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Deozaan

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6075 on: December 02, 2021, 06:40 PM »
No idea how this came across my Twitter feed, but I thought this reply was hilarious.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6076 on: December 08, 2021, 09:41 AM »
A Thai restaurant sells pot pizza. How long will it be until we have chicken "pot" pies.

A Thai chain's cannabis pizza is trendy, but it won't get you high

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6077 on: December 11, 2021, 09:58 AM »
A Zen Buddhist topologist would visualize a hypercube instead of the sound of one hand clapping.
There is also the flight of the one-winged butterfly.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6078 on: December 18, 2021, 10:17 PM »
Black licorice hot dogs.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]     Optical illusion images prove that things aren't always what they seem.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Black licorice hot dogs

Optical illusion images prove that things aren't always what they seem

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6079 on: December 20, 2021, 03:55 PM »
This really hits the nail on the head...

When You Need A YouTube Video To Fix Something


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6080 on: December 21, 2021, 12:31 PM »
 ;D ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6081 on: January 05, 2022, 09:34 PM »
The Real Superman!.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   When a t-shirt makes your dreams come true….jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Shirts That Were Too Right For The Occasion

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6082 on: January 15, 2022, 03:41 AM »
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In all honesty, I too would like to meet Spielberg just to shake his hand. Awesome movies all around with great concepts.


Also:

Cashier: that’ll be $19.99

Me: pulls out a $50

Cashier: sorry we’ve been having problems with counterfeit money… Have anything smaller?

Me: Sure! pulls out a $30

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6083 on: January 17, 2022, 05:42 AM »
^Reminds^ me of one my dad told years ago (short version):

Counterfeiters print up some top quality $25 bills, and go to a little hick town to pass a few off.

Old guy at counter gives the guy his change, and he runs back out to the car.

His buddy asks him what he got, and the guy replies three $7's, and a $4...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6084 on: January 17, 2022, 06:14 AM »
 ;D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6085 on: January 23, 2022, 11:17 PM »
Check Out 50+ Hilariously Inappropriate Bumper Stickers.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]      We want time travel.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Check Out 50+ Hilariously Inappropriate Bumper Stickers

We want time travel

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6087 on: February 09, 2022, 10:53 AM »
Can you hear the ice scream?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6088 on: February 24, 2022, 10:28 AM »
What do you do when your imaginary friend doesn't believe you are real?

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« Reply #6089 on: March 08, 2022, 08:12 PM »
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Do your boobs hang low singing telegram

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6090 on: March 16, 2022, 03:38 AM »
Funny Wi-Fi names.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Funny Wi-Fi names


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6091 on: April 15, 2022, 04:28 PM »
"Reality, what a novel concept." - Peter Pan

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« Reply #6092 on: April 27, 2022, 11:57 PM »
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Who writes ghost stories?

The Worst Programming Language Ever - Mark Rendle - NDC Oslo 2021

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6093 on: June 12, 2022, 11:59 PM »
Can bodybuilders have weak chins?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6095 on: June 14, 2022, 10:04 PM »
It is said that every other Windows version is terrible. So XP, 7 and 10 are good, while ME, 8 and 11 are bad.  So, Win 12 should be good. Will MS produce a Windows 13 or will they skip to 14 and will that affect that version or will #13 be too cursed?

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Windows 13
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« Reply #6096 on: June 21, 2022, 08:23 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6097 on: July 04, 2022, 03:22 AM »
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Funny Wi-Fi names

I like to name my Wi-Fi

"You can't guess the password"

And then set the password to: "You would like to know, would you?"(without spaces and "").

Whenever a guest asks for the password I litterally them tell the password and wait to see how long it takes them to figure it out.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #6098 on: July 09, 2022, 12:11 AM »
'There's coffee in that nebula'... ehm, I mean... in that Dragon.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]     Astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti Shares Amazing 'Gravity' Cosplay In Space.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

'There's coffee in that nebula'... ehm, I mean... in that Dragon

Astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti Shares Amazing 'Gravity' Cosplay In Space


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« Reply #6099 on: July 09, 2022, 12:19 AM »
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