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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6050 on: May 20, 2021, 06:00 AM »
@Deozaan would this count?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6051 on: May 20, 2021, 08:43 AM »
@Deozaan would this count?

I think that would make you a bloody souffle. ;)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6052 on: May 21, 2021, 04:28 PM »
From Private Eyew, No. 1547, 14 May - 27 May 2021:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6053 on: May 21, 2021, 04:38 PM »
I was present when this random discussion about a nursery rhyme occurred, and I thought it was so funny I had to share. You know the rhyme:

This little piggy went to the market.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
This little piggy went wee-wee-wee all the way home.

Alice: "I've heard that's a commentary on capitalism vs. communism."
Bob: "So they're communist pigs?"
Alice: "Yep."
Bob: "Which one is Napoleon?" (Referring to George Orwell's Animal Farm.)
Alice: "The one that says oui oui oui!"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6054 on: May 21, 2021, 07:59 PM »


Baby orangutan flips out over magic trick

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Burro & burrow

Turkey leg & sneaker




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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6055 on: May 25, 2021, 11:09 PM »
Funny Business Signs Put Up For Your Entertainment .jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Tg-lesbian T-Shirt.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Funny Business Signs Put Up For Your Entertainment

Tg-lesbian T-Shirt

There are a lot of big rabbit holes in the internet.   
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The big ones end up in Wonderland.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6056 on: June 05, 2021, 01:30 AM »
What would you think of a female beauty contest where the winner was a crossdresser?

Not the same, but was real-life:

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This Young Man Entered A Beauty Pageant Disguised As A Woman And Reached The Finals


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6057 on: June 07, 2021, 11:02 PM »
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Mom found the smegma fridge

Smeg Two-Door Refrigerator, Pink, Right Hinge

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6058 on: June 13, 2021, 07:22 PM »
Has your phone ever reported that the battery was 66.6% charged. If you used it then, you would probably be sent to the Twilight Zone.

Number of the beast

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The Number of the Beast (novel)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6059 on: June 19, 2021, 07:22 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6060 on: June 21, 2021, 09:46 PM »
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Advice from a Pickle

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6061 on: June 22, 2021, 10:18 PM »
Living dangerously.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

This is a sample of what is in the archive below.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6062 on: June 24, 2021, 08:38 PM »
My son, the thief.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

My son, the thief

This is a sample of what is in the archive below.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6063 on: June 28, 2021, 09:55 PM »
Leaked footage of Microsoft hardware partners at the Windows 11 requirements design meeting.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6064 on: July 27, 2021, 03:07 PM »
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
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Prime mates.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6065 on: August 13, 2021, 03:00 PM »
Are ghost kitchens haunted?

Ghost kitchens are those that handle delivery orders only. You can't get anything in-person.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6066 on: August 19, 2021, 10:33 AM »
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
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Prime mates.

that one made me laugh  :up:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6067 on: August 19, 2021, 10:50 AM »
google translate is having a bad hair day --
I wanted to translate a German Dell support page to English -- it got translated to a mish-mash of mostly Dutch with spatterings of English.
Especially entertaing though were the feedback questions at the bottom:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6068 on: August 19, 2021, 11:23 AM »
@Tomos:
And poorly structured Dutch at that. Translation is too literal for what is actually meant in English.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6069 on: August 31, 2021, 09:09 PM »
How fast was the ostrich going when it hit the tree.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    True, I Guess….jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Attractive people shop at Walmart during the day, Ugly people do it at night.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   

How fast was the ostrich going when it hit the tree?

True, I Guess…

Attractive people shop at Walmart during the day, Ugly people do it at night

Which is probably why I have never seen any there.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6070 on: September 04, 2021, 09:54 PM »
The third option.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]      Kids pretend to work.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

The third option

Kids pretend to work


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