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Author Topic: Forgotten Assembly Language Commands  (Read 4701 times)

KynloStephen66515

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Forgotten Assembly Language Commands
« on: January 30, 2010, 07:14 PM »
Found a great and really funny website here with 85 forgotten commands lol

http://www.jokes2go....om/lists/list30.html

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Screw it, dont bother going there to view 100's of ad's. Ive copied and pasted below!


Forgotten Assembly Language Commands





1. BBBF      Branch on Bit Bucket Full


2. BBT       Branch on binary tree


3. BBW       Branch Both Ways


4. BEW       Branch Either Way


5. BH        Branch and Hang


6. BMR       Branch Multiple Registers


7. BOB       Branch On Bug


8. BOD       Beat on drum


9. BOI       Byte operator immediately


10. BPDI      Be polite, don't interrupt



11. BPO       Branch on Power Off


12. BST       Backspace and Stretch Tape


13. CDS       Condense and Destroy System


14. CEMU      Close eyes and monkey with user space


15. CLBR      Clobber Register


16. CLBRI     Clobber Register Immediately


17. CM        Circulate Memory


18. CMFRM     Come From  (essential for truly structured programming)


19. CPAR      Crumple paper and rip


20. CPPR      Crumple Printer Paper and Rip


21. CRB       Crash and burn


22. CRN       Convert to Roman Numerals


23. CU        Convert to unary


24. CZZC      Convert zone to ZIP code


25. DC        Divide and Conquer


26. DMPK      Destroy Memory Protect Key


27. DNPG      Do not pass go


28. DO        Divide and Overflow


29. DWIMNWIS  Do what I mean, not what I say


30. EIOC      Execute invalid opcode


31. EMPC      Emulate Pocket Calculator


32. EPI       Execute Programmer Immediately


33. EROS      Erase Read Only Storage


34. EXCE      Execute Customer Engineer


35. EXOP      Execute operator


36. EXPP      Execute political prisoner


37. FSRA      Forms skip and run away


38. GFD       Go forth and divide


39. GFM       Go forth and multiply


40. HCF       Halt and Catch Fire


41. IBP       Insert Bug and Proceed


42. IIB       Ignore inquiry and branch


43. INSQSW    Insert into queue somewhere (for FINO queues [First in never out])


44. LCC       Load and clear core


45. MBF       Multiply and be fruitful


46. MLR       Move and lose record


47. PBC       Print and Break Chain


48. PD        Play dead


49. PDSK      Punch Disk


50. PI        Punch Invalid


51. POPI      Punch Operator Immediately


52. PS*       Punch obscenity


53. PSD       Pause and smoke dope


54. PVLC      Punch Variable Length Card


55. RASC      Read And Shred Card


56. RD        Reverse directions


57. RDS       Read sideways


58. RIRG      Read inter-record gap


59. RPM       Read Programmer's Mind


60. RSD       On read error self destruct


61. RSSC      Reduce Speed, Step Carefully (for improved accuracy)


62. RSTOM     Read from store-only memory


63. RTAB      Rewind tape and break


64. RWCR      Rewind card reader


65. RWDSK     Rewind Disk


66. RWOC      Read Writing On Card


67. SCRBL     Scribble to disk - faster than a write


68. SHAB      Shift a bit


69. SHLBM     Shift a little bit more


70. SLC       Search for Lost Chord


71. SMR       Skip on meaningless result


72. SOT       Sit on a tack


73. SPSW      Scramble Program Status Word


74. SQPC      Sit quietly and  play with your crayons


75. SQSW      Scramble program status word


76. SRSD      Seek Record and Scar Disk


77. SRZ       Subtract and reset to zero


78. SSJ       Select stacker and jam


79. STROM     Store in Read Only Memory


80. TDB       Transfer and Drop Bits


81. UER       Update and erase record


82. WBT       Water Binary Tree


83. WEMG      Write eighteen-minute gap


84. WPM       Write programmer's mind


85. XSP       Execute systems programmer
« Last Edit: January 30, 2010, 07:17 PM by Stephen66515 »

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Re: Forgotten Assembly Language Commands
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2010, 07:23 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Forgotten Assembly Language Commands
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2010, 07:27 PM »
Mousey...Sit quietly and play with your crayons, nobody asked you for your opinion ;) haha



jk rofl

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Re: Forgotten Assembly Language Commands
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2010, 08:50 PM »
I don't get the joke.

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Re: Forgotten Assembly Language Commands
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2010, 12:13 PM »
That would be instructions, not commands. Heck, if you want to be really nit-picky, it'd be "instruction mnemonics".
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Re: Forgotten Assembly Language Commands
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2010, 08:33 PM »
dont wanna be nit-picky, i mearly copied and pasted it lol