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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6000 on: December 19, 2020, 03:17 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6001 on: December 20, 2020, 04:36 PM »
Have you tried quantum ice cream? You don't know how many calories it has until you eat it.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6002 on: December 23, 2020, 07:29 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6003 on: December 27, 2020, 04:06 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6004 on: January 01, 2021, 04:25 PM »
Hey. Hey guys? Hindsight is actually 2020 now.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6005 on: January 01, 2021, 06:24 PM »
Have you tried quantum ice cream? You don't know how many calories it has until you eat it.


As opposed to the stuff you get at an ice cream parlor, where you usually never have any idea how many calories it has, ever.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6006 on: January 01, 2021, 08:04 PM »
2020.  Don't cry because it's over.  Cry because it happened.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6007 on: January 01, 2021, 11:58 PM »
Time to reset the calendar.

2019 and earlier will now be referred to as Before COVID (BC).
2020 and later will now be referred to as Always Distancing (AD).

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6008 on: January 02, 2021, 01:12 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6009 on: January 05, 2021, 07:03 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6010 on: January 15, 2021, 09:31 PM »
The best non-interactive people watchers are plastic mannequins. I know this because when I shop they never stop talking to me.
Do people with hysterical deafness listen to mannequins?
Mannequins make the best spies and they are very patient.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6011 on: January 25, 2021, 04:44 AM »





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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6012 on: January 31, 2021, 02:27 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6013 on: January 31, 2021, 07:45 PM »
Has anyone here pulled a sword out of their scone.
Have you ever gone back and forth past somewhere so soon afterwards you ran into yourself.
Running into yourself is evidence that you are a solipist. Arguing with yourself doesn't count.
Be careful not to run into yourself while driving unless you have insurance for that.
If you do, you only have yourself to blame for it.
Don't walk through mirrors, unless you like yourself.
if you divide the work between me, myself and I, it gets done faster unless you're a procrastinator.
Clean up after yourself, no matter which you did it.
Cloning is the mother of many identity problems.
Don't spread yourself too thin, someone may walk on you.

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Run into yourself while shopping
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6014 on: February 05, 2021, 11:28 AM »
Don't date a cannibal, they just want you for your body!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6015 on: February 17, 2021, 10:50 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6016 on: February 19, 2021, 04:48 PM »
I couldn't decide whether to put this here or in Devs Corner, but here goes (and don't be put off the description)

https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6017 on: February 19, 2021, 05:28 PM »
@Target  ;D ;D :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6018 on: February 20, 2021, 12:30 PM »
What hapens if you get bitten by a were-geek?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6019 on: February 21, 2021, 05:32 PM »
260 Of The Creepiest Halloween Makeup Ideas.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Cosmic girl.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Meanwhile in Sweden.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Something Is Missing.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

These are samples of the pictures I found online while searching for something else. There are 19 pictures in the archive below so the source links are in the comments of the pictures.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6020 on: February 23, 2021, 03:04 PM »
Sometimes i'm not myself, i'm me.

There is another joke in the Basement that is more mature. Tell me if you like it.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6021 on: March 01, 2021, 07:52 PM »
Family of Stormtroopers .jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]     Little girl joins the dark side of the force.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Time Machine Redux.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Your CPU temperature has exceeded 8125 °C. Prolonged use at this temperature may shorten the CPU's lifespan.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Family of Stormtroopers

Little girl joins the dark side of the force

Time Machine Redux

Your CPU temperature has exceeded 8125 °C. Prolonged use at this temperature may shorten the CPU's lifespan


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6022 on: March 11, 2021, 08:55 PM »
Never ask a welder to wrap a present.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Your package has arrived.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]     Ship Your Friends an Embarrassing Box Prank; MicroPenisCure.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Never ask a welder to wrap a present

Your package has arrived

Ship Your Friends an Embarrassing Box Prank; MicroPenisCure


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6023 on: March 13, 2021, 08:33 AM »
Linux is like a Wigwam: no Windows, no Gates and an Apache inside.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6024 on: March 18, 2021, 01:59 PM »
Probably more reliable than the actual USPS. It's a crowd sourced subscription based service. You have to put a can of cat food outside your door every day, even if you aren't expecting a delivery.

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