Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 3934528 times)

wraith808 · « **Reply #3150 on:** June 24, 2014, 04:05 PM »

^ Good one app!

Meet Shane, the Walmart Deli Employee Who Gives His Managers a Major Headache

If this doesn't make you laugh out loud, nothing will!

app103 · « **Reply #3151 on:** June 24, 2014, 04:42 PM »

^ Good one app!

Meet Shane, the Walmart Deli Employee Who Gives His Managers a Major Headache

If this doesn't make you laugh out loud, nothing will!
-wraith808 (June 24, 2014, 04:05 PM)

I want to be there when he's giving out free samples.

x16wda · « **Reply #3152 on:** June 24, 2014, 06:32 PM »

I don't know. I just downloaded drivers the other day with no problem. For a 9 year old printer, no less.
-wraith808 (June 24, 2014, 11:05 AM)

Please see this link. The last couple things I have been looking for ran into this. Looks like it affects the server line, not the printer line apparently... at least there's that.

tomos · « **Reply #3153 on:** June 24, 2014, 07:00 PM »

Not sure about the guys, but I am sure the women here can relate, although I have not done anything like this since the 80's, when most jeans did not contain any Lycra. The only thing missing from this video is the coat hanger, to pull up the zipper.
-app103 (June 24, 2014, 03:07 PM)

Laugh of the day App -
and there's no guarantee of a laugh (out loud) in any particular day ;-)

and Shane get's employee of the year wraith

Target · « **Reply #3154 on:** June 24, 2014, 07:45 PM »

baking is a contact sport?

http://theconcourse....75661/+AlbertBurneko

wraith808 · « **Reply #3155 on:** June 24, 2014, 08:13 PM »

baking is a contact sport?

http://theconcourse....75661/+AlbertBurneko
-Target (June 24, 2014, 07:45 PM)

Posted already

Target · « **Reply #3156 on:** June 24, 2014, 08:40 PM »

Posted already
-wraith808 (June 24, 2014, 08:13 PM)

my bad - I knew I'd seen it today but couldn't for the life of me find where (I was cross posting to another forum where it was particularly relevant)

app103 · « **Reply #3157 on:** June 25, 2014, 12:18 PM »

Looks like something you'd find sold through an infomercial.

But wait...there's more! Order right now and you'll get not one, but two Magic Spaghetti Forks for the low price of $19.99!

Just imagine the beginning of it, where they show a series of idiots doing it "the old-fashioned way" and making a big mess, with spaghetti flying all over the place, hitting the walls. Because that's the infomercial's favorite tactic for convincing you that you have been doing things wrong, all your life.

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3158 on:** June 25, 2014, 12:54 PM »

Not sure about the guys, but I am sure the women here can relate, although I have not done anything like this since the 80's, when most jeans did not contain any Lycra. The only thing missing from this video is the coat hanger, to pull up the zipper. Grin

@App103, I think this Youtube video is better.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3159 on:** June 25, 2014, 01:02 PM »

If it's OK, I'll post some more cartoons from this site.

wraith808 · « **Reply #3160 on:** June 25, 2014, 02:16 PM »

Looks like something you'd find sold through an infomercial.

-app103 (June 25, 2014, 12:18 PM)

What does? I think I missed something... that happens a lot

app103 · « **Reply #3161 on:** June 25, 2014, 02:30 PM »

Looks like something you'd find sold through an infomercial.

-app103 (June 25, 2014, 12:18 PM)

What does? I think I missed something... that happens a lot
-wraith808 (June 25, 2014, 02:16 PM)

There is an animated gif attached to that post, with a special spaghetti fork.

wraith808 · « **Reply #3162 on:** June 25, 2014, 03:36 PM »

There is an animated gif attached to that post, with a special spaghetti fork.
-app103 (June 25, 2014, 02:30 PM)

Ah! I see it now... told you I probably missed something

tomos · « **Reply #3163 on:** June 25, 2014, 04:17 PM »

Looks like something you'd find sold through an infomercial.

But wait...there's more! Order right now and you'll get not one, but two Magic Spaghetti Forks for the low price of $19.99!

Just imagine the beginning of it, where they show a series of idiots doing it "the old-fashioned way" and making a big mess, with spaghetti flying all over the place, hitting the walls. Because that's the infomercial's favorite tactic for convincing you that you have been doing things wrong, all your life.
(see attachment in previous post)
-app103 (June 25, 2014, 12:18 PM)

at first I thought it was like one of those screwdrivers that turn when you push - now if I could attach a fork head to one of those...

app103 · « **Reply #3164 on:** June 25, 2014, 05:17 PM »

at first I thought it was like one of those screwdrivers that turn when you push - now if I could attach a fork head to one of those...
-tomos (June 25, 2014, 04:17 PM)

Why stop there? Why not a whole set of attachments to twirl just about anything...forks, spoons, batons, etc....all for only $19.99*!

^{*Cordless screwdriver or drill not included.}

Renegade · « **Reply #3165 on:** June 26, 2014, 04:03 AM »

Continuing with food humour:

wraith808 · « **Reply #3166 on:** June 26, 2014, 01:28 PM »

From a book store signing. And don't blame the messenger when you get it!

wraith808 · « **Reply #3167 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:19 PM »

Does it better than most adults I've seen... and without a stuntman!

Target · « **Reply #3168 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:25 PM »

(see attachment in previous post)
Does it better than most adults I've seen... and without a stuntman!
-wraith808 (June 26, 2014, 05:19 PM)

if we all had tyres like that the roads would be a much funnier place

(and we'd ALL be stuntmen)

tomos · « **Reply #3169 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:44 PM »

(see attachment in previous post)
From a book store signing. And don't blame the messenger when you get it!
-wraith808 (June 26, 2014, 01:28 PM)

aaaaaggghhh

Deozaan · « **Reply #3170 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:51 PM »

From a book store signing. And don't blame the messenger when you get it!
-wraith808 (June 26, 2014, 01:28 PM)

I don't get it. Is it Libba Brary? Or is the Butcher Skin Game the joke?

wraith808 · « **Reply #3171 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:53 PM »

From a book store signing. And don't blame the messenger when you get it!
-wraith808 (June 26, 2014, 01:28 PM)

I don't get it. Is it Libba Brary? Or is the Butcher Skin Game the joke?
-Deozaan (June 26, 2014, 05:51 PM)

Look at the titles of the books stacked up behind it...

Deozaan · « **Reply #3172 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:58 PM »

wraith808 · « **Reply #3173 on:** June 26, 2014, 06:23 PM »

Oh.
-Deozaan (June 26, 2014, 05:58 PM)

Yes... you've been rickrolled by a picture.

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #3174 on:** June 26, 2014, 08:00 PM »

Oh.
-Deozaan (June 26, 2014, 05:58 PM)

Yes... you've been rickrolled by a picture.
-wraith808 (June 26, 2014, 06:23 PM)

Yep! Nailed me too! Just goes to show when you go cross medium, the old jokes work again!