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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3300 on: July 27, 2014, 09:26 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3301 on: July 27, 2014, 09:27 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3302 on: July 27, 2014, 09:57 AM »
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« Reply #3303 on: July 27, 2014, 09:57 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3304 on: July 27, 2014, 10:22 AM »
Some of George Carlin's humor:)

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!

If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor.

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.

I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.

If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it!

SOOOOO many there that I LOVE! 8)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3305 on: July 29, 2014, 09:12 AM »
Grumpy Cat is a TV star.   :)


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3306 on: July 30, 2014, 03:52 AM »
I enjoy most jokes about religion that do not make a person or a class of person an undeserving butt of their humour, and making jokes about religion can be a valid form of criticism of a religion or its religio-political ideology anyway. For example,  in art, and though I dislike them both, that could include the awful but thought-provoking (I think) "Madonna in a condom" and the disgusting "Piss Christ", both of which could also be taken as a sobering comment on the artists who created them, and on the cultures from whence they came and which might encourage such works. ("By their fruits ye shall know them".)
Generally speaking, if people of religious belief cannot take such criticism - implicit or explicit - then tough luck - at least whilst we still have some freedom of speech. (Though I am not a religious person, I personally stopped going to the New Zealand museum after they displayed the abovementioned "art". This was my personal protest, as I felt that they were just going too far. So I voted with my feet.)

Below are three of my favourites humorous "religious" cartoons - an example of self-deprecating humour (as is a lot of Jewish humour) per example(a) below, and of humorous comparisons of multi-faith ideological contradictions/hypocrisy, per examples (b) + (c) - or simple stupidity per example (d).

Example (a) - Comfortable:
The prosperous Jewish businessman was crossing the road one day, and failed to see an oncoming motor-car, which braked but could not stop in time before it hit him.  As he was lying on the ground, dazed and in pain, somebody yelled "I'll call for an ambulance!", and a worried woman knelt down beside him and gently cradled his head in her arms.

"You poor man," she said consolingly, "are you comfortable?"

"I get by." he managed to croak back to her.
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Example (b) - Jesus and Mohammed in a famous English pub(s):
Islam Christian - Mohammed + Jesus in a bar - Mary Magdalene + Aisha 13.jpg


Example (c) - Non-violent jihadist:
Islam - violent Religion of Peace cartoon.jpg


Example (d) - apology for slur:
Sun newspaper apology to aliens re Scientology slur.jpg
« Last Edit: July 30, 2014, 04:01 AM by IainB, Reason: Minor corrections for clarity. »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3307 on: July 30, 2014, 03:58 AM »
^Now, that - scientologist/alien apology - was funny!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3308 on: July 30, 2014, 04:14 AM »
In the corporate world, persuasion is...

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...to assist your self-development towards bliss...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3309 on: July 30, 2014, 05:30 AM »
In the famous or celebrity world ..

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3310 on: July 30, 2014, 07:01 AM »
^^ Hahaha. A great poker-playing joke. Already in my database. An oldie but a goodie.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3311 on: July 31, 2014, 09:45 PM »
Reddit Users Were Asked To Sum Up Their First Sexual Experience With A GIF. The Responses Were Magnificent (SFW)

http://imgur.com/gallery/tSh4F

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3312 on: July 31, 2014, 10:03 PM »
^^ Those are rather good, but blimey, it would seem kind to take that poor dog to the vet's to get him fixed.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3313 on: July 31, 2014, 10:22 PM »
Been watching some of the (old) Sledgehammer videos. This image was clipped from an early one in the first series. It depicts Sledgehammer's crime control policy. Sorry for the quality, but this was the best image I could find. It was the clearest frame as I stepped through frame sequence, and the smiley was only briefly visible in full, projected onto a projection screen in the background in an otherwise moving camera shot with a lot going on in the foreground - which was obscuring a clear view of the background.
I thought it was rather funny, but then I find most of the Sledgehammer videos hilarious anyway.

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Come to think of it, from what I have read, this policy could seem to have been adopted in many police precincts in US cities...     :o

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3314 on: July 31, 2014, 11:37 PM »
Relative Effectiveness of Common Computer Repair Techniques:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3315 on: August 01, 2014, 12:49 AM »
Relative Effectiveness of Common Computer Repair Techniques:
 (see attachment in previous post)

I was completely unaware that crying does irreversible damage to Linux.  :huh:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3316 on: August 01, 2014, 12:57 AM »
If you do nothing to help the given situation but cry about it... yes.  :-[

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3317 on: August 01, 2014, 10:41 AM »
Because this sort of thing is is quite hard to follow, a few
years ago theorists stopped using the letters A and B to represent the
main players, and started calling them Alice and Bob. So now we say
"Alice communicates with someone claiming to be Bob.
So to be sure, Alice tests that Bob knows a secret number K.
Alice sends to Bob a random number X.
Bob then forms Y by encrypting X under key K and sends Y back to
Alice."
It's supposed to make it easier to understand

The Story of Alice and Bob

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3318 on: August 02, 2014, 06:30 AM »
Apparently inspired by my post about the Sledgehammer-bullet smiley above, one of the denizens of DCF got busy with Inkscape and "did a little creativating". The result is really rather good!
No attempt was made to correct for parallax or any of that, it was just a straight draw-over.

I checked the video, and I had recalled it quite wrongly - the smiley depicts not Sledgehammer's policy but the symbol of a clandestine terrorist group known as AVON (the Allied Violent Offence Network). It appears at 8:41mins into the first episode of the Sledgehammer series - "Under The Gun" (pilot). (AVON had just kidnapped the mayor's daughter and were holding her for ransom.)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3319 on: August 02, 2014, 06:56 AM »
Man I used to love that show. Thanks for the pic!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3320 on: August 02, 2014, 07:46 AM »
Relative Effectiveness of Common Computer Repair Techniques:

ha!!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3321 on: August 03, 2014, 03:31 AM »
I enjoy most jokes about religion that do not make a person or a class of person an undeserving butt of their humour, and making jokes about religion can be a valid form of criticism of a religion or its religio-political ideology anyway.

How about some nice racist humour? ;D

NSFW: http://i.imgur.com/JTqvGaM.jpg

 :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup:

More NSFW... Women at gay parties? http://i.imgur.com/SYeKhLM.jpg

Fat jokes? Courtesy of PETA: http://i.imgur.com/tFHLinR.jpg

Nazi jokes? SFW - http://i.imgur.com/Y0cHoEQ.jpg

PC jokes? SFW - http://i.imgur.com/x7orwMd.jpg

Religious joke: http://i.imgur.com/C7Y5Nb7.jpg

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3322 on: August 03, 2014, 08:10 AM »


Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3323 on: August 03, 2014, 08:24 AM »
^Brilliant! ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3324 on: August 03, 2014, 08:26 AM »
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