New DVD Rewinding Service

[Josh]

Your credit card will be charged only one dollar for each rewind! Pre-pay discounts available at the lowest prices on the Internet!!

Our rewind is guaranteed: it will NOT void your service agreement with Blockbuster or other major video rental outlets.
Do NOT be fooled by cheap imitations like, "99 cent / 30 second DVD rewind," their service is unreliable and known to damage DVDs.

http://www.uncoolcentral.com/DVDrewind.htm

[KenR]

Hey Josh,
Thanks for letting us know about this valuable service.

What was not clear to me though, was whether you thought it was a good deal.

Ken

[Carol Haynes]

Excuse my ignorance but what does it do?

[nudone]

it's a bargain. worth every penny. no more long rewinds.

[brett]

I cant believe I have been paying $3 for this down at my local shop.
I bet they just use this service and just cream off the top.
Well no more....     Thanks for the link.

doublebogey

[app103]

This is hilarious!

I only wonder how many actually fall for it and pay up. 

[kyrathaba]

My uncle is the man who actually owns and runs the Digital Velocity online rewinder service.  He's incorporated it and is selling shares.  I am his designated representative here on DC, so if anyone wants to purchase shares by sending me $$$ via PayPal, please don't hesitate to contact me.

[Stoic Joker]

My uncle is the man who actually owns and runs the Digital Velocity online rewinder service.  He's incorporated it and is selling shares.  I am his designated representative here on DC, so if anyone wants to purchase shares by sending me $$$ via PayPal, please don't hesitate to contact me.

-kyrathaba (June 16, 2011, 08:25 PM)

O_o ...Okay, I'll bite ... What's a share going for??

I know nothing of investing. But this is just too weird to pass up.

[Deozaan]

I know nothing of investing. But this is just too weird to pass up.

-Stoic Joker (June 17, 2011, 06:50 AM)

And I've got great ocean front property to sell you for cheap in Colorado!

[Stoic Joker]

I know nothing of investing. But this is just too weird to pass up.

-Stoic Joker (June 17, 2011, 06:50 AM)

And I've got great ocean front property to sell you for cheap in Colorado!

-Deozaan (June 17, 2011, 07:14 AM)

Ocean front property in a landlocked state ... Nice. Investing is the part I'm unclear on...I didn't say I was an idiot.

 

[Josh]

I didn't say I was an idiot.

-Stoic Joker (June 17, 2011, 11:06 AM)

But Deo did

[daddydave]

I knew a guy that knew a guy who sold cd burners on ebay. The buyer would get a nicely packaged ready-to-light match.

[Stoic Joker]

I didn't say I was an idiot.

-Stoic Joker (June 17, 2011, 11:06 AM)

But Deo did

-Josh (June 17, 2011, 11:11 AM)

Hay, maybe kyrathaba was kidding, maybe he wasn't ...(don't know for sure do we)... But I've seen dumber shit make money so why not take a shot. Hell I'd rather chance looking foolish, than be to chicken shit to leave the porch.  

@daddydave - Nice timing, good example.

[Deozaan]

I know nothing of investing. But this is just too weird to pass up.

-Stoic Joker (June 17, 2011, 06:50 AM)

And I've got great ocean front property to sell you for cheap in Colorado!

-Deozaan (June 17, 2011, 07:14 AM)

Investing is the part I'm unclear on...I didn't say I was an idiot.

-Stoic Joker (June 17, 2011, 11:06 AM)

Yes indeed you're one smart cookie! Colorado doesn't fit you. I can see that now. Perhaps I can interest you in ocean front property in Nevada. It's a fantastic investment! I'll even cut you a special deal.

[Stoic Joker]

Yes indeed you're one smart cookie! Colorado doesn't fit you. I can see that now. Perhaps I can interest you in ocean front property in Nevada. It's a fantastic investment! I'll even cut you a special deal.

-Deozaan (June 17, 2011, 05:02 PM)

You're trying to sell beach front property to a Floridian, and I'm the fool? 

No. ...And I'm not looking for any bridges or swampland either.

 

[techidave]

Hey guys, I can top all those "good deals"!  Sandy beach front property with crystal clear water that would make any Jamacian envious.  And cheap too!

Did I mention it was cheap?

[Deozaan]

Perhaps I can interest you in ocean front property in Nevada. It's a fantastic investment! I'll even cut you a special deal.

-Deozaan (June 17, 2011, 05:02 PM)

You're trying to sell beach front property to a Floridian, and I'm the fool? 

-Stoic Joker (June 17, 2011, 05:17 PM)

When the next big earthquake hits and California falls into the ocean, you'll wish you had taken me up on my offer.

 

[Stoic Joker]

Perhaps I can interest you in ocean front property in Nevada. It's a fantastic investment! I'll even cut you a special deal.

-Deozaan (June 17, 2011, 05:02 PM)

You're trying to sell beach front property to a Floridian, and I'm the fool? 

-Stoic Joker (June 17, 2011, 05:17 PM)

When the next big earthquake hits and California falls into the ocean, you'll wish you had taken me up on my offer.

 

-Deozaan (June 17, 2011, 06:40 PM)

Oh sure, play to my cynical side... 

[Fred Nerd]

I can sell you the Harbour Bridge.
Contract of sale says you can't take it home with you, but every now and then I'll write to you to tell you how its going.