, "Narnia business."

- from The Last Laugh, The Countryman, Nov. 2019

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5809 on: December 04, 2019, 02:41 PM »
I went to register a product on Panasonic's site.  Had to enter date of birth.  When I got to the year field, accidentally pressed End.  The site's response had a certain lack of making connections about it...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5810 on: December 04, 2019, 03:41 PM »
I went to register a product on Panasonic's site.  Had to enter date of birth.  When I got to the year field, accidentally pressed End.  The site's response had a certain lack of making connections about it...

^ :)
"This is the best bad idea we have, sir. By far." (cf. 'Argo' (2012))

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5811 on: December 05, 2019, 01:59 PM »
I went to register a product on Panasonic's site.  Had to enter date of birth.  When I got to the year field, accidentally pressed End.  The site's response had a certain lack of making connections about it...

Y2k v2.0?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5812 on: December 11, 2019, 12:22 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5813 on: December 11, 2019, 12:31 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5814 on: December 22, 2019, 05:08 AM »
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Employee Parking Only

Media Centres Cartoons and Comics

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5815 on: December 24, 2019, 10:09 AM »
Do joggers get the runs?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5816 on: December 24, 2019, 11:23 AM »
Do joggers get the runs?


Actually, they do.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5817 on: December 31, 2019, 02:08 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5818 on: January 02, 2020, 10:42 AM »
If you make coffee cups, can you be called a mugger?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5819 on: January 04, 2020, 10:45 AM »
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My mom painted this outlet to match the rocks




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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5820 on: January 09, 2020, 08:59 AM »
Kind of miss the ol' StumbleUpon site at times...  :(

Anyway, i stumbledupon this site today and couldn't help to laugh at things posted on their "about" page:

What is The Babylon Bee?
The Babylon Bee is the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims. We write satire about Christian stuff, political stuff, and everyday life.

The Babylon Bee was created ex nihilo on the eighth day of the creation week, exactly 6,000 years ago. We have been the premier news source through every major world event, from the Tower of Babel and the Exodus to the Reformation and the War of 1812. We focus on just the facts, leaving spin and bias to other news sites like CNN and Fox News.

If you would like to complain about something on our site, take it up with God.

Unlike other satire sites, everything we post is 100% verified by Snopes.com.

https://babylonbee.com/about

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« Reply #5821 on: January 09, 2020, 02:03 PM »
Unlike other satire sites, everything we post is 100% verified by Snopes.com.

Concerning Survey Finds Too Many People Believe Snopes Is A Legitimate Fact-Checking Website

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5822 on: January 17, 2020, 07:46 PM »
PSA I recently sent out. There was one group of people who did not see the humor in this.  :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5823 on: January 17, 2020, 08:57 PM »
Ha!  My system is at 25:07:44:33

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5824 on: January 18, 2020, 02:43 PM »
TL;DR Explanation of CVE-2020-0601 (Windows CryptoAPI Spoofing Vulnerability)

Briefly - exploit could allow the following to be accepted as valid:

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(Thanks to Kenneth White at https://blog.lessons....org/chain-of-fools/ for the clear explanation.)
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