Presents or DIE~! - Hilarious (but twisted)

[Renegade]

So, what do you call a 13 year old girl that demands that Santa bring at least 2 presents from her list or she'll kill him and cook his reindeer?

http://www.dailymail...Santa-Claus-die.html

While most youngsters do everything to keep on Santa's good side, one schoolgirl has torn up tradition and used her festive wish list to issue Father Christmas with an ultimatum: gifts or he gets it.

Demanding Mekeeda Austin, 13, warned Father Christmas that he will be 'killed' if he fails to deliver at least two of her long list of lavish gifts.

Hmmm...

I think Santa should bring her some valium...


Good for a laugh anyways.



Now everyone, have a Merry Christmas or I melt Frosty~!

[Edvard]

 

[Deozaan]

I had some reindeer sausage in September. It was yummy.

My guess (or hope, rather) about the letter is that this girl was being facetious when she wrote it. Some people just have (or go through a phase where they have) a macabre sense of humor but they mean no harm.