Hmm, I can pretty much guarantee nos. 1, 6 & 7 are not good ideas. First, going for a walk might induce a fatal heart attack, not to mention, what happens if you get lost or run over by a chicken truck? Maybe walking to the fridge counts? Second, even coffee businesses don't want you taking up a seat all day or all morning, and third, the library is full of hot MILFs always hitting on me; I gave up male modeling years ago when I couldn't afford further electrolysis (see avatar).