Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 3935475 times)

f0dder · « **Reply #625 on:** August 30, 2012, 05:52 AM »

I'm wondering if I could start an Indiegogo campaign to raise funds to buy napalm and a stealth bomber.
-Renegade (August 30, 2012, 04:40 AM)

Hm, what's that sound from the sky?

BLACK HELICOPTERS!

IainB · « **Reply #626 on:** August 30, 2012, 08:21 AM »

Renegade · « **Reply #627 on:** August 30, 2012, 08:27 AM »

I'm wondering if I could start an Indiegogo campaign to raise funds to buy napalm and a stealth bomber.
-Renegade (August 30, 2012, 04:40 AM)
Hm, what's that sound from the sky?

BLACK HELICOPTERS!
-f0dder (August 30, 2012, 05:52 AM)

After those 2 brits got sent back to the UK for tweeting... I think I'd better avoid flying through the US now.

The security staff seem to have been mindwiped for humour.

Renegade · « **Reply #628 on:** August 30, 2012, 08:33 AM »

-IainB (August 30, 2012, 08:21 AM)

Yeah, when it rains, that's really bad for data in the cloud...

IainB · « **Reply #629 on:** August 30, 2012, 08:58 AM »

The gun that the left will never ban...? (found at iowntheworld.com)

The gun that the left will never ban - ad hominem.jpg

nosh · « **Reply #630 on:** August 30, 2012, 09:39 AM »

That video was hilarious! It's an ongoing battle... people who have gotten away with stealing throughout their careers are dreading the onset of technology and the effect it would have on their side income. He's doing his darndest to spread FUD about technology. Too bad his own mind is a bit... clouded.

Fcuking pig!

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #631 on:** August 30, 2012, 11:33 AM »

-IainB (August 30, 2012, 08:21 AM)

Okay... So who wants to call a data recovery company and ask them to get the (extremely important...) "data" off their battery?? Be firm, persistent, and verry stressed out...and above all...Please do record the discussion.

Curt · « **Reply #632 on:** August 30, 2012, 12:14 PM »

Does anyone know of a fruit punch with real punch, the kind that leaves you bruised and bleeding (the revenge of the fruit that got pureed to make it)? I can imagine a picture of a battered guy with a caption related to that.
-Arizona Hot (August 26, 2012, 06:43 PM)

-not quite, but almost:

fruit punch_4b1b788f41a98.jpg

Renegade · « **Reply #633 on:** August 30, 2012, 12:56 PM »

@Curt - I think I liked the first one best.

I just can't resist this... It's totally about money, but full of kids and just hilarious!

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #634 on:** August 30, 2012, 03:16 PM »

Yeah, when it rains, that's really bad for data in the cloud...
-Renegade (August 30, 2012, 08:33 AM)

Renegade I just saw somewhere that 51% of Americans think rain affects data in the "Cloud" (?!)

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #635 on:** August 30, 2012, 03:18 PM »

Cody Chronicles: I want to be Cody!

Curt · « **Reply #636 on:** August 30, 2012, 04:12 PM »

@Curt - I think I liked the first one best.
-Renegade (August 30, 2012, 12:56 PM)

-yeah, me too.

But you may have heard of the symptom:
I uploaded the others as well, because I could.

And now I have even added one more
because I could...

Renegade · « **Reply #637 on:** August 30, 2012, 08:18 PM »

Yeah, when it rains, that's really bad for data in the cloud...
-Renegade (August 30, 2012, 08:33 AM)

Renegade I just saw somewhere that 51% of Americans think rain affects data in the "Cloud" (?!)
-TaoPhoenix (August 30, 2012, 03:16 PM)

NigelH · « **Reply #638 on:** August 30, 2012, 08:27 PM »

Yeah, when it rains, that's really bad for data in the cloud...
-Renegade (August 30, 2012, 08:33 AM)

Renegade I just saw somewhere that 51% of Americans think rain affects data in the "Cloud" (?!)
-TaoPhoenix (August 30, 2012, 03:16 PM)

-Renegade (August 30, 2012, 08:18 PM)

Hopefully, that somewhere not being in a cloud

Edvard · « **Reply #639 on:** August 30, 2012, 11:59 PM »

Yeah, when it rains, that's really bad for data in the cloud...
-Renegade (August 30, 2012, 08:33 AM)
Renegade I just saw somewhere that 51% of Americans think rain affects data in the "Cloud" (?!)
-TaoPhoenix (August 30, 2012, 03:16 PM)

-Renegade (August 30, 2012, 08:18 PM)
Hopefully, that somewhere not being in a cloud
-NigelH (August 30, 2012, 08:27 PM)

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #640 on:** August 31, 2012, 12:14 AM »

Yeah, when it rains, that's really bad for data in the cloud...
-Renegade (August 30, 2012, 08:33 AM)

Renegade I just saw somewhere that 51% of Americans think rain affects data in the "Cloud" (?!)
-TaoPhoenix (August 30, 2012, 03:16 PM)

-Renegade (August 30, 2012, 08:18 PM)

Cloud-tastic Citation
http://techpp.com/20...g-us-survey-reveals/

NigelH · « **Reply #641 on:** August 31, 2012, 06:25 AM »

The original survey as echoed by Citrix (why would they make this a press release).
The nature of the survey looks like it originated from one of those "journals" you see at the supermarket checkout counter.

... believe stormy weather can interfere with cloud computing.

Well, when storms takes out any other services or switches/servers relative to where my data or service is ...

... the top three deterrents are cost (34 percent), security concerns (32 percent) and privacy concerns (31 percent).

ya think.

You would think availability would show up there. I wonder if it was even in the survey.

kyrathaba · « **Reply #642 on:** August 31, 2012, 07:05 AM »

kyrathaba · « **Reply #643 on:** August 31, 2012, 07:08 AM »

nosh · « **Reply #644 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:44 AM »

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #645 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:52 AM »

Kyrathaba that's the most brilliant pic I've seen all week!

kyrathaba · « **Reply #646 on:** August 31, 2012, 08:09 PM »

Kyrathaba that's the most brilliant pic I've seen all week!

Pi vs. cake, or the Martians?

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #647 on:** September 01, 2012, 01:43 AM »

Kyrathaba that's the most brilliant pic I've seen all week!

Pi vs. cake, or the Martians?
-kyrathaba (August 31, 2012, 08:09 PM)

Sorry I wasn't clear, the Martians. (Though they look like they're from the movie Aliens, which is great, less of the green men meme in old creaking Martian lore.)

Renegade · « **Reply #648 on:** September 01, 2012, 08:28 AM »

Thought that was worth a laugh.

tomos · « **Reply #649 on:** September 01, 2012, 01:18 PM »

(see attachment in previous post)
Thought that was worth a laugh.
-Renegade (September 01, 2012, 08:28 AM)

well, it's a laugh for the people who have considered it already