Apple...Just ever so slightly paranoid?

[KynloStephen66515]

[rgdot]

iTunes is so bad it angers the user so much he/she will resort to anything 

[KynloStephen66515]

iTunes is so bad it angers the user so much he/she will resort to anything 

-rgdot (June 18, 2012, 09:35 AM)

I wonder wtf happened for them to think "Yeah...We need to add that as a clause in our License Agreement" ... You know...cause those thing's are not already illegal anyway?

[rgdot]

Extra billable hour for the lawyers

[zridling]

That's a classic, rgdot! I needed that laugh today.

[rgdot]

Thanks 

[Carol Haynes]

Now there is a challenge - an iTunes powered guided missile ... WTF code have they put in there?

Actually does that mean that US forces can't use loud music on iTunes during combat or interrogation?

[KynloStephen66515]

Now there is a challenge - an iTunes powered guided missile ... WTF code have they put in there?

Actually does that mean that US forces can't use loud music on iTunes during combat or interrogation?

-Carol Haynes (June 18, 2012, 12:38 PM)

So no more "Tell us where your leader is hiding, or we will play more Justin Beiber" techniques? Goddamn it, we are all doomed! 

[Carol Haynes]

Actually one thing you can be certain of - if iTunes was used to create a WMD it would never get to its target without Apple getting its cut of the development costs (and even then it would probably crash before it got there).

[Renegade]

Actually one thing you can be certain of - if iTunes was used to create a WMD it would never get to its target without Apple getting its cut of the development costs (and even then it would probably crash before it got there).

-Carol Haynes (June 18, 2012, 03:27 PM)

+1

Also, if Apple were creating WMDs, they'd be trendy, fashionable, and there would be no reason to invade Iran because then they could be cool too -- provided they bought their WMDs from Apple, otherwise that would be some kind of infringement, and they'd need to be nuked real quick~!

[40hz]

"Mighty oafs from little icons grow." - James Thurber

Poor Apple. Would that they could loom as large in the psyche of the rest of the world as they do in their own.

Such is the fate of those who spend most of their lives within the confines of their own virtual reality.

 

[x16wda]

So no more "Tell us where your leader is hiding, or we will play more Justin Beiber" techniques? Goddamn it, we are all doomed!

-Stephen66515 (June 18, 2012, 01:33 PM)

Two words...... Mars Attacks!

[TaoPhoenix]

So no more "Tell us where your leader is hiding, or we will play more Justin Beiber" techniques? Goddamn it, we are all doomed!

-Stephen66515 (June 18, 2012, 01:33 PM)

Two words...... Mars Attacks!

-x16wda (June 19, 2012, 10:30 PM)

Biebers of Mass Destruction?! Wait - if you can get him classified top secret then they'll hide him away and we won't have to listen anymore!

[KynloStephen66515]

So no more "Tell us where your leader is hiding, or we will play more Justin Beiber" techniques? Goddamn it, we are all doomed!

-Stephen66515 (June 18, 2012, 01:33 PM)

Two words...... Mars Attacks!

-x16wda (June 19, 2012, 10:30 PM)

Biebers of Mass Destruction?! Wait - if you can get him classified top secret then they'll hide him away and we won't have to listen anymore!

-TaoPhoenix (June 20, 2012, 06:35 AM)

He shall be investigated by top men....TOP men!

[Stoic Joker]

So no more "Tell us where your leader is hiding, or we will play more Justin Beiber" techniques? Goddamn it, we are all doomed!

-Stephen66515 (June 18, 2012, 01:33 PM)

Two words...... Mars Attacks!

-x16wda (June 19, 2012, 10:30 PM)

Biebers of Mass Destruction?! Wait - if you can get him classified top secret then they'll hide him away and we won't have to listen anymore!

-TaoPhoenix (June 20, 2012, 06:35 AM)

He shall be investigated by top men....TOP men!

-Stephen66515 (June 20, 2012, 10:52 AM)

So... You're saying he's a bottom...

[Renegade]

So no more "Tell us where your leader is hiding, or we will play more Justin Beiber" techniques? Goddamn it, we are all doomed!

-Stephen66515 (June 18, 2012, 01:33 PM)

Two words...... Mars Attacks!

-x16wda (June 19, 2012, 10:30 PM)

Biebers of Mass Destruction?! Wait - if you can get him classified top secret then they'll hide him away and we won't have to listen anymore!

-TaoPhoenix (June 20, 2012, 06:35 AM)

He shall be investigated by top men....TOP men!

-Stephen66515 (June 20, 2012, 10:52 AM)

So... You're saying he's a bottom...

-Stoic Joker (June 20, 2012, 11:20 AM)

It would be assinine to think otherwise...

[KynloStephen66515]

Suddenly, everything makes sense: