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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2014, 04:42 PM »
Sand Moose?? ...Okay, That's funny!

Please be sure to have someone available to take notes next time you get stoned.. ;)

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2014, 04:44 PM »
Sand Moose?? ...Okay, That's funny!

Please be sure to have someone available to take notes next time you get stoned.. ;)

Sand Moose made me laugh like crazy tbh hahaha

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2014, 04:52 PM »
Sand Moose?? ...Okay, That's funny!

Please be sure to have someone available to take notes next time you get stoned.. ;)

Sand Moose made me laugh like crazy tbh hahaha

Yeah, I was trying to follow the 'Stoner Logic' (having had some experience with it in the past...), and the first few almost made sense. But when I got to that one it was just a total swan dive off the deep end into WTF land. Tehehe!!

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2014, 04:56 PM »
Sand Moose?? ...Okay, That's funny!

Please be sure to have someone available to take notes next time you get stoned.. ;)

Sand Moose made me laugh like crazy tbh hahaha

Yeah, I was trying to follow the 'Stoner Logic' (having had some experience with it in the past...), and the first few almost made sense. But when I got to that one it was just a total swan dive off the deep end into WTF land. Tehehe!!

I think they go in order of how much he smoked haha...I have been in this situation a few times myself ;)

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2014, 05:22 PM »
Hmm Horse Tornado makes me think of the Bikini Atol hydrogen bomb pics if you put a sunset behind them. 

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2014, 08:04 PM »
I think I'm going to start using some of these - I particularly like "cat puppies" and "sugar bagels".

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2014, 02:10 AM »
Horsetornado FTW!!  ;D

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2014, 03:50 AM »
you can imagine how they started though:

# what was the movie like last night?
# oh yeah, it was great !! it started in the desert, this guy leading a- a- whachamacallit, f*** it, you know, one of those .... the ... a .. a .. a desert moose !
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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2014, 08:35 PM »
OOH! I know this game!  ;D

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My best friend from high school and I came up with lots of good ones, but I can't remember more than these... small wonder.  :-\

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2014, 10:15 PM »
I still say Horse Tornado is a perfectly logical and appropriate name. And I shall at all points use it hence forth...just to screw with people.

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2014, 10:19 PM »
I don't know...I kinda like finger pants.

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2014, 10:42 PM »

Pork Fried Lice had me and maybe my cousin I haven't seen for 20 years ClingingToTheCountertopInLaughter (CTTCIL). For easily an hour. Without even help from chemicals. Prob it was more like 4AM zombie-tired.

Good times!


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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2014, 02:25 AM »
I don't know...I kinda like finger pants.

In zie Deutsch, gloves are called "Handschuhe" - Hand Shoes.  :-[

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2014, 09:13 AM »
You may be too stoned if...

you're tired of talking midway through a sentence

walking to your kitchen seems like an epic journey

you spend 10 minutes searching for something and then realize you're holding it

you can't figure out how to operate a seat belt

you drive 10mph on the street

you stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green

you start stealing friends lighters

you enjoy not being able to move

you get lost in your own house

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2014, 11:59 AM »
You may be too stoned if...

You know someone is tripping if...

They encounter a table and chair.  There's about a one foot gap between them.  They stop to decide should they:

a) try to walk through the gap without moving either
b) move the chair to make more space and walk through the larger gap
c) walk around the chair
d) ask a friend what to do

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2014, 05:51 PM »
You may be too stoned if...

You know someone is tripping if...

They encounter a table and chair.  There's about a one foot gap between them.  They stop to decide should they:

a) try to walk through the gap without moving either
b) move the chair to make more space and walk through the larger gap
c) walk around the chair
d) ask a friend what to do
:D
I do that when I'm being sober and over-analytical!!

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2014, 06:42 PM »
do that when I'm being sober and over-analytical!!

I'm glad you play better than you over analyze.  I enjoyed the Stride clip you posted.   :Thmbsup:

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2014, 07:01 AM »
You may be too stoned if...

You know someone is tripping if...

They encounter a table and chair.  There's about a one foot gap between them.  They stop to decide should they:

a) try to walk through the gap without moving either
b) move the chair to make more space and walk through the larger gap
c) walk around the chair
d) ask a friend what to do

This could be a too-high dilemma as well... so it's aa) try to walk through the chair.   ;D

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2014, 01:38 PM »
You may be too stoned if...

You know someone is tripping if...

They encounter a table and chair.  There's about a one foot gap between them.  They stop to decide should they:

a) try to walk through the gap without moving either
b) move the chair to make more space and walk through the larger gap
c) walk around the chair
d) ask a friend what to do

This could be a too-high dilemma as well... so it's aa) try to walk through the chair.   ;D

Heh heh.  Or e) sit down and think it over.  :)

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2014, 03:36 PM »
do that when I'm being sober and over-analytical!!

I'm glad you play better than you over analyze.  I enjoyed the Stride clip you posted.   :Thmbsup:
Thanks!

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2014, 10:38 AM »
 ...guess the stoned guy works here..  ;D

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2014, 11:08 AM »
Better that than the CIA, NSA, and Executive Branch renaming some of their favorite things while stone cold sober. ;)

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Re: A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2014, 12:45 PM »
Better that than the CIA, NSA, and Executive Branch renaming some of their favorite things while stone cold sober. ;)

Heh.  When I lived in Massachusetts Governor Michael Dukakis was credited with substituting the term "Revenue Enhancement" for taxes.  :)