Author Topic: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high... (Read 19186 times)

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #1 on:** November 24, 2014, 04:42 PM »

Sand Moose?? ...Okay, That's funny!

Please be sure to have someone available to take notes next time you get stoned..

KynloStephen66515 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 24, 2014, 04:44 PM »

Sand Moose?? ...Okay, That's funny!

Please be sure to have someone available to take notes next time you get stoned..
-Stoic Joker (November 24, 2014, 04:42 PM)

Sand Moose made me laugh like crazy tbh hahaha

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #3 on:** November 24, 2014, 04:52 PM »

Sand Moose?? ...Okay, That's funny!

Please be sure to have someone available to take notes next time you get stoned..
-Stoic Joker (November 24, 2014, 04:42 PM)

Sand Moose made me laugh like crazy tbh hahaha
-Stephen66515 (November 24, 2014, 04:44 PM)

Yeah, I was trying to follow the 'Stoner Logic' (having had some experience with it in the past...), and the first few almost made sense. But when I got to that one it was just a total swan dive off the deep end into WTF land. Tehehe!!

KynloStephen66515 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 24, 2014, 04:56 PM »

Sand Moose?? ...Okay, That's funny!

Please be sure to have someone available to take notes next time you get stoned..
-Stoic Joker (November 24, 2014, 04:42 PM)

Sand Moose made me laugh like crazy tbh hahaha
-Stephen66515 (November 24, 2014, 04:44 PM)

Yeah, I was trying to follow the 'Stoner Logic' (having had some experience with it in the past...), and the first few almost made sense. But when I got to that one it was just a total swan dive off the deep end into WTF land. Tehehe!!
-Stoic Joker (November 24, 2014, 04:52 PM)

I think they go in order of how much he smoked haha...I have been in this situation a few times myself

MilesAhead · « **Reply #5 on:** November 24, 2014, 05:22 PM »

Hmm Horse Tornado makes me think of the Bikini Atol hydrogen bomb pics if you put a sunset behind them.

mwb1100 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 24, 2014, 08:04 PM »

I think I'm going to start using some of these - I particularly like "cat puppies" and "sugar bagels".

nosh · « **Reply #7 on:** November 25, 2014, 02:10 AM »

Horsetornado FTW!!

tomos · « **Reply #8 on:** November 25, 2014, 03:50 AM »

you can imagine how they started though:

# what was the movie like last night?
# oh yeah, it was great !! it started in the desert, this guy leading a- a- whachamacallit, f*** it, you know, one of those .... the ... a .. a .. a desert moose !

Edvard · « **Reply #9 on:** December 01, 2014, 08:35 PM »

OOH! I know this game!

My best friend from high school and I came up with lots of good ones, but I can't remember more than these... small wonder. $:-\$

Edvard · « **Reply #10 on:** December 01, 2014, 08:41 PM »

Also:
http://xkcd.com/1322/

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #11 on:** December 01, 2014, 10:15 PM »

I still say Horse Tornado is a perfectly logical and appropriate name. And I shall at all points use it hence forth...just to screw with people.

Innuendo · « **Reply #12 on:** December 01, 2014, 10:19 PM »

I don't know...I kinda like finger pants.

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #13 on:** December 01, 2014, 10:42 PM »

Pork Fried Lice had me and maybe my cousin I haven't seen for 20 years ClingingToTheCountertopInLaughter (CTTCIL). For easily an hour. Without even help from chemicals. Prob it was more like 4AM zombie-tired.

Good times!

Edvard · « **Reply #14 on:** December 02, 2014, 02:25 AM »

I don't know...I kinda like finger pants.
-Innuendo (December 01, 2014, 10:19 PM)

In zie Deutsch, gloves are called "Handschuhe" - Hand Shoes.

crabby3 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 02, 2014, 09:13 AM »

You may be too stoned if...

you're tired of talking midway through a sentence

walking to your kitchen seems like an epic journey

you spend 10 minutes searching for something and then realize you're holding it

you can't figure out how to operate a seat belt

you drive 10mph on the street

you stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green

you start stealing friends lighters

you enjoy not being able to move

you get lost in your own house

MilesAhead · « **Reply #16 on:** December 02, 2014, 11:59 AM »

You may be too stoned if...
-crabby3 (December 02, 2014, 09:13 AM)

You know someone is tripping if...

They encounter a table and chair. There's about a one foot gap between them. They stop to decide should they:

a) try to walk through the gap without moving either
b) move the chair to make more space and walk through the larger gap
c) walk around the chair
d) ask a friend what to do

superboyac · « **Reply #17 on:** December 02, 2014, 05:51 PM »

You may be too stoned if...
-crabby3 (December 02, 2014, 09:13 AM)

You know someone is tripping if...

They encounter a table and chair. There's about a one foot gap between them. They stop to decide should they:

a) try to walk through the gap without moving either
b) move the chair to make more space and walk through the larger gap
c) walk around the chair
d) ask a friend what to do
-MilesAhead (December 02, 2014, 11:59 AM)

I do that when I'm being sober and over-analytical!!

MilesAhead · « **Reply #18 on:** December 02, 2014, 06:42 PM »

do that when I'm being sober and over-analytical!!
-superboyac (December 02, 2014, 05:51 PM)

I'm glad you play better than you over analyze. I enjoyed the Stride clip you posted.

crabby3 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 03, 2014, 07:01 AM »

You may be too stoned if...
-crabby3 (December 02, 2014, 09:13 AM)

You know someone is tripping if...

They encounter a table and chair. There's about a one foot gap between them. They stop to decide should they:

a) try to walk through the gap without moving either
b) move the chair to make more space and walk through the larger gap
c) walk around the chair
d) ask a friend what to do
-MilesAhead (December 02, 2014, 11:59 AM)

This could be a too-high dilemma as well... so it's aa) try to walk through the chair.

MilesAhead · « **Reply #20 on:** December 03, 2014, 01:38 PM »

You may be too stoned if...
-crabby3 (December 02, 2014, 09:13 AM)

You know someone is tripping if...

They encounter a table and chair. There's about a one foot gap between them. They stop to decide should they:

a) try to walk through the gap without moving either
b) move the chair to make more space and walk through the larger gap
c) walk around the chair
d) ask a friend what to do
-MilesAhead (December 02, 2014, 11:59 AM)

This could be a too-high dilemma as well... so it's aa) try to walk through the chair.
-crabby3 (December 03, 2014, 07:01 AM)

Heh heh. Or e) sit down and think it over.

superboyac · « **Reply #21 on:** December 03, 2014, 03:36 PM »

do that when I'm being sober and over-analytical!!
-superboyac (December 02, 2014, 05:51 PM)

I'm glad you play better than you over analyze. I enjoyed the Stride clip you posted.
-MilesAhead (December 02, 2014, 06:42 PM)

Thanks!

crabby3 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 17, 2014, 10:38 AM »

...guess the stoned guy works here..

40hz · « **Reply #23 on:** December 17, 2014, 11:08 AM »

Better that than the CIA, NSA, and Executive Branch renaming some of their favorite things while stone cold sober.

MilesAhead · « **Reply #24 on:** December 17, 2014, 12:45 PM »

Better that than the CIA, NSA, and Executive Branch renaming some of their favorite things while stone cold sober.
-40hz (December 17, 2014, 11:08 AM)

Heh. When I lived in Massachusetts Governor Michael Dukakis was credited with substituting the term "Revenue Enhancement" for taxes.