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Author Topic: How Santa Gets Around To So Many  (Read 6811 times)

cranioscopical

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How Santa Gets Around To So Many
« on: December 15, 2007, 10:06 AM »
How does this  guy get around to so many places?
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Re: How Santa Gets Around To So Many
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2007, 11:04 AM »
Yeah right! He has a magical sleigh you know. Duh.

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Re: How Santa Gets Around To So Many
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2007, 12:21 PM »
Time to haul out my favorite Christmas piece, The Physics of Santa.

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Re: How Santa Gets Around To So Many
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2007, 08:05 PM »
Time to haul out my favorite Christmas piece, The Physics of Santa.
-Ralf Maximus (December 15, 2007, 12:21 PM)

My God, it's a classic piece, but I couldn't stop laughing!. Kids, don't read this :D

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Re: How Santa Gets Around To So Many
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2007, 10:55 PM »
Time to haul out my favorite Christmas piece, The Physics of Santa.
-Ralf Maximus (December 15, 2007, 12:21 PM)

I nearly died the first time I read that! Ok - not die... but I was laughing so hard that I could barely breathe. I was turning red and worried that I'd pass out! I think it's one of the funniest things I've ever read. :D

The part where things start getting dangerous to your ability to stay conscious I believe is around, "Per second. Each." ;)


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Re: How Santa Gets Around To So Many
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2007, 04:01 PM »
This piece has been totally rebutted and Santa's quantum properties explained in depth here.
Once again, science proves the improbable...
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Re: How Santa Gets Around To So Many
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2007, 06:00 PM »
This piece has been totally rebutted
-Edvard (December 21, 2007, 04:01 PM)

Reindeer will do that when not fed often enough.

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