For someone that routinely drops dirty clothes on the floor, and does laundry *only* when there's nothing clean enough to wear... this sounds like an amazing amount of work to maintain.
Plus, the opportunity for pranks is just too real.
"LOVE what you're wearing, darling. But isn't a sun dress and pumps a bit femme for you, Bob?"
"Hrm, it's what the damn shitbox told me to wear today..."