If there are any AutoHotkey users out there, this snippet will remap the two little side buttons on some mouses.
XButton1::
Send {Volume_Down} return
XButton2::
Send {Volume_Up} return
Actually, as I look at it though... I think the 'return' lines might be redundant(?) IDK
EDIT: I just changed it in my master script, and the returns are apparently not needed.
XButton1::
Send {Volume_Down} XButton2::
Send {Volume_Up}
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