Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 3935534 times)

app103 · « **Reply #1600 on:** May 10, 2013, 11:31 AM »

The Riker...

And the Picard Maneuver...

And another drinking game is born.

wraith808 · « **Reply #1601 on:** May 10, 2013, 04:06 PM »

Oh no... Star Trek meme wars!

Yes... headbanging Kirk is a thing.

But, as always, Picard one up's him!

picard face.gif

The best gif ever!

IainB · « **Reply #1602 on:** May 11, 2013, 06:01 AM »

@kyrathaba: Poor squirrel. Yes. "Ouch!"
Hey, nice gardens there.

tomos · « **Reply #1603 on:** May 11, 2013, 03:34 PM »

But, as always, Picard one up's him!
(see attachment in previous post)
The best gif ever!
-wraith808 (May 10, 2013, 04:06 PM)

for some reason that took a while to load so I got a very slow-motion version where it took an age for him to look up to the corner and back

wraith808 · « **Reply #1604 on:** May 12, 2013, 12:16 AM »

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1605 on:** May 12, 2013, 10:53 PM »

The picture above can be found at Realistic Crayon Colors

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The list of scented crayons above can be found at Scented crayons

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1606 on:** May 12, 2013, 11:15 PM »

Surreal Black-And-White Photos Cleverly Combine Seemingly Different Objects

A Tongue-Mounted Toothbrush, For Hands-Free Teeth-Cleaning On The Go

mouser · « **Reply #1607 on:** May 12, 2013, 11:31 PM »

App,

My best friend and I loved watching star trek TNG and we made an art of finding things to laugh hysterically about.. I can't believe we missed that Riker sitting method.

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1608 on:** May 12, 2013, 11:55 PM »

App,

My best friend and I loved watching star trek TNG and we made an art of finding things to laugh hysterically about.. I can't believe we missed that Riker sitting method.
-mouser (May 12, 2013, 11:31 PM)

Yeah, so did we, we all pegged the Picard Maneuver, but not the Sitting Riker, and I don't even know where the Headbang Kirk comes from for the loop. Or the TNG episode with the "childish Picard".

app103 · « **Reply #1609 on:** May 13, 2013, 12:28 AM »

App,

My best friend and I loved watching star trek TNG and we made an art of finding things to laugh hysterically about.. I can't believe we missed that Riker sitting method.
-mouser (May 12, 2013, 11:31 PM)

What you see there is an example of "where there's a will, there's a way".

Prior to acting, Jonathan Frakes worked as a mover and sustained a serious back injury moving furniture. This is reason behind his weird way of sitting and also his habit of leaning on things, and propping one leg up on stuff. If he only had to do it once per scene, it probably wouldn't have been as much of a problem for him and he likely would have done it normally.

But having to repeat it over and over for every take of every scene he was in, and having to stand for hours at a time, it caused him a great deal of pain. This was his work-around that enabled him to keep on working.

Revealed on Reddit, and Wil Wheaton confirmed it: http://www.reddit.co...leg_over_the/c9urrko

mwb1100 · « **Reply #1610 on:** May 13, 2013, 12:31 AM »

Surreal Black-And-White Photos Cleverly Combine Seemingly Different Objects
-Arizona Hot (May 12, 2013, 11:15 PM)

Now I have to build a book-arch before I drag anymore books to the used bookstore.

kyrathaba · « **Reply #1611 on:** May 13, 2013, 07:19 AM »

Prior to acting, Jonathan Frakes worked as a mover and sustained a serious back injury moving furniture. This is reason behind his weird way of sitting and also his habit of leaning on things, and propping one leg up on stuff. If he only had to do it once per scene, it probably wouldn't have been as much of a problem for him and he likely would have done it normally.

But having to repeat it over and over for every take of every scene he was in, and having to stand for hours at a time, it caused him a great deal of pain. This was his work-around that enabled him to keep on working.

Revealed on Reddit, and Wil Wheaton confirmed it: http://www.reddit.co...leg_over_the/c9urrko

Didn't know that: thanks for sharing.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1612 on:** May 14, 2013, 10:04 PM »

Discarded Styrofoam Cup With Incredibly Detailed Drawings Found On The Internet

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1613 on:** May 14, 2013, 10:08 PM »

21 signs that you're in Canada

If that's the cats. I would hate to see the mice. I suppose Texas mice are bigger, though.

tomos · « **Reply #1614 on:** May 15, 2013, 05:43 AM »

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Discarded Styrofoam Cup With Incredibly Detailed Drawings Found On The Internet
-Arizona Hot (May 14, 2013, 10:04 PM)

that's *very* impressive. Worth looking at the other pics - the inside is as decorated as the outside, dunno how he managed that...
original source seems to be reddit

claims some guy did it over about three hours while waiting for his car to get fixed.

kyrathaba · « **Reply #1615 on:** May 15, 2013, 06:46 AM »

The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 65 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that anUnidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as otherFederal Agencies and Organizations.

However, What you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden

This is the consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses. I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me. And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #1616 on:** May 15, 2013, 08:06 AM »

So does this give new meaning to Barack Obama Jr.'s book "Dreams From My Father"?!

kyrathaba · « **Reply #1617 on:** May 15, 2013, 11:36 AM »

So does this give new meaning to Barack Obama Jr.'s book "Dreams From My Father"?!

kyrathaba · « **Reply #1618 on:** May 15, 2013, 11:37 AM »

One day, while going to the shop, I passed
by a retirement village. On the front lawn
were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued
on my way.

On my return trip, I passed the same
retirement village with the same six old ladies
lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the better of me and
I went inside to talk to the retirement village
Administrator, and asked her,
"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on
your front lawn?""Yes," she said, "aren't they darlings? They're
retired prostitutes - they're having a yard
sale."

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1619 on:** May 16, 2013, 03:25 PM »

This story unlike the one above is real as far as I know.

Cops Bust Prostitution Ring ... at Senior Citizen Home.jpg

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Cops Bust Prostitution Ring ... at Senior Citizen Home - Neighbors, 75 and 66, are suspected masterminds

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #1620 on:** May 16, 2013, 03:38 PM »

Anyone here seen anything like this?

Funny photos of people who don't care what you think

kyrathaba · « **Reply #1621 on:** May 16, 2013, 04:58 PM »

emphasis added:

This story unlike the one above is real as far as I know.

You assume my story is facetious. But perhaps I just live in a very interesting community ...

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #1622 on:** May 16, 2013, 05:31 PM »

This story unlike the one above is real as far as I know.
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Cops Bust Prostitution Ring ... at Senior Citizen Home - Neighbors, 75 and 66, are suspected masterminds
-Arizona Hot (May 16, 2013, 03:25 PM)

From the comments on that article:

This isn't surprising. The Villages, a Florida retirement community, has the highest per capita rate of venereal disease in the country. Those old folks still like to get it on.

Being that my wife works in the medical field, in the aforementioned "Villages" I can totally +1 the quote.

app103 · « **Reply #1623 on:** May 16, 2013, 08:07 PM »

Target · « **Reply #1624 on:** May 16, 2013, 11:45 PM »

that sure is some incontinence suit he's wearing there (and it doesn't look like it's helping)