Author Topic: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw (Read 13967 times)

nudone · « **on:** July 08, 2009, 09:12 AM »

you know you've always wanted a chainsaw in the office or, at the very least, one that you can power from your computer or laptop...

...well, now you can!

watch this essential bit of hardware in action: http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=UjFlbNIo4QU

and the homepage: http://www.usbchainsaw.com/

cranioscopical · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:52 AM »

you know you've always wanted a chainsaw in the office
-nudone (July 08, 2009, 09:12 AM)

Very nice but my harness doesn't accommodate a CPU and 70ft up a white pine the damn USB cable let go and that was the end of that box. I was left out on a limb with no power. Next time I'll try the laptop.

Target · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2009, 05:29 PM »

not only have my peer reviews improved out of sight since I got one of these little beauties, but our team meetings now run much smoother

40hz · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2009, 06:10 PM »

Five stars!

Rot13 sez: "Guvf unf tbg gb or bar bs gur orfg jro ubnkrf V'ir rire frra."

cranioscopical · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2009, 07:22 PM »

not only have my peer reviews improved
-Target (July 08, 2009, 05:29 PM)

With which concert party do you perform?

Target · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2009, 08:35 PM »

not only have my peer reviews improved
-Target (July 08, 2009, 05:29 PM)
With which concert party do you perform?
-cranioscopical (July 08, 2009, 07:22 PM)

I only perform for my own amusement (fortunate, 'cos I'm the only one that finds me amusing...)

cranioscopical · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:14 PM »

I only perform for my own amusement
-Target (July 08, 2009, 08:35 PM)

How charmingly Arcadian!

Target · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:38 PM »

How charmingly Arcadian
-cranioscopical (July 08, 2009, 09:14 PM)

penny drops...

cranioscopical · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:49 PM »

penny drops...
-Target (July 08, 2009, 09:38 PM)

I can tell that you have no cents.

Target · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2009, 10:37 PM »

you're decimalating me!!

cranioscopical · « **Reply #10 on:** July 09, 2009, 07:56 PM »

you're decimalating me!!
-Target (July 08, 2009, 10:37 PM)

And your point is....?

Target · « **Reply #11 on:** July 09, 2009, 08:14 PM »

purely symbolic - but don't let that delimit you

Shades · « **Reply #12 on:** July 09, 2009, 08:26 PM »

Yep, here we part...

Target · « **Reply #13 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:08 PM »

Yep, here we part...
-Shades (July 09, 2009, 08:26 PM)

are you suggesting we're becoming fractional?

Shades · « **Reply #14 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:13 PM »

No, but the log clearly states that we are getting divided...

Shades · « **Reply #15 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:16 PM »

Is this for-estimat-or real?

Target · « **Reply #16 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:25 PM »

No, but the log clearly states that we are getting divided...
-Shades (July 09, 2009, 09:13 PM)

I don't suppose it matters as long as we're getting a result

cranioscopical · « **Reply #17 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:35 PM »

No, but the log clearly states that we are getting divided...
-Shades (July 09, 2009, 09:13 PM)

I don't suppose it matters as long as we're getting a result
-Target (July 09, 2009, 09:25 PM)

Of which you'd be an exponent.

Target · « **Reply #18 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:50 PM »

Of which you'd be an exponent.
-cranioscopical (July 09, 2009, 09:35 PM)

i prefer to think in terms of powers

Shades · « **Reply #19 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:51 PM »

yeah...and drum sticks are 'log-a-rythmics'

Target · « **Reply #20 on:** July 09, 2009, 10:02 PM »

yeah...and drum sticks are 'log-a-rythmics'
-Shades (July 09, 2009, 09:51 PM)

boom boom...

I suppose this is a sine of things to come

Shades · « **Reply #21 on:** July 09, 2009, 10:15 PM »

'Cos in us we feel the beat...

Yeah yeah yeah

(Songwriter would not be the best reason to give up my day job)

cranioscopical · « **Reply #22 on:** July 09, 2009, 10:37 PM »

Now don't go off at a tangent, chaps, no matter how complementary your angle.

Target · « **Reply #23 on:** July 09, 2009, 11:35 PM »

are euclidean?

no way are we diverging

Shades · « **Reply #24 on:** July 09, 2009, 11:40 PM »

...or are we splitting