Author Topic: Dr.Windows Dialogs - Add Yours! (Read 123353 times)

vegas · « **Reply #25 on:** December 08, 2005, 04:11 AM »

I am going to fixup the computer of a guy i used to work with this morning. After I remove all the problems (adware, viruses, malware, blah blah blah) and install him the right programs to protect his computer, I will be sure to install this program last as a nice little present. Thanks

mouser · « **Reply #26 on:** December 08, 2005, 06:36 AM »

tsaint - hahahahahahaahhaahahahahahaaha
those really made me laugh out loud.

mouser · « **Reply #27 on:** December 08, 2005, 08:23 AM »

ps.
people should probably add a field like
Author: Stefan
to their dialogs, just for giving yourself credit. it won't be shown.

tsaint · « **Reply #28 on:** December 10, 2005, 12:27 AM »

here's another attached which addresses an eternal condition

tsaint · « **Reply #29 on:** December 10, 2005, 12:37 AM »

sore key notification

mouser · « **Reply #30 on:** December 10, 2005, 12:37 AM »

hehe i see someone has learned to use button linking

by the way here is a tip:
when you link to other dialogs which should not ever be shown independently (but only in response to linked button press), then name those other dialogs with .cfi instead of .cfg, and only use .cfg for the main dialog. that will keep the other secondary linked dialogs from being shown randomly.

mouser · « **Reply #31 on:** December 10, 2005, 12:38 AM »

lol, keep 'em coming these are funny

tsaint · « **Reply #32 on:** December 10, 2005, 12:51 AM »

coolsite
Title: Cool site
Text: WOW!! I see what sites you like. I'll lookout for anyone coming.
Bitmap: images\mouth.ico
Wave: sounds\Windows XP notify.wav
Button: Great, my wife's a light sleeper.
Button: It's ok, it's my wife's bridge night tonight
SpecificExe: IEXPLORE.EXE

tsaint · « **Reply #33 on:** December 10, 2005, 12:53 AM »

hehe i see someone has learned to use button linking

by the way here is a tip:
when you link to other dialogs which should not ever be shown independently (but only in response to linked button press), then name those other dialogs with .cfi instead of .cfg, and only use .cfg for the main dialog. that will keep the other secondary linked dialogs from being shown randomly.
-mouser (December 10, 2005, 12:37 AM)

oops ...sorry.
If I want to use other icons, you are happy to add to the main collection?

mouser · « **Reply #34 on:** December 10, 2005, 01:00 AM »

absolutely, just add the icons to the zip and ill add them to default set.

tsaint · « **Reply #35 on:** December 10, 2005, 01:33 AM »

Title: Micrasoft Office Notification
Text: Statistical analysis of grammar complete\n Your grammar has been determined to lie in the bottom percentile of mainland US citizens\n You have qualified for a free course from the Micrasoft Grammar Remediation Foundation.\n Choose an option:
Bitmap: images\bubble_q.ico
Wave: sounds\Windows XP notify.wav
Button: Continue for award details
ButtonLink:qa.cfi
Button: Later please
ButtonLink:qa.cfi
SpecificExe: WINWORD.EXE

mouser · « **Reply #36 on:** December 10, 2005, 01:36 AM »

rofl, i like the message that comes up when you push a button

tsaint · « **Reply #37 on:** December 10, 2005, 01:39 AM »

tsaint · « **Reply #38 on:** December 10, 2005, 01:54 AM »

Title: Please help me
Text: If you are reading this message, you have purchased a Windows XP cd which I made in the Microsoft CD Mastering Facility in Mexico. \nI am a citizen of the USA, and have been kidnapped and brought here to silence me. \nMy only crime was to buy an Ipod, but in a fit of jealous rage, my employer, Bill, ordered my abduction. \n\nPLEASE notify the FBI urgently. My name is Sara Gates. THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!
Bitmap: images\bubble_i.ico
Wave: sounds\Windows XP notify.wav
Button: OK

mouser · « **Reply #39 on:** December 10, 2005, 02:04 AM »

hehehe my only crime was to buy an ipod

AbteriX · « **Reply #40 on:** December 10, 2005, 05:43 PM »

######################
Title: Error detected
Text: Error!\n\nMr. Gates wasn't very nice to use this day!\nSo we coded quickly a few errors like this one :-)\nHave a nice day.
Bitmap: images\aim.ico
Wave: sounds\Windows XP Battery Low.wav
Button: &OK
Button: &Cancel
;SpecificExe: word.exe,uedit32.exe,excel.exe
Author: Stefan
######################
Title: Continue or what?
Text: Press any key to continue or any other key to
Bitmap: images\bubble_i.ico
Wave: sounds\Windows XP Battery Low.wav
Button: &OK
;Button: &Cancel
;SpecificExe: word.exe,uedit32.exe,excel.exe
Author: Stefan (stolen by http://www.drachenst...rrors/WinErrENG.html)
######################
Title: Windows Mouse Error!
Text: Your mouse have moved. Windows must be restarted for\nthe change to take effect. Reboot now?
Bitmap: images\hwinfo.ico
Wave: sounds\Windows XP Battery Low.wav
Button: &Yes
Button: &No
Author: Stefan (stolen by http://www.drachenst...rrors/WinErrENG.html)
######################

---

Edit:

iam changed
http://www.drachenstein.ch/Fun/errors/
to
http://www.drachenst...rrors/WinErrENG.html

for better finding the right side.

.

mouser · « **Reply #41 on:** December 10, 2005, 05:49 PM »

hahahaahahahahaha ahahahaahaha.

i think stefan will soon be a zen master.

i think these two are my favorites: "the error has been successfully performed"

and this one: "Your mouse have moved. Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect." hahahaaha

edit: also "are you ready for the blue screen now" - rofl

AbteriX · « **Reply #42 on:** December 11, 2005, 11:52 AM »

Here are another few for your collection, mouser:

####################
Title: Missing or wrong WinShit.sys
Text: WinShit.sys is out for vacation.\nDo you want to use MadWin.sys instead?
Bitmap: images\attn.ico
Wave: sounds\Windows XP Battery Low.wav
Button: &OK
Button: &Cancel
;SpecificExe: word.exe,uedit32.exe,excel.exe
Author: Stefan
######################

mouser · « **Reply #43 on:** December 11, 2005, 12:01 PM »

another 20 or so and i think dr.windows will be ready for its first release.

AbteriX · « **Reply #44 on:** December 11, 2005, 01:44 PM »

Feature request:

Allow us to break the "Text:" line into a few lines for an better overview.

Rules e.g.
A) All between "Text:" and "Bitmap:" is the text to display. No matter how many lines (with \n of course)

or
B) use XML style <Text> ..... </Text>

or
C) use special chars to join lines like an {JOIN} sign at the end of the lines

or
D)
Text: bla bla bla
TextEnd
Bitmap:

Text: The amount of the account #4743156312 of the "Bank of America",\n
Owner: HILLIAM WENRY GATES III\n
have less then 40.000.000 $\n
Would you please buy Windows(TM) again?
Bitmap: images\fortunecookie.ico

AbteriX · « **Reply #45 on:** December 11, 2005, 01:48 PM »

Title: Fun error detected
Text: The Fun sub system have an error detected:\n
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\n
Did you want to continue?\n
\n
To cancel use the [X] button at the top right.
Bitmap: images\attn.ico
Wave: sounds\Windows XP Battery Low.wav
Button: &OK
Button: &Yes
;SpecificExe: word.exe,uedit32.exe,excel.exe
;SpecificExe: explorer.exe
Author: Stefan

AbteriX · « **Reply #46 on:** December 14, 2005, 11:27 AM »

I have had the idea to make a few "Dr. Mouser Health Watch Messages" dialogs,
but i don't know the correct english sentences for this.
Maybe someone wont to make this dialogs ?

e.g. :

Title: Dr. Mouser Health Watch Messages
Text: Stand up for an minute and put your hands in the air.
Button: &OK

Title: Dr. Mouser Health Watch Messages
Text: Please take your eyes a few seconds off of the monitor\nand look around (maybe out of the window?)
Button: &OK

Title: Dr. Mouser Health Watch Messages
Text: Hey! Just laught for 5 seconds
Button: &OK

To be continue...

AbteriX · « **Reply #47 on:** December 15, 2005, 05:57 AM »

Title: Windows Fun Message
Text: Iam just want to say that Windows works fine!
Bitmap: images\aim.ico
Wave: sounds\Windows XP Battery Low.wav
Button: &OK
;Button: &Cancel
;SpecificExe: word.exe,uedit32.exe,excel.exe
Author: Stefan

The last message mr. mouser should add to his private collection

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mouser · « **Reply #48 on:** December 15, 2005, 06:23 AM »

hehehe Windows works without probs.png - lol

thanks for more dialogs for the next release!!

alecjw · « **Reply #49 on:** December 24, 2005, 02:11 PM »

Messenger.png is the real dialog box that I'm imitating. Messenger.zip is my one. I felt like attaching it as a RAR aswell (Messenger.rar)