Just a little fun thing that I've found - how to make booting Windows take forever or never... But background first...
I HATE trackpads on laptops, and have never used mine. I always use a mouse.
Now, if I use my wireless mouse, make my laptop hibernate, unplug the mouse jack, then start the laptop up again, it either takes forever and a day, or simply won't boot properly. (I get to the login screen and run out of patience - hard reset.)
Anyways, just a fun way you can make your life more difficult~!