Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 3935271 times)

IainB · « **Reply #350 on:** January 23, 2012, 06:36 AM »

I wouldn't categorize that under "Silly Humor," personally.
-Deozaan (January 23, 2012, 05:18 AM)

Eh? Really? Oops, sorry. I thought it was legitimate black humour being used to make a valid point. Quite clever/subtle. Made me larf anyway. Very difficult to refute it's statement too. Like checkmate.
Anyway, I thought it was quite a clever spoof of the Rosemary's Baby movie posters - and there was certainly something very wrong with that baby!

Perhaps not as strong as the political statement made by that amusing Flash where you move the pepper-spraying cop to spray the faces of the signatories to the Constitution of the US - Pepper Spray Cop Interactive
(That also made me larf.)

cranioscopical · « **Reply #351 on:** January 23, 2012, 09:36 AM »

No pun in ten did.
-Edvard (January 15, 2012, 07:50 PM)

Ten? I think you meant deci, mate!

IainB · « **Reply #352 on:** January 23, 2012, 04:10 PM »

No pun in ten did.
-Edvard (January 15, 2012, 07:50 PM)
Ten? I think you meant deci, mate!
-cranioscopical (January 23, 2012, 09:36 AM)

Argh! Har-de-har-har.

Edvard · « **Reply #353 on:** January 23, 2012, 04:30 PM »

No pun in ten did.
-Edvard (January 15, 2012, 07:50 PM)
Ten? I think you meant deci, mate!
-cranioscopical (January 23, 2012, 09:36 AM)

But... That's what they taught us back at Deva State!

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #354 on:** January 23, 2012, 05:23 PM »

No pun in ten did.
-Edvard (January 15, 2012, 07:50 PM)
Ten? I think you meant deci, mate!
-cranioscopical (January 23, 2012, 09:36 AM)
But... That's what they taught us back at Deva State!
-Edvard (January 23, 2012, 04:30 PM)

Which was run by Ann I. Hilate

Edvard · « **Reply #355 on:** January 23, 2012, 08:12 PM »

No pun in ten did.
-Edvard (January 15, 2012, 07:50 PM)
Ten? I think you meant deci, mate!
-cranioscopical (January 23, 2012, 09:36 AM)
But... That's what they taught us back at Deva State!
-Edvard (January 23, 2012, 04:30 PM)

Which was run by Ann I. Hilate
-Stoic Joker (January 23, 2012, 05:23 PM)

Wow, this topic sure has blown up!

Renegade · « **Reply #356 on:** January 25, 2012, 05:49 AM »

Inappropriate fonts...

IainB · « **Reply #357 on:** January 25, 2012, 06:38 AM »

Politician Market

Renegade · « **Reply #358 on:** January 25, 2012, 10:04 AM »

Politician Market
-IainB (January 25, 2012, 06:38 AM)

That... was... BEAUTIFUL~!

God... nothing like a nice dose of reality for a laugh~!

kyrathaba · « **Reply #359 on:** January 27, 2012, 08:44 PM »

It's scary when tongue-in-cheek humor so closely resembles the reality of the situation.

kyrathaba · « **Reply #360 on:** January 27, 2012, 09:28 PM »

silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

youngjohn12 · « **Reply #361 on:** January 28, 2012, 03:10 PM »

I was about to publish a number of my preferred puns; I had ten of them... actual zingers, too.
Reading through them, I tried to keep only the best, and ones nobody had observed before.
In the end, I had weeded out very much all of them.

IainB · « **Reply #362 on:** January 28, 2012, 07:19 PM »

Italian cruise ships... (Warning: black/crude humour)

Spoiler

Subject: Cruise jokes:
With apologies to all those of Italian origin and to those who contemplate a cruise in the Med.

How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks.
What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks.
What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain.
When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "Off course."
So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.
The captain says he is not guilty of manslaughter. He has witnesses to prove he was nowhere near the passengers who died.
I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.
The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.
What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia? - Nothing - The bottom's dropped out of both.

kyrathaba · « **Reply #363 on:** January 29, 2012, 02:27 PM »

^ LOL

Nice, Iain!

Renegade · « **Reply #364 on:** January 29, 2012, 08:07 PM »

@kyrathaba - Love the new image in your sig~!

Here's some fun (particularly for those of us that play an instrument):

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kyrathaba · « **Reply #365 on:** January 30, 2012, 06:34 AM »

Great flowchart! LOL

IainB · « **Reply #366 on:** January 30, 2012, 04:12 PM »

What could go wrong? Calculate the odds on this web page, using Sod's Law.

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #367 on:** January 30, 2012, 05:07 PM »

What could go wrong? Calculate the odds on this web page, using Sod's Law.
-IainB (January 30, 2012, 04:12 PM)

Is there any correlation between Sod's Law and the expression Sod Off?

IainB · « **Reply #368 on:** January 30, 2012, 07:06 PM »

Is there any correlation between Sod's Law and the expression Sod Off?
-Stoic Joker (January 30, 2012, 05:07 PM)

Who were you directing the question to?

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #369 on:** January 30, 2012, 07:36 PM »

Is there any correlation between Sod's Law and the expression Sod Off?
-Stoic Joker (January 30, 2012, 05:07 PM)
Who were you directing the question to?
-IainB (January 30, 2012, 07:06 PM)

Anyone that knows the answer ... I'm really just curious if one is the origin of the other.

IainB · « **Reply #370 on:** January 31, 2012, 12:10 AM »

Well, I never saw any connection between "Sod's Law" and "Sod off".
British colloquialisms.
"The poor sods [unfortunate people] had to endure all that warfare in the trenches" <-- is Sod's Law. Something bad/unpleasant was likely to happen to you [an unfortunate person] as a result of enlisting or being conscripted into the army for WW2.

"Oh, sod it" <--a bad/unfortunate thing just happened to me. As in "Just my sodding luck." Similar to "Oh, bollocks."

"Sod off" <-- a very rude imperative to "go away". ("Sod" in this case coming from "Sodomite".) Similar in intent to "F*** off" or "Bugger off".

You don't need to paint your face with woad to use these expressions either.

Renegade · « **Reply #371 on:** January 31, 2012, 04:34 AM »

DOWN WITH GAY MARRIAGE~! MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN~! THE BIBLE TELLS US~!

Ahem...

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Bwahahahaha~!

(BTW - Some people don't really read the Bible very well. "Old things are done away..." etc. etc.)

Renegade · « **Reply #372 on:** January 31, 2012, 06:09 AM »

Ok... I think I've found it... The funniest thing EVER~!

http://www.dailymail...s-Twitter-jokes.html

Read the worst rated comments... You'll piss yourself laughing!

Here's part of the article:

'I'm going to destroy America and dig up Marilyn Monroe': British pair arrested in U.S. on terror charges over Twitter jokes

Two British tourists were barred from entering America after joking on Twitter that they were going to 'destroy America' and 'dig up Marilyn Monroe'.

Leigh Van Bryan, 26, was handcuffed and kept under armed guard in a cell with Mexican drug dealers for 12 hours after landing in Los Angeles with pal Emily Bunting.

The Department of Homeland Security flagged him as a potential threat when he posted an excited tweet to his pals about his forthcoming trip to Hollywood which read: 'Free this week, for quick gossip/prep before I go and destroy America?'

Leigh Van Bryan was due to go to Los Angeles with his friend Emily Banting but was stopped when he arrived in the U.S. over tweets he had sent

Offending tweet: Mr Bryan told security officials that 'destroy' is slang for party in the UK, but that was not enough to convince them

After making their way through passport control at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) last Monday afternoon the pair were detained by armed guards.

Despite telling officials the term 'destroy' was British slang for 'party', they were held on suspicion of planning to 'commit crimes' and had their passports confiscated.

Leigh was also quizzed about another tweet which quoted hit US comedy Family Guy which read: '3 weeks today, we're totally in LA p****** people off on Hollywood Blvd and diggin' Marilyn Monroe up!

Federal agents even searched his suitcase looking for spades and shovels, claiming Emily was planning to act as Leigh's 'look out' while he raided Marilyn's tomb.

Bwahahahahaahah~!

They checked their bags for a spade shovel~!

Here are some of the worst comments... the first one will have you pissing your pants laughing! Here it is:

These two were pretty foolish. After 9/11 we in the US take our security pretty seriously. We worked hard for our freedom and wil protect it however we can. This was why I joined the US Marines and went to fight for our freedoms in Iraq. Freedom is no lauging matter.

Seriously? Bwahahahahahahahaa~!

I am still laughing like 30 min later!

Ok... Here's a super-fast screenshot done with the new v3 beta of Screenshot captor on default settings with no tweaks (trimmed some bottom white space) (it was SUPER fast!):

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Ok... caught my breath again... DESTROY AMERICA~! DIG UP DEAD MOVIE STARS~!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

Out of breath...

Ok... Back...

...5 min later... I had to take a walk... I could hardly breath I was laughing so much~! DEAD MOVIE STARS! Hahahahaa~!

Ok... breathe...

You just can't make this stuff up! Like, even Cobra Commander isn't that stupid!

Hey! Let's destroy America, dig up dead movie stars, and announce it to the world well in advance!

Oh god...

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #373 on:** January 31, 2012, 06:49 AM »

Well, I never saw any connection between "Sod's Law" and "Sod off".
British colloquialisms.
"The poor sods [unfortunate people] had to endure all that warfare in the trenches" <-- is Sod's Law. Something bad/unpleasant was likely to happen to you [an unfortunate person] as a result of enlisting or being conscripted into the army for WW2.

"Oh, sod it" <--a bad/unfortunate thing just happened to me. As in "Just my sodding luck." Similar to "Oh, bollocks."

"Sod off" <-- a very rude imperative to "go away". ("Sod" in this case coming from "Sodomite".) Similar in intent to "F*** off" or "Bugger off".

You don't need to paint your face with woad to use these expressions either.
-IainB (January 31, 2012, 12:10 AM)

Hm, okay...thanks. But I gotta say it does rather sound like groups 1 & 2 of your examples get screwed too.

Renegade · « **Reply #374 on:** February 03, 2012, 04:21 AM »

This is just plain funny!

Perfect for captioning and sending to someone! Or doing a demotivational.