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Author Topic: Thriving Office: Background Sounds for Small Businesses  (Read 11016 times)

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Small businesses know they must seem successful to become successful. So they play Thriving Office while they're on the phone. This valuable CD is filled with the sounds people expect to hear from an established company, providing instant credibility. It's fast, easy and effective!
Thriving Office contains two 39-minute tracks: “Busy” and “Very Busy”. Both are filled with the sounds of voices, phones, computers, drawers and more. Click below to hear a free sample and then start benefiting from this amazing product!



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Re: Thriving Office: Background Sounds for Small Businesses
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2007, 03:53 PM »
hehehe i wonder if it really works

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Re: Thriving Office: Background Sounds for Small Businesses
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2007, 05:13 PM »
...boosts confidence, fosters concentration and increases productivity.

That's the first time I've ever heard these claims made for the noisy, distracting environment of the typical cube farm!

Still, I'd love to listen in on a call with someone at minute 40 when all the background noise suddenly goes dead. Hopefully this would coincide with some opportune moment in the conversation . . .

Freelancer: (on the phone with noisy office sounds in background) So it sounds like we have everything you're looking for, then.

Big Prospective Client: Yes! I'm glad I was given your number. I did have one more question, though. Can you be at all flexible on your price?

Freelancer: (sudden absolute dead silence)
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Re: Thriving Office: Background Sounds for Small Businesses
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2007, 03:12 AM »
Hmm, you could get their CD of room sound effects(TM) and on cue press a key to trigger #21 "a room full of gasps of horror" and press a button to time it...



Freelancer: (on the phone with noisy office sounds in background) So it sounds like we have everything you're looking for, then.

Big Prospective Client: Yes! I'm glad I was given your number. I did have one more question, though. Can you be at all flexible on your price?

Freelancer: (sudden absolute dead silence)


[room full of gasps of horror]

Freelancer: I don't think they'd let me

 :D

(seriously, i suspect you'd put it on loop though)