Then if you enjoy old people being tortured slowly and in expensive ways, tour a few of the RV channels on YouTube. These RV army of geezers will make you feel like a genius for the road you didn't take. Murphy's Law applies in full force in the RV world (Steve Lehto still tells people: "DON'T BUY AN RV!") Here's one harmless, overly cautious couple who hooked up after 60, Liz and Paul, and are not immune to weekly trouble:
If you dislike the concept of RV's that much, you'll hate channels like this one
about tiny houses (on or off wheels).
While I would not be caught dead in 90% of these things, there are some that actually do look nice and contain some pretty smart ideas about furniture and placement of furniture/devices/bedding.
* Edit: Replaced link with a working one *