Which Software Personality Would Sing These Lyrics?

[Renegade]

Ok - just for fun, which major software personality could you imagine singing these lyrics? 

Now I have you deep inside my everlasting grasp
The seven bloody gates of Hell
Is where you'll live your last

Warriors from Hell's domain
Will bring you to your death
The flames of Hades burning strong
Your soul shall never rest

The gates of Hell lie waiting as you see
Theres no price to pay just follow me
I can take your lost soul from the grave
Jesus knows your soul can not be saved

(From Slayer's "Hell Awaits")

I've put up probably the top best know personalities along with some extreme dichotomies.

[f0dder]

Richard Stallman, obviously: "Theres no price to pay just follow me".

[Renegade]

Richard Stallman, obviously: "Theres no price to pay just follow me".

-f0dder (January 12, 2008, 06:52 AM)

Hahahahaha~!

Somebody got the joke there!    (Very sharp of you f0dder!)

And sooooo well put!

But who voted for mouser? 

[f0dder]

And it goes further - "Warriors from Hell's domain / Will bring you to your death" - that's obviously the horde of GPL zealots

[tranglos]

And it goes further - "Warriors from Hell's domain / Will bring you to your death" - that's obviously the horde of GPL zealots

-f0dder (January 12, 2008, 10:49 AM)

I voted "Other", because this nowhere-to-run imagery somehow made me think of Larry Wall

[Lashiec]

mouser? Probably for the donationware thing

Although the line "Jesus knows your soul can not be saved" points to Bill Gates, as every Microsoft users has been deemed guilty of "selling their soul to M$". The GPL zealots line is also very fitting for Mac zealots.

But of course, "There's no price to pay, just follow me" clash with the market concepts of Microsoft and Apple