(Satire)
No, this is not epic. Because epic means big. The iPad Mini is small. Very Small. You can't fit big into a small package. What we do at Apple is fit Meaning, into that small package. Epic Meaning. Because you can have lots of meaning and it doesn't take up more space. That doesn't our previous products mean less. They were epic. Because they were bigger. And Big means something. But so does being small. And Small is the future. Except for the iPod Nano, which was too small, we admit, that our customers lost the meaning. Or something.