Author Topic: How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you (Read 62698 times)

f0dder · « **on:** November 27, 2008, 02:42 AM »

As people might have guessed by now, I'm not a big fan of cats.

And with good reason, I say!

How to tell if your cat is plotting to KILL you
~~(random link from IRC, dunno where it originates from)~~
Thanks to fenixproductions for finding originating site

Deozaan · « **Reply #1 on:** November 27, 2008, 03:57 AM »

The truth revealed!

justice · « **Reply #2 on:** November 27, 2008, 04:00 AM »

fenixproductions · « **Reply #3 on:** November 27, 2008, 04:04 AM »

(random link from IRC, dunno where it originates from)
-f0dder (November 27, 2008, 02:42 AM)

Maybe: http://www.catswhoth...upgrass.com/kill.php

f0dder · « **Reply #4 on:** November 27, 2008, 04:06 AM »

(random link from IRC, dunno where it originates from)
-f0dder (November 27, 2008, 02:42 AM)
Maybe: http://www.catswhoth...upgrass.com/kill.php
-fenixproductions (November 27, 2008, 04:04 AM)

Danke Schön, going to update my initial post

- I'm a fan of giving credits where due.

fenixproductions · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2008, 04:16 AM »

2f0dder
No thanks needed. It was on 1st page of Google results

f0dder · « **Reply #6 on:** November 27, 2008, 04:22 AM »

No thanks needed. It was on 1st page of Google results
-fenixproductions (November 27, 2008, 04:16 AM)

Doh - just shows how lazy I am

gexecuter · « **Reply #7 on:** November 27, 2008, 08:48 AM »

Funny

mitzevo · « **Reply #8 on:** November 27, 2008, 10:03 AM »

Cute.

y0himba · « **Reply #9 on:** November 27, 2008, 10:42 AM »

Epic.

Darwin · « **Reply #10 on:** November 27, 2008, 01:56 PM »

A wake up call for all of us - thank you for the public service, f0dder. My parents own one a cat and I've sent them an e-mail with a link to the page. Forewarned is forearmed, I say...

Shook · « **Reply #11 on:** November 27, 2008, 02:29 PM »

I like cats, but i don't exactly like their claws. All sharp 'n' rakey, just waiting to tear me apart...

*Dons claw-proof suit*

Come on now, murderous cats!
Very funny though, it had me snickering/giggling most of the time!

tomos · « **Reply #12 on:** November 27, 2008, 04:37 PM »

Very funny though, it had me snickering/giggling most of the time!
-Shook (November 27, 2008, 02:29 PM)

Had a good laugh out loud at the end

[edit] ooups, I was actually thinking I was posting in the other cat thread - which was very funny at the end of the video ...[/edit]

A wake up call for all of us - thank you for the public service, f0dder. My parents own one a cat and I've sent them an e-mail with a link to the page. Forewarned is forearmed, I say...
-Darwin (November 27, 2008, 01:56 PM)

Mike, you sound like another cat lover (like f0dder

)

PhilB66 · « **Reply #13 on:** November 27, 2008, 04:46 PM »

I r iz up to something bad...

f0dder · « **Reply #14 on:** November 27, 2008, 05:57 PM »

Haha Phil, that had me laughing pretty good

p3lb0x · « **Reply #15 on:** December 03, 2008, 02:33 PM »

That pic reminds me of Valde (Our old insane cat that would attack anything if you were within 1 meter of him)

40hz · « **Reply #16 on:** December 03, 2008, 02:55 PM »

This is for f0dder:

i-like-cats-just-can't-eat-a-whole-one.jpg

Deozaan · « **Reply #17 on:** December 04, 2008, 12:20 AM »

That pic reminds me of Valde (Our old insane cat that would attack anything if you were within 1 meter of him)
-p3lb0x (December 03, 2008, 02:33 PM)

Not sure why your cat's name reminded me of this one, but we used to have a cat named Katze.

f0dder · « **Reply #18 on:** December 04, 2008, 01:03 AM »

That pic reminds me of Valde (Our old insane cat that would attack anything if you were within 1 meter of him)
-p3lb0x (December 03, 2008, 02:33 PM)
Not sure why your cat's name reminded me of this one, but we used to have a cat named Katze.
-Deozaan (December 04, 2008, 12:20 AM)

Probably because "Valde" kan be pronounzed so it sounds pretty Gerrrrman?

Deozaan · « **Reply #19 on:** December 04, 2008, 01:48 AM »

That pic reminds me of Valde (Our old insane cat that would attack anything if you were within 1 meter of him)
-p3lb0x (December 03, 2008, 02:33 PM)
Not sure why your cat's name reminded me of this one, but we used to have a cat named Katze.
-Deozaan (December 04, 2008, 12:20 AM)
Probably because "Valde" kan be pronounzed so it sounds pretty Gerrrrman?
-f0dder (December 04, 2008, 01:03 AM)

Exactly. The way I mentally pronounced "Valde" reminded me of a German exchange student we called Walde (pronounced Vahl-Dee) who my family hosted when I was a young child. Then this line of thought reminded me of our cat named "Katze" which is German for "cat."

I'm sure you knew that (about the word "Katze"), but I thought I'd explain for anyone else who didn't know.

PhilB66 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 17, 2008, 09:15 PM »

Click on image to view.

PhilB66 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 17, 2008, 09:37 PM »

And...

Again, click on image to view.

Deozaan · « **Reply #22 on:** December 17, 2008, 10:00 PM »

Heh. Funny songs.

Wouldn't Switzerland or France be a better name for the kitty who doesn't want to fight?

Dell[a] · « **Reply #23 on:** December 17, 2008, 10:05 PM »

no. Canada ay?

Darwin · « **Reply #24 on:** December 17, 2008, 10:07 PM »

Wouldn't Switzerland or France be a better name for the kitty who doesn't want to fight?
-Deozaan (December 17, 2008, 10:00 PM)

Ouch!