The only time it's easy at my house is when my wife is out for a few hours.
Then I can watch whatever I want! Otherwise, it goes something like this:
Me: "What do you want to watch tonight? Not much on but I have about 300 DVDs I'd like to see."
My Dear Wife: "Oh, I don’t know; you pick."
Me (know damn well that a trap has just been laid in front of me!): "Uhhh... Wait a minute.... Uhhhh... How about we start watching The Wire; after all we've had the entire series DVD set for a year and a half now!"
My Darling Wife: "Mmm... What's it about?" (Another trap, I think... She has asked this every time I have suggested it and I apparently still haven't found the correct answer since I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN THE DAMN WIRE YET!! OK; I'm OK now. Really."
Me: "It's about a special team of Baltimore Police detectives who....."
Wifey: "Oh yeah. Well, maybe I can sew buttons on something... Or..."
Me, resigned: "Oh, wait a minute... Look! Here's another rerun of Law and Order... OK?"
My Loving Wife: "Oh... if that's what YOU want to watch."
Me..... "Drppp, drppp..." (The sound of drool as my eyes glaze over to the sound of ... "
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally....."
(I STILL haven't seen one stinking episode of The Wire..... Aarrgghhh!
Jim