Go Go Thread Hijack! You are all sentenced to write puns until you pass out!
-TaoPhoenix
Hmm, reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode where the dead gangster thinks he went to Heaven. Every time he rolls the dice, he wins. Every pool shot, no matter how difficult, he sinks it. Roulette always comes up with his number. Then Sebastian Cabot informs him he's in Hell, not Heaven.
It's fun to make puns. But not forever!