Author Topic: Cute jokes thread (Read 167485 times)

Renegade · « **Reply #75 on:** August 04, 2011, 10:34 PM »

To add to the geek humour:

Your math teacher lied to you.

A² + B² does not equal C²

A² + B² = DD

So there. =P

Curt · « **Reply #76 on:** August 31, 2011, 05:56 PM »

braking the rules amusingly:

rjbull · « **Reply #77 on:** September 01, 2011, 02:56 PM »

Or not 2B? My favourite deliberately mangled quotation was in the gent's toilet of the waiting room for the Corran Ferry in Scotland, quite a few years ago. It said

Support graffitti. Sign a partition.

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #78 on:** September 01, 2011, 03:25 PM »

Or not 2B? My favourite deliberately mangled quotation was in the gent's toilet of the waiting room for the Corran Ferry in Scotland, quite a few years ago. It said
Support graffitti. Sign a partition.
-rjbull (September 01, 2011, 02:56 PM)

Now that's funny

Fred Nerd · « **Reply #79 on:** September 04, 2011, 07:14 AM »

I'm not too much off a graffitist, but I have signed a few gents toilets with "The Future of Australia is in Your Hands"

Curt · « **Reply #80 on:** September 15, 2011, 06:46 AM »

read out loud, to get off the hook:

joiwind · « **Reply #81 on:** September 15, 2011, 07:40 AM »

My all-time graffiti favourite is :

- Bill Stickers is innocent -

40hz · « **Reply #82 on:** October 11, 2011, 08:46 AM »

cranioscopical · « **Reply #83 on:** October 19, 2011, 06:23 PM »

I rather like this screensaver, found on lifhacker

Cute jokes thread

Shades · « **Reply #84 on:** October 20, 2011, 01:18 PM »

Deozaan · « **Reply #85 on:** October 20, 2011, 01:56 PM »

Heh heh.

Curt · « **Reply #86 on:** November 06, 2011, 10:00 AM »

-...:

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Edvard · « **Reply #87 on:** November 06, 2011, 12:49 PM »

I like the direction this is going; here's my contribution:

IainB · « **Reply #88 on:** November 06, 2011, 04:00 PM »

Atomic signs.

Two atoms were sitting in a bar having some drinks and chatting.

1st Atom: Good grief, I just lost two of my electrons!

2nd Atom: Are you sure?

1st Atom: Yes, I'm positive.

2nd Atom: Well then, where did they go to?

1st Atom: They attached themselves to you!

2nd Atom: Oh no they didn't! Oh NO they didn't!

1st Atom: You see? You're too negative!

IainB · « **Reply #89 on:** November 06, 2011, 06:00 PM »

It's "Flip-flops"!...
...
Frip Frops in Black.png

kyrathaba · « **Reply #90 on:** November 08, 2011, 02:12 PM »

Japanese versus India...

Ath · « **Reply #91 on:** November 08, 2011, 02:18 PM »

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #92 on:** November 08, 2011, 02:43 PM »

So... India is greener, and they have nicer legs.

kyrathaba · « **Reply #93 on:** November 08, 2011, 06:17 PM »

Meth-lab...

40hz · « **Reply #94 on:** November 11, 2011, 08:20 AM »

I did.

rjbull · « **Reply #95 on:** November 30, 2011, 04:28 PM »

King Henry VIII gets on the London Underground. "Tower Hill, return, please. And a single for the wife..."

Edvard · « **Reply #96 on:** December 01, 2011, 02:39 PM »

Meth-lab...
-kyrathaba (November 08, 2011, 06:17 PM)

ROFLPMSL

Curt · « **Reply #97 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:48 PM »

Curt · « **Reply #98 on:** December 31, 2011, 09:05 AM »

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Yeah, copy & paste is so useful...

cranioscopical · « **Reply #99 on:** December 31, 2011, 11:43 AM »

King Henry VIII gets on the London Underground. "Tower Hill, return, please. And a single for the wife..."
-rjbull (November 30, 2011, 04:28 PM)

She's going on a chopping trip!