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nosh

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[Humour] Never ask for help on the Internet
« on: December 02, 2008, 05:50 AM »
Maybe I'm just twisted but this made me laugh  ;D

Never Ask For Help On The Internet [Possibly NSFW]

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Re: [Humour] Never ask for help on the Internet
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2008, 12:08 PM »
Quote from: nosh on December 02, 2008, 05:50 AM
Maybe I'm just twisted but this made me laugh  ;D

Never Ask For Help On The Internet [Possibly NSFW]

What a cruel sense of humour you have!
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Re: [Humour] Never ask for help on the Internet
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2008, 01:16 AM »
I honestly felt like signing up to the board just so I could play  >:D
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Re: [Humour] Never ask for help on the Internet
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2008, 09:16 PM »
I admittedly quite literally laughed aloud.

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Re: [Humour] Never ask for help on the Internet
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2008, 12:04 AM »
ROFL ;D ;D ;D

It's true though... ;)

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Re: [Humour] Never ask for help on the Internet
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2008, 10:07 AM »
Possibly NTSW?

I loved this...... funny as, but when I posted it in the humour section of another forum, I got banned for a fortnight.

Their loss not mine :p

D'heads.

I'll have to hang out here and talk to you guys, sounds good :)

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Re: [Humour] Never ask for help on the Internet
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2008, 11:02 AM »
Facepunch is a horrible place, I don't recommend going there
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Re: [Humour] Never ask for help on the Internet
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 11:11 AM »
I never thought of that, that would show them back at my usual online home, if I ditched them for the thing that got me in trouble.

Nah, I'll take the advice of p3lb0x

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Re: [Humour] Never ask for help on the Internet
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2008, 03:04 PM »
You will not believe how prevalent this thing is on the net...

(Firefox literally spitted out the whole phrase when I got to "will som...")

And continuations to the saga, courtesy of 2 more helpful people who tried their best to help (but they got banned):

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=610187
http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=633383

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Re: [Humour] Never ask for help on the Internet
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2008, 09:15 PM »
It's amusing to read the FacePunch Event Log - stuff like getting banned for 700 days, being registered for one hour (at most), because of "losing lots of smartness in a single post" is really... interesting.

I will now proceed to ROFL

Also, on a related note: Asking about the Intel waterbottle on Facepunch - goes from capacity to overclockability (you may need to scroll to the top to understand it)

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Re: [Humour] Never ask for help on the Internet
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2008, 05:53 AM »
Quote from: wreckedcarzz on December 25, 2008, 09:15 PM
It's amusing to read the FacePunch Event Log - stuff like getting banned for 700 days, being registered for one hour (at most), because of "losing lots of smartness in a single post" is really... interesting.

I will now proceed to ROFL

Great review of the Intel water bottle! Best User Review I've ever read.
;D :Thmbsup:
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Also, on a related note: Asking about the Intel waterbottle on Facepunch - goes from capacity to overclockability (you may need to scroll to the top to understand it)
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Re: [Humour] Never ask for help on the Internet
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2008, 08:54 AM »
ROFL  :D

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